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1.

Questioning

Topic: Twitter Is Gonna Go Bankrupt.

Posted: 07/01/09 01:21 PM

Forum: General

There goes the most shortest and annoying fad ever!


2.

Elated

Topic: Scary True Stories

Posted: 07/01/09 12:55 PM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 12:41 PM, Twilight wrote: I'm 13....

Holy shit Sawke why do you always make topics that scare me shitless? First it was the Manga make-up, now this...

hey don't worry if he could do it you can surely throw yourself down the stairs with broken legs and drag yourself to the kitchen :D


3.

None

Topic: Scary True Stories

Posted: 07/01/09 12:36 PM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 12:16 PM, chowderbalboa wrote: That wasn't so scary.

It isn't? how about we find someone to take you out of your home in the middle of the night in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods then we'll see if it still isn't scary.


4.

Shouting

Topic: Scary True Stories

Posted: 07/01/09 12:07 PM

Forum: General

Know any stories that scared the crap out of you? i was watching a crime show and there was one story about how a 13 year old boy was taken out of his home by a 17 year old in the night, and bought to a cabin. The 17 year old broke the boys legs and continued on crushing and snapping them for two day straight he did this because he liked the sound of snapping bones.

The boy was left alone for awhile and in order to reach the nearest phone he had to throw himself down a staircase, but unfortunately he was caught by his captor and was further abused. He was then thrown inside a closet and locked in while his captor stupidly left for a party when everyone knows that you dont leave your victim alive and alone for more than 10 mins because they'll be on the move. The boy took a guitar from inside the closet and busted the door down.

He unlocked the door then threw himself down the staircase and after passing out several times he called the police. The 17 year old was arrested and charged with killing two other boys one of which was never identified. The 13 year old was almost 2 hours away from losing use of his legs but managed to be saved in time.


5.

None

Topic: I met the kindest homeless man.

Posted: 06/30/09 11:37 PM

Forum: General

1) pedophile?
2) you know damm well if he ran up to you while you were with your friends you'd walk away
3) please say you didnt say "i have to go HOME now"
4) you asshole you seriously took his money?! pfft.


6.

None

Topic: If you laugh hard enough, can you..

Posted: 06/30/09 11:34 PM

Forum: General

I've pissed myself several times while laughing. I couldnt help it lol. My dad demanded i switch back to a girl on tv stripping lol only for him to find out it's a man AAHAHAHHAHH! oops there i go again!


7.

Mad as Hell

Topic: New rule! No more posting "/thread"

Posted: 06/30/09 06:55 PM

Forum: General

ITS ABOUT TIME! jeeze those people have been bugging me. Its completely unfair that they have gotten away with it for so long. i wish they would just /wrists XD


8.

Elated

Topic: Sex text sent to me by mistake

Posted: 06/26/09 10:41 PM

Forum: General

WHY DIDNT YOU RESPOND!!

"ouu boom baby let me stick my ding a ling in your thing thing yeeeeh take it rough!"


9.

Elated

Topic: My sister is a space whore.

Posted: 06/26/09 04:27 AM

Forum: General

tell her to do so. Stop complaining and do something about it. or be a dick and delete them at least try to do a few subtley so she might not notice. Yeh i'm a space whore but i have two comps that belong to only me my comp and my lap top rofl. So i guess it doesn't matter. When im not lazy maybe i'll do a little cleaning.


10.

None

Topic: Hairy assholes

Posted: 06/25/09 01:25 PM

Forum: General

At 6/24/09 01:15 PM, KillerCRS wrote: It's not even 1:30 in the afternoon.

Come on man.

Hairy asshole waits for no man! toot toot here comes the pooper train!


11.

Angry

Topic: You're No Longer Aloud To Call Us..

Posted: 06/25/09 12:06 PM

Forum: General

> : ( but American is the best in EVERYTHING THIS CANT BEEE!! we are the fattest!! your studies lie! i want more proof! eat people EAT! we can't let those damn aussies take our rightful place, if we're not the worst at everything then we're just some secondhand crappy country, we.must.be.the.shittiest!


12.

Elated

Topic: Graduaion Hats!

Posted: 06/25/09 12:04 PM

Forum: General

At 6/25/09 11:58 AM, speeling wrote:
At 6/25/09 11:56 AM, Sawke wrote: At graduation were you allowed to throw your hat? our teachers told us not to because in one school a student got his eye hit and he was blinded.
I...I was that kid...

ahahahah hey patchy did you get a parrot as a graduation present!!! fucking loser next time wear graduation goggles DUH!


13.

None

Topic: Graduaion Hats!

Posted: 06/25/09 12:03 PM

Forum: General

At 6/25/09 11:59 AM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 6/25/09 11:56 AM, Sawke wrote: What was told to you about throwing hats?
Nothing. But after our initial toss-up people started throwing them like frisbees.

Surprisingly they fly very well.

lmao at the first toss i turned around at hit my friend. Then he stole my tassel and hid it from me..he gave it back though lol.


14.

Elated

Topic: Graduaion Hats!

Posted: 06/25/09 11:56 AM

Forum: General

At graduation were you allowed to throw your hat? our teachers told us not to because in one school a student got his eye hit and he was blinded. Everyone started laughing and the teacher said "this is not funny....such a wonderful day was ruined by a tragic event..getting blinded by a hat is not funny!" of course we laughed harder. We all ended up doing it 3 times during the ceremony because it was fun...and to piss off the teachers. What was told to you about throwing hats?


15.

Angry

Topic: Ugliest exterior body parts.

Posted: 06/24/09 06:50 AM

Forum: General

boobs are overated. They jiggle and then they sag. Nasty. Same with cocks but at least those can be covered up.


16.

Questioning

Topic: a girl is crazy enough to fancy me.

Posted: 06/23/09 06:04 AM

Forum: General

Huh...i just did that yesterday. A guy was telling me he loved me and he doesn't even know the basic things about me. hmmm...HIGH FIVE FOR HEART BREAK!!!!shall we get a beer and laugh about them some more?


17.

None

Topic: Stolen NG tank logo

Posted: 06/22/09 07:07 AM

Forum: General

You guys are overreacting. I don't think the Fulps are the sorta people who would go through the trouble of actually sueing people from a foreign country for taking their tank logo. Tom seems entirely too lax to really give a shit. Unless i'm wrong and he actually has a room full of Lawyers that he's ready to launch like flying monkeys and under his T-shirt there is a 2,000 dollar suit, in which case that company is F'ed in a A.


18.

Resigned

Topic: Howl's Moving Castle?

Posted: 06/22/09 06:58 AM

Forum: General

Yeh it had nice effects and it was ok. But after the first time i saw it i didnt want to see it again. I just like....ok seen enough. But Spirited Away....man..i can watch that forever.


19.

Angry

Topic: Go back in time

Posted: 06/22/09 06:57 AM

Forum: General

The highschool exams are going to suck ass. No i'm serious you'll be fucked. Oh ya and study more art you dumbass!


20.

None

Topic: Creepy Things You Did As A Kid

Posted: 06/22/09 06:54 AM

Forum: General

i wasnt weird at school...or maybe i was i dunno i didnt have a lot of friends because i wasnt that talkative and i was a negative SO NOTHINGS CHANGED. But at home i was odd. At home i remember doing a lot of messed up shit...i guess the worst would be i'd spit over the railing in my house over the stairs and it'd drop to the floor....once it hit my dad on the head...whoo i got in trouble. But it's cool now lol cuz he doesn't remember it's me! he thinks my sister did it! SCORE!


21.

None

Topic: A book from 2016

Posted: 06/21/09 02:28 PM

Forum: General

Unless the book is about "Greatest Games Won in the last 10 years" or "What happened from 2009 to 2016" it's pretty fucking useless.


22.

Elated

Topic: Life Achievements

Posted: 06/21/09 02:38 AM

Forum: General

First Kiss!!!

Achievement Unlocked Level up from Pathetic loser to Loser!!!

DUN DA DA DAAAA!!!


23.

None

Topic: fate of the art forum...

Posted: 06/20/09 09:19 PM

Forum: General

I havent decided if i'll keep up my art thread now with this portal. I might still show pics there i'm not sure. Nobody was really comenting in it anyways.


24.

Elated

Topic: Tom Fulps First Ng User Pic?

Posted: 06/20/09 09:18 PM

Forum: General

Tom and Wade making out. It was hot. But it was only on for like 3 mins. And i'm the only one who saw it.

yeeeh!

25.

Elated

Topic: Describe Your Last Orgasm...

Posted: 06/20/09 09:15 PM

Forum: General

Rocky Horror Picture Show....Who DIDNT orgasm to that?!?!?


26.

Elated

Topic: If u were alone in the world...

Posted: 06/20/09 01:47 PM

Forum: General

PARRTTTTY! i'd jump around on the beds! ride up the down escalator play music forever. Then i'd curl in a ball and cry because i'd realize that without anyone to run the power company or the water i'd be fucked up.


27.

Angry

Topic: Newgrounds and kids.

Posted: 06/20/09 01:43 PM

Forum: General

WTF is WRONG with you how can you laugh when someone is threatening a child like that? you're way worse then him.


28.

Angry

Topic: Snapshot! Infestation!

Posted: 06/20/09 04:52 AM

Forum: General

Anybody get any bug infestations in their home? show me a pic! i have these goddamn flying ants! i just killed a buttload of these bastards but they keep coming back! i don't know where from. HELL MAYBE?! i tried screaming at my dad to help me get rid of them but you know...he just doesn't give a shit. So i got bored and took some pics. i'll post some more mehbe.

Snapshot! Infestation!


29.

Crying

Topic: Furry porn?! In my art portal?!

Posted: 06/20/09 04:09 AM

Forum: General

At 6/19/09 09:48 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:

Don't test me. Back to the thread then.

*tears up* guys he just reminded me of my mom with her "try it and i'll get the belt" look take him seriously. I think he might just show up to your house with my mom and beat you down.

I dont understand why people take things so seriously on this site. It's like it really affects them deep down to the point where they have to spend their time gathering people together to add more attention to what they hate. Tom isn't thinking of a E-therapist is he? it'd be a really good idea.


30.

None

Topic: Furry porn?! In my art portal?!

Posted: 06/19/09 06:03 PM

Forum: General

Deviantart is exactly the same as NG. No one comments on your work unless it's really realllly colorful or highly detailed. Great encouragement -_-


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