Those still exist? tsh...wow...well either learn how to fight or be quick witted and insult him to embarassment. If neither than continue crying.

I sat and watched movies with my friends. It was a pretty laid back thing. I see no reason to celebrate being 16 its not as if you are an adult or can do anything more than you can at 15 or 13. So who cares? my mom wants to throw me a 18 bday party. but i guess im not the partying type. I just want my stuff and be done with it.

i think i'm smarter than most kids my age. I have more common sense than most teens...and i have a deep interest in history, science and art...but i'm not a genius. I'm horrible in a lot of things, and sometimes when i talk i dont make sense. But still i can SEEM like i'm smart...which is good enough until i build my knowledge up some more.

:/ i cant really feel sorry for a girl attacking her mom.But yeh that was a lot of idiocy on the part of the cop and he should definately be sued.

Apple came out with these new things call "Books" apparently they have opened up buildings all over the country called "Librarys" and these "Librarys" have the "Books" and you READ them, they have stories! it's all the rage now. So GTFO and get one.

At 7/27/09 02:40 PM, Pounce wrote:

At 7/27/09 02:37 PM, Sawke wrote:

At 7/27/09 02:37 PM, Pounce wrote: I can make it throw itself out the window...drown itself...

muahahaahah Good idea. Oh mr spppiiiider.

why does nobody ever understand referances

i know the reference dumbass. It's harry potter. What exactly did you want me to say?

At 7/27/09 02:37 PM, Pounce wrote: I can make it throw itself out the window...drown itself...

muahahaahah Good idea. Oh mr spppiiiider.

So i was bored and for about a half hour i watched a spider crawl around on a wall. I remembered reading about how spiders move on their webs by following the soundwaves of the fly they catch with their legs. And they also have little hairs that can detect sound since they don't have ears.

The spider i was watching wasnt on a web but i wanted to see if it would still notice sound. So i snapped my fingers in a direction different from the same circular path the spider had been crawling, and when i did the spider turned and started walking in the direction my fingers were snapping. Then i started clapping in another direction and it moved faster toward that sound.

So next time you see a spider and you're bored snap your fingers as close to it as possible but do it for a long time or it might not follow you.

my haitian relatives can speak english but its really awful. They don't make much sense and it irritates me when they talk to me. For example the phone rings and someone says

"where's mommy?"

"she's not here?"

"what?"

"NOT.HERE."

it gets old and annoying fast!!!

my worst fear is that i won't find somene to date until my late 20s. I'm terrified that my pickyness in men will keep me alone for too long.

At 7/19/09 05:22 AM, WillInABox wrote: I laughed. I cried. I Loved It.

Love doggy poo..for poo loves yooou.

I liked twilight...but as far as i'm concerned my interests in vampires stop at that series...i'm not about to look for more. I also like HP but my interests in Magical Fiction ends there. I stop at one series genre then no more.

I just found the greatest movie ever! it's so cheesy it's hilarious! If there's one great scene from this movie it's when this dog poo starts crying for being made fun of because he's a dog poo. Ah a crying piece of crying, crying for being a piece of shit. Can life get any better?

subliminal messages from movie ignored ^^

At 7/16/09 12:57 PM, Dew wrote:

Think of it this way, for people to strengthen their arguments they need to find something that will support their views, when she said that, she was strengthening her views. Clearly you picked up the habit along the way as you were growing up, certainly not born with it, as you theorize.

My mom has been known to change whats real. But i do remember spending a considerable amount of time under the table and hiding was one of my favorite things to do. It may be possible she's remember one incident. Or one of a few. But the fact is if she's right , its very odd for a baby to seek privacy like that.

Pokemon destroyed ITSELF. And FYI their theme song changed like 8 times before.

I'm going to watch porn!!! yeh...because...never seen...that before...heh heh.

At 7/16/09 12:52 PM, Dew wrote: It's most likely that she can't remember when you took a dump in front of people, despite the fact that you did. You rarely spend anytime nowadays at the toilet so it's only fair someone would say something like that to you.

People aren't born with beliefs, they are taught them through observation. If this habit is truly something you do habitually than you would have learned it from some sort of role model.

well thats the thing i do remember spending a lot of time under the table. I remember it clearly. Not as a baby but around 3 and 4 i remember. So it's totally illogical for her to be wrong.

I think it's possible to be born with beliefs what do you think? my belief is that if you are using the bathroom there is no reason for everyone to know about it, or make a big deal with bringing a paper in their. I'm pretty much a stick in the mud when it comes to that and my parents think that i don't EVER take a shit because they never see me spend more than 5 mins in the bathroom.

My mom told me that when i was a baby i was really unusual. Everytime i needed to poo in my DIAPER i only did it under the table and not in front of people. I'm either born with really good observation skills and i knew that people need privacy when using the toilet and for a baby under the table was the quickest, and most private place to get to, or i'm just born with the belief that no one should see me when taking a dump.

What do you guys think?

wheres the cheese? you failure.

At 7/16/09 01:47 AM, goldentank50 wrote: so your mom should understand that you are a man and she should know that it is normal but it is awkward to barg in on a person doing said action.

Newgrounds...A man's site....and some girls who got lost on the way to myspace.

Yeh another classic case of parent walk in. I myself have escaped getting caught several times. When will we learn to wait till they are out of the house? *pulls off glasses* WHEN!?!?

Well if so we'd all probably make fun of that person so hard that even after they told us about the autism we'd just have new material to work with! thats why i love Newgrounds. Shameless Bastardry all over.

FUCK YOU ALL!

it used to be OVER 9000!!!!! but now its about 2000!!!!!!

STHU gum! for all your shut upping needs! enough for one loud mouthed asshole.

A good way to get someone who talks too much to shut up, is to give them a piece of gum, eventually they'll get too tired chewing and speaking at the same time and will shut up, if you're lucky you'll have a glutton and if they take more than one piece you offer their mouth will be too full to make a sound. Bubblelicious and other large gums are better then stick gums because they fill up the mouth more and cause more drooling. Now take this information and SHUT THOSE FUCKERS UP!

At 7/12/09 05:55 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:

Were you 9 when this all happened?

Personally I never get rid of my friends. They either just move away through time or stick.

no..last year? havent you ever heard of mirroring someone? people usually do it when flirting. Smiling when that person smiles or moving back and forth like they do makes them feel more comfortable around you, they dont notice you doing it though. I wasnt flirting with her obviously but i managed to faze her out without having to act like a asshole to do it.

At 7/12/09 02:51 PM, XDusk wrote: That's a really bad reason not to be friends with someone. If you have the nerve to call someone your friend , then it's friends for life man. Friendships shouldn't be broken just because of something stupid like "they don't speak loud enough."

But anyways , the best way to do something is to tell him/her straight up what the problem is first. Try to resolve the problem before trying to figure out a way to get rid of him/her. If that doesn't work out then I don't know how else to help.

How the fuck can you be someones friend if you cant actually TALK with them or get anything they're saying. I have no energy to keep asking that bitch to repeat herself!

There are a lot of reasons not to be friends with someone, i'm pretty picky and if someone does something i cant stand i tend to stop being talkative with them. This girl i met was a low talker (remember seinfeld?) i had to constantly keep asking her to repeat herself, it started to seem like i was deaf. Eventually i gave up and started imitating her facial movements, so if she was just telling me a story and my response wasnt needed i'd just laugh when she would, and imitate anything she did. Eventually by doing this i fazed her out because i never spoke.

How do you get rid of people?

At 7/11/09 12:40 PM, andhination wrote: Anywhere else in the country, I'd be classed as middle class, but here, I am rich.

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Not spoiled though.

I get £5 a week doing chores and stuff.
I think thats fair.

Not like those spoiled arse wipes who get £20 - £50 a week for dick all.

i get 5$ a DAY...heheee....yeeeh...lol but actually i get a lot of money but since my parents are gone a lot its spent for food. And i dont like asking for money so i use it to buy hair things or DVDs, or comics, art supplies. I figured since i get so much money, theres no reason for me to ask for things i dont NEED when i can just save up for them and buy them myself.

I'm uppermiddle class...best of both worlds!! I cant afford college but i sure can eat better than you!! :D