Why? i just can't take them seriously. I never bother with them, because they usually just make me annoyed, even if the plot is good, there is usually some kinda of plot hole that irritates the hell out of me because i analyze the shit out of things. But the thing that pisses me off is the uncreative cheesiness i don't need to see an action movie to know that:
Some really buff guy has to save a large sum of people who don't even know they're in trouble from doom.but in the process of saving them he has to sacrifice some hundred lives in a destructive car chase.
A girl with extremely tight clothes which she shouldnt be able to run in, and boobs that should hurt epic ouchies from flopping around will either need to be saved from a gun or is using one is involved with Mr. Buff guy.
Some nerd is screaming "I NEED MORE TIME TO GET THE THINGIE WITH MY GADGET."
There is a van somewhere with technology that should alert some kinda federal govt.
A very talented guy or weak guy who is cracking jokes.
A tough girl who gets her heart melted by love.
An angry guy who doesn't get his heart melted with love, but likes to hurt people.
A bald/slickhaired villain who talks way too much about his plans to hurt Mr. Buff guy then gets killed.
Somebody falls in a bottomless because apparently wallmart sells them half off.
Something is done in slow motion.
Buff guy gets his shirt off somehow at some point, then walks/runs away from an explosion with guns or a chick.
And all of this is done with no arrests for Mr Buff Guy or any complaints from the general public.
And i call this movie: Transformers Bourne then Die Another Day and Gone in 40 seconds.
Give me Matt Damon and Bruce Willis, leave Shia Lebeof and we got a deal Hollyhack.