At 11/25/09 10:05 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: I don't know whether to throw my face down and slap the desk multiple times laughing, or gag.

I had that same reaction, which is why i put it on NG. No story that good should remain unshared.

Sounds fake...but ok...

HI! i'm a 68 year old working at Walmart, i have diabetes which is only made worse because i can only afford unhealthy cheap food on my minimum wage salary. Sometimes i have to choose between eating and medicine and i don't know what will happen to me when i'm old aged but let's face it who really thinks i'm going to live that long anyway? but i'm ok, i love working long hours with little pay, living in a run down home alone.

Afterall i didn't work so hard at being a lazy loser in highschool and complain about working hard for 4 years just so i could NOT work my ass off in my last few years of life to work to be only slightly less broke . 4 years of slacking was definately worth the 20 + years i've had to endure.

If the period sploosher is reading take note of this mans face. He can save you a beating from your husband when he finds the mess you made.

At 11/25/09 09:07 PM, Meepster wrote: she shouldve used orange glow to take out the stain...

"are you a nasty period sploosher that just plopped a blood ball on your floor? HI! Billy Mays here and your gonna need all these FANTASTIC products to clean that shit up before your husband finds you knee deep in your own bile and beats your ass. These products will clean your shit up so well he won't even know how bloody your cunt is till he pulls out and sees his dick lookin like a red popsicle ORDER NOW!!!"

Vikings will make your weak cowboys their bitches!!! HUAH!!!

youd be amazed what woman would endure just to show off the hottie by their side.

At 11/25/09 08:38 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: If a blood clot as big as a grapefruit came out of my vagina, I probably wouldn't think having sex the next day would be the best choice. I am sure the man would have liked to know that information beforehand as well.

what i dont understand is....why wouldnt she FEEL that something the size of a grapefruit is in her pants and aim for the toilet better...and why wouldnt she get her ass to the hospital immediately and instead goes online and goes "hm let me see if these random people who know nothing about health can tell me if this is normal?"

At 11/25/09 08:31 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Being a man is awesome.

im sure somewhere theres a man crying about him passing a dookie as big as a watermelon then missing the toilet and dropping it on the ground.

NASTY LADY! don't tell people that ANYWHERE!! yes a fucking blood clot as big as a grapefruit passing through your vag is abnormal why the hell do need to share this shit online?

http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Womens-Heal th/BLOOD-CLOTS-DURING-PERIOD/show/26341

YES, AS BIG AS A GRAPEFRUIT. WHEN I PULLED MY PANTS DOWN IT ROLLED DOWN MY LEG AND FELL TO THE FLOOR. WHEN I TRIED TO PICK IT UP, IT KEPT BREAKING APART AND I HAD A MESS TO CLEAN. THEN IT JUST STOPPED AND THEN AFTER I HAD SEX THE NEXT DAY WITH MY HUSBAND IT STARTED BACK BUT REAL LIGHT. AS I REREAD THIS IT SOUNDS KINDA WEIRD, BUT I AM BEING TRUTHFUL. I MADE AN APPOINTMENT WITH MY GYNECOLOGIST FOR THIS MONDAY. I HAD GONE TO HIM BEFORE ABOUT 2 MONTHS AGO CAUSE MY PERIOD WOULDN'T STOP AND HE GAVE ME PILLS TO TAKE FOR 10 DAYS, AND IT STOPPED AND NOW THIS MONTH I'VE HAD IT TWICE BUT NEVER A BLOOD CLOT AS BIG AS THIS LAST ONE. AT FIRST I THOUGHT "WELL GOOD IT'S ALL OUT NOW" BUT AFTER I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, I CALLED THE DOC.

this is something i say in response to guys who say this:

"sucks my balls"

"i don't suck raisins."

trust me it always stops them dead and embarasses the crap out of them. Guys hate their balls being made fun of.

At 11/22/09 03:16 AM, Hawdcore wrote: What im curious about is why the fuck you aren't in the kitchen making us all sammitches >:(

OH I GET IT! because i'm a woman. Ya that never gets old, it's even funnier than it was in 2006, i also then had a vagina.

At 11/21/09 07:07 PM, Evark wrote: Once you're in the habit of healthy eating, it becomes second nature. It's the same way it's become second nature to you to eat some of the unhealthy crap that you've been eating at present. Because you've got into the habit so it's easy to stay in the habit.

well that and the things i can afford to eat are also pretty healthy, i can get soup and salad for a lot cheaper around where i live than a sandwich..and you wouldn't believe how many sandwich shops there are.

Breaking habits is easy: change your routine. When do you crave chocolate? Late at night it seems. Instead, go to bed several hours earlier. That way you don't even have to bother craving chocolate at such a late hour, because you're in bed getting rest. Or go for a jog or something.

I just want sugary things at night. But thats when i wake up, not when i'm still awake. I also have retarded sleeping habits. The earlier i sleep the earlier i wake up, so if i sleep at 7 then i wake up at 12. And the later i sleep the later i wake up, if i sleep at 12 i'll wake up at 7. I can only sleep for about 6 hours.

Being healthy is a lifestyle choice, but you have to take it one decision at a time until you've actually established the habit.

Ya i'm glad i'm getting used to it, though my addiction to salad is getting a little weird lol.

BECAUSE GIRLS LIKE IT! hence "eeeeeeeewwww "

To eat healthier i stopped eating doughnuts, and bagels, and sammiches. Now whenever i have a urge for something sweet i grab a banana, or when i want a sammich i eat a salad and pretend the salad dressing is mayo crunching with the lettuce and tomato, all that's missing is the bread and meat :( but now i've convinced myself to love salad and now i eat it 4 times a week.

Except....when i have a chocolate craving that a banana can't cure watch out....yesterday i poured liquid chocolate milk mix in to a cup at 3 in the morning and ate it out....it got pretty ugly. No regrets :D also please don't think i'm a health freak....i just have diabetes issues on both sides of my family mainly because of bad eating, it's never too early to prevent what i could regret later.

At 11/21/09 04:32 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Chutes and Ladders.

Does anyone even remember that game?

sucked. No one WANTS to remember.

At 11/21/09 04:25 PM, DeIirium wrote: I dislike any board game that isnt Go, Mahjong, or Chess.

you better add candyland to that list goddamnit!

some people know me. I've been busy with life lately.

I fucking hated clue as a kid. It's like a kiddy guidebook for murderers. It seems like they're constantly trying to make the game more difficult and creepy. I never understood how the game worked or why the hell so much reading was involved, mainly because like every other boardgame the how to play manual gets lost in a week, so instead of winging it like you can with monopoly where the rule book isn't that important, you're left with a useless game. To this day i'm still a fan of candy land, just follow the colors, no prob.

I hope Tom comes out with a Newgrounds version of clue, that i'll play. "Alien Hominid killed Wade with a curling iron in the bathroom...don't ask how."

At 11/19/09 04:34 PM, Gagsy wrote: Of course they are. Not exactly something they can control though. It's in the genes. Men have to be the stronger partners in a relationship, the dominant one - Usually. Of course this means that they have to be the bread winners, they feel more useful providing then having their missus provide more. It's just nature.

i wonder how large a majority of men can't handle smart girls? one guy stopped liking me because i was too smart which also means "you make me feel stupid", i'm glad because i really am too good for someone who says moral is "one of those small big words..." *shiver*

At 11/19/09 05:28 PM, MissAllanPoe wrote: There's no reason to get mad over small insignificant shit like that. I can't even remember the last time I was angry. Maybe you have a chemical imbalence. 30 percent of the women around the world do.

I'm not trying to sound like an asshole. Just trying to help. So don't take things so literally.

well maybe you can't read. I just said i didn't get angry, annoyed maybe, but i didnt go in to an argument with him.

At 11/19/09 04:43 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Calm down, Sawke, soon you'll reach the flood limit.

TWO TOPICS!! everyone...HIT THE DECK THE BBS IS GONNA EXPLODE!

poof...

At 11/19/09 04:36 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: I'm not really an angry person, so no.
Especially since I started visiting the Internet. Learning what trolling was and how not to feed it really changed me a lot.

oh my god me too! after so many trolls you just end up saying "ok...your opinion" too much work to get angry.

I used to get riled up and start screaming about lots of things, and i still get in to thick debates, but more often then not i've just been disinterested in that. This guy told me that the new "princess and the frog movie" is going to be good, and i told him it seemed a little racist. I mean...the first black movie disney does and they make her princess of new ORLEANS, and all the characters talk with a southern black accent? and slang? ok maybe not racist...but it's tasteless.

That's like making an italian cartoon and placing it in brooklyn in a pizza shop. Stereotypical. Then he went "OH THEY WERENT OFFENSIVE WHEN THEY DID MULAN AND THE LION KING" the lion king was about ANIMALS, not based on any type of american culture, and mulan was based on history and there was no big toothed character going "ASOU ASOU" so he started to get angry, and i just agreed with him to shut him up, and treated myself to some candy. I just don't see why they can't make a black cartoon character that speaks normal english and at no point says "ya'll" "chu" "dang" or anything slangish.

At 11/19/09 04:23 PM, GoodfellaLFC wrote: I love women, especially those who you can have an interesting conversation with, not just the usual ballon headed drivvle.

hahhaha maybe i'm on the wrong site. Guys on this site love smarties, plus theres no room for being too judgemental lol.

women? or intelligent women? i don't know if this is true or not, but i do know that no one likes to feel inferior, usually extremely secure or arrogant people can be with someone with more skills and not mind. But it's perfectly common for a maid to feel inferior while dating a male lawyer, or a male plumber to feel inferior to dating a female scientist. Jobs shouldn't matter in a relationship, but sometimes people feel inferior not because of gender and the pay difference but because no one wants to depend on someone else as an adult. Of course i can only speak for one side lol. To me job pay shouldn't matter.

At 11/18/09 08:06 PM, Blush wrote: Ha, sounds to be pretty funny comic. One thing I've always wondered about, is in some of the comics, he has some webbing shit in his armpits, yet in the movies he doesn't. Anyone know the answer?

yeah man, that's the cape i was talking about. The gay gay cape.

At 11/18/09 07:36 PM, kikomannnn wrote: Yeah the movie decided to make the web thing "less complicated" and just give him the ability to shoot webs. In the comics he does learn to shoot webs on his own when he gets the Venom symbiote; the suit has limitless webbing and comes from his fist instead of his wrist.

Oh whoa....Venom? oh oki see i'm starting at the beginning, i like spiderman, but i'm not getting all 11 novels with the comics lol. But i'm glad he gets natural webbing because the machine thing pisses me off. Also whats with that gay cape in the beginning? he's wearing a stupid web cape and whats odd is sometimes the artists would put it in sometimes they'd take it out. I'm hoping the comics get better halfway through the book, and his dress sense.

At 11/18/09 07:30 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: I think my friends Dad owned one of the first Spiderman comics. It was either the first or the eleventh. I can't remember.

Oh my god...thats college fund right there!! why don't people sell these things?!?! i have a autographed harry potter, my kids come before my fandom.

I just read the first spiderman comic, it was in a spiderman collection book i bought, and it was the funniest thing i have ever read. I loved Peter Parkers dorkiness, he actually cried after getting picked on, hilarious. But it totally ruined my perception of spiderman, i found out that he doesn't actually shoot natural webs, he has a web shooting machine thing in his suit that does it, the web has rubber cement that sticks him to the walls. Tough ass cement. Has anyone ever read the first few issues of any comic? were they crappy, dorky, good? how have the issues changed?

At 11/16/09 12:04 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Ah emotional scars.

Feel free to share more of your repressed childhood memories.

i have plenty, but they aren't that significant. Over all i had a pretty good child, a few horrible things happend but no one can go through life with no bad memories.