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At 9/18/06 05:21 PM, Dizzy-D wrote: So earlier today my teacher started to teach me about the concept of evolution. More like EVILution if you ask me. I mean, it totally goes against what's stated in the Holy Bible, and more than that it is downright untrue. God had a divine plan when he created the world, and he explained it to us in the Bible. I don't get why all these scientific dumbasses can't just realize that the Bible is right and they are WRONG! Besides, evilution is just a theory which means it hasen't been proven and will never be proven. I mean come on, humans evolving from monkeys?? that's just rediculous. What will they tell us next, that rainbows aren't caused by God's promise to mankind?

If "science" was as smart as people claimed it to be, it would've embraced the truth by now that the bible is fact and evolution is just a theory.

For one, God is fake. Beleive him, No one cares.. Anyways, Jesus is also fake, He was probably a real person, And he never died. You see the church use to be the government back then, And what is a better way to trick someone into being good by telling them if they are bad they will go to hell? Think about it. They faked Jesus's death so they would beleive in god. Anyways i agree that we should be good.
Second of all, Your an idiot. 'What will they tell us next, that rainbows aren't caused by God's promise to mankind?' Ok that right there. Sceience tells us why rainbows are created. Go look in a book or something im too lazy. And, we didnt neccessarily evolve from monkeys, But we did come to this world by evolution, Just like everything else.
I think ive made my point.