At 9/13/09 08:35 PM, EvilJesus wrote: So Tom Fulp is like Elvis?

no you idiot he's Mr.T! GOD ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO CANT SEE REALITY AS IT TRULY IS!!!

I have revealed your secret to the masses! you can't fool me with your goatee!!! i know you pretend the be Tom Green because the pressures of NG make you insane, and act like a retard...but Tom isn't real..not your brother...well i don't think he's real either...but that's besides the point! Tom GREEN Isn't real you need to be you, and get in touch with little Wade...he misses you.

At 9/13/09 08:03 PM, Pheonixxx wrote:

At 9/13/09 07:55 PM, Pheonixxx wrote: Anyone willing, I guess.

Female, of course...

But seriously though: Either Sawke or Rina-Chan.

Gawd I love them...

OMG MY NAME WAS MENTIONED!!! *throws away blow up doll*

Enough with 9/11! god ! i hate hearing about it OVER AND OVER again every other day of the year in politics none of it on the forums! people who didn't lose family aren't even really upset about it, they just love a good tragedy to mourn over, and use in their politics, or manipulation. What about Hiroshima, Pearl Harbor, there have been millions of other tragedys! but no one goes on and on about them because people talk non stop about an event then finally get bored and wait for the next disaster and not shut up about it for another 40 decades!

I'd say Gagsy but she probably has a fuckin STD due to how everyone here wants to kiss her! *stares at hand* well old friend Sawke needs some lovin and your lips looks damn purdy.

At 9/13/09 07:38 PM, Lucy wrote: Offer him some mints.

now i gotta waste my mints and moneys on this cunt! lemme tell you it doesn't always work....one girl had TRULY UNGODLY BREATH FROM THE DEPTHS OF SATANS ASSHOLE!! i would TORTURE my friends by fanning her breath stench with my folder over to them, i gave her a mint and SHE FUCKING POCKETED THE THING!!! BAD BREATH PEOPLE KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING!!!

At 9/13/09 07:34 PM, blazer133 wrote: ask hi if he brushed his teeth thatday. I would.

wow you guys are masters of word stealth. Your multiple meanings are so cryptic.

So, i'm usually straight forward about things but when it comes to bad hygiene i cant tell people the truth but i drop pretty obvious hints that a watchful 4 year old should pick up on. There's this guy with REALLLLLLY bad breath in my class and what's worse is he's always sleepy so he yawned in my face like once every 3 mins...COVER YOUR FUCKING MOUTHES ASSHOLES!!

i really don't want to move my seat because it's the best spot to be in, and i can't sum up enough courage to tell him "POP A FUCKIN MINT WHOO WEEEEEEE!" so the most i did was rub my nose everytime he yawned...and give him a slightly irritated look, he looked at me a few times but i don't know if he caught on..any ideas?

That scares me now i'm afraid to have sex with dogs in the street! JOY KILL!

-_- well i'm not suprised....i really went to town sinning on the last question "have you ever tested gods existence?" this is basically what i would do almost every week...

"if there is a god let him make my daddy give me ice cream.....daddy can i have ice cream?"

"no"

"fuck you god you don't exist..."

i wish i was joking.....

"my tits are bigger bitch"

just like granny taught me.

At 9/13/09 09:50 AM, Jercurpac wrote:

It's not just the deep disgust I have for the filthy. Donating clothes is one of the most selfish things you can do. Yeah, it makes you feel warm and fuzzy. You get the sense that you've done something to improve the world, right? Well how's someone ever going to improve themselves if they're constantly getting handouts. You're promoting a culture of sloth by changing the rules for these people. Normal people have to work for everything they own, but you're telling these people that they can just sit on their ass all day and get whatever they want on a silver platter. You're as bad as the people who volunteer at soup kitchens.

Right because if you live on the streets for years and your hygiene is shittier than a asshole, all you have to do to make yourself better is GET A JOB! and OH how simple that is! just walk in to any place of business with your lice infested hair, and your stained clothes and ASK for a job, accountant, lawyer, teacher? all these things a hobo could be if they simply ASKED NICELY! the FOOLS!

What happens when you get a anxious son, a free spirited borderline insane mom, and a possibly rabies induced squirrel? you get a HILARIOUS SHOW ABOUT 3 MIXMATCHED PERSONALITYS TOGETHER IN ONE HOME! 3 NUTS IN A SHELL WEDNESDAYS ON FOOOOX!

At 9/13/09 09:34 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:

At 9/13/09 09:17 AM, Sawke wrote: guys give the clothes away you dont wear anymore.

Who would want second hand clothing? Isn't there self-respect anymore?

oh you must make hand made clothes for hobos....i heard you are the coco chanel of the homeless world! how's that bottle cap dress coming along?

No one is actually a person...he/she is the one who gets the finally say so in whether something is interesting or not...it no one doesn't like it then the lackeys, everyone, and nobody won't care. Just get to know no one and you too can be cool.

see what i did?

At 9/13/09 09:25 AM, Jercurpac wrote: The very thought of some filthy hobo sauntering around in clothes that once belonged to me fills me with an intense feeling of disgust. The vile tramp letting his accumulated bile and bodily juices gunk up every inch of fabric until they're as stiff as a board. I'd rather burn my used clothes than donate them.

right wouldn't want to ruin your already perfect stench with his...another persons piss stains on YOURS!!!? unthinkable!

At 9/13/09 09:21 AM, Lagamuffin wrote: Nah i'm good thanks.

Cheesewhiz pants.

No one really...i guess my dad is close to me...but no one KNOWS me..i dont even know me. Sometimes i'm angry for no reason or depressed and i have no idea why..other times i do things i cant explain to myself till much later. But most people are like me, none of us know for sure who were are or why we do the things we do, but i do like to think i spend more time thinking about my actions than the average person and i like to question why i do certain things, and make sure if what im feeling is always how i REALLY feel or if i'm lying to myself.

Well maybe not YOUR clothes, maybe the clothes of someone more fashionable...and doesn't have pants that smells of cheese whiz and pepsi...but enough about my friday nights! guys give the clothes away you dont wear anymore.

People just constantly buy, and throw away clothes nonstop or shove them in a closet for years until the weight of their greed collapses on them! DONATE YOUR THINGS!! i will personally effin take your clothes to the salvation army if i have to! i have been doing this for years the moment something doesn't fit i give it to my mom who sends it to haiti, and if i have winter clothes it goes to the salvation army! seriously, people need clothes as much as they need food, and think of it this way...more closet space for more shopping!!! yaaaay? -_-j why am i asking this on newgrounds of all places? half of you probably aren't even wearing pants...the other half are only agreeing with me so they will no longer HAVE to wear pants.

At 9/7/09 04:33 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Let's see who was a geek:
Julius Caesar
Bill Gates
Albert Einstein
Napoleon Bonaparte
Issac Newton

Where did they end up? As some of the greatest minds in all of human history, that's what.

1. Stabbed
2. Bill Gates successful.
3. Enduced the suffering of millions because of his Nuclear bomb.
4. Overthrown and abandoned on a desert island.
5. Lived a long fulfilling life...but alone and mostly hated for his ideas.

You need to really research your history

At 9/7/09 04:09 PM, Decland wrote: i'm not a geek anyway!

look at this...denial...the first step is acceptance!! we'll walk this road together!!!

At 9/7/09 04:05 PM, Sidorio wrote: Sometimes it's hard to keep my superhero fantasies to myself, but I manage it.

Fantasys like....how weird it would be if Spiderman could shoot web out his butt and swing around like that...or if the invisible man walks around naked....or how freaky it would be for one guy to have all the Xmen powers? one and two would kinda disturb people lol.

I try not to be such a huge geek but sometimes it just doesn't work. My dad knows i love comics i'm not hugely interested in the superhero genre but even i was amused by what he said..he said "is Marvel going to make another Superman movie?" i let out a loud snort and laughed as i thought how silly he is to think that superman belongs to MARVEL (someday...bitches) after my snort he was like "WHAT was that?" i looked away ashamed...nerds of the world do NOT snort...you are just begging for mockery but doing that...

If you had to eat a person say they're already dead..you had to do this because you had no other choice what body part would you start off with? i think i'd close my eyes and just dive in to the side of the stomach since that's just a lump of skin and dont have to look at anything that would remind me i'm eating a human.

At 9/4/09 10:10 PM, TheWhatsit wrote:

Can you see how one is an easy going conversation that would be enjoyable? While the other, no matter how smart it makes you feel, is not a comfortable subject. people enjoy talking and relaxing, not debating history and having brain storming sessions.

i know that people don't want to have intellectual debates ALL the time but ONCE wouldnt kill anyone always hearing someone go on and on about HOW FUNNY WILL FERREL IS! and how much they LOVE GREENDAY...is enough to make me scream.

At 9/4/09 10:06 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote:

i recommend finding people with other intrests as you and ignore the regular people you are in contact with.

I am IN a art school and somehow still i'm stuck with the same problem. I even heard two guys talking about how pokemon is based on mythical monsters. oh THATS BETTER!

At 9/4/09 09:59 PM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: OP, you're an idiot for generalizing an age group.
You're a teenager yourself according to your profile.

and you're a fucking moron for automatically assuming i meant EVERY SINGLE TEEN ON THE PLANET! do you need someone to say "SOME TEENS" so it makes sense? clearly everyone else got it because you're the only one complaining. Would you like us to talk about your hair instead? is this discussion to much to handle?

At 9/4/09 09:57 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:

Even just certain vocabulary will be received by strange responses. Not even big words, I remember saying "injustice" once and the guy I was talking to made fun of me for using that word. You'd think they would get tired of just saying things like gay or retarded.

OH you'd LOVE to think they'd get tired of saying gay and retarded but NEVER shall they do so! i think a problem may also lie is maybe a lot of people like me want to have deep conversations but it's possible everyone thinks everyone else is an idiot so we all get in to boring conversations with eachother and neither one is interested in music or hair...lol of course thats just idealism..it really isn't like that often. The issue is teenagers have not done anything so they have nothing to say. Believe me if we all could spend our summers travelling and being cultured we'd have a lot more to talk about then whether skinny jeans look good on a guy or not.

I really like science,history and art whenever i hang around with teens i never get in to deep conversations because these people have NOTHING to say! it's always, hair, boys, girls, partys, movies,music.

SHUT UP! doesn't anyone have anything of value to say? i spent 20 minutes spacing out as a girl talked to me about her hair and shopping...the only thing i hate more than a girl who is materialistic is a girl who pretends she isn't materialistic then runs around shopping and saying other people are too consumeristic...aka people who shop at Hottopic all the while sneering at GAP shoppers like there's a fucking difference. Unfortunately i know several people who are like this...kill me now...

sigh is this fucking complaint about 13 year olds going to go ON for 13 years?