At 5/15/08 06:41 PM, HogWashSoup wrote: I think we should ban homosexuality all together.
Lesbians are ok only if they are hot.

But homosexuality is discusting. Guys cumming on other guys. Big muscles ravishing each others.. Hot sweat dripping from their lushious asses...

I Mean fuck the gays!!!!!!

You're talking as if you'll be watching gay porno. you think that your particular tastes should be precedent to everyone else! Just don't look at them if you don't like them (which would still be rude but at least you aren't banning them from what they like).

Put in a real argument next time!

oh i can see you as a politician someday, always want to grab attention when we only find out you lie.

by the way, when your friend gets back the ability to memorize shit again, tell him to
WHERE A FUCKING HELMET NEXT TIME!!!

At 5/13/08 08:41 PM, Dew wrote: You're argument fails to address the fact that a president does, in fact represent the entire nation, because the majority of you voted for him. Therefore, crappy president= crappy place.

actually, Bush didn't even win majority. it's just how our country does its ballots.

you know, this state gets this number of votes, that state gets that number of votes,ect.,ect. . . .
We don't count how many votes he got, but how many votes each state voting for the guy got.

In other words, we got a retarded jackass president against our will.

At 1/20/08 07:25 PM, acez0spad3s wrote: maybe if u put a hat and scarf on it, itll come to life!

and then we can dig a giant hole! and we all know what comes next. (hope six year olds aren't reading this)

yeah. we're the only country who makes a huge deal out of nudity. what has that gotten us? the highest rape rate in the world.

At 5/14/08 09:16 PM, TheLobsterman wrote: edgar allen poe because? Also, this is an immature middle school problem, you need to grow up, and stop posting stupid issues that dont even matter

yes it doesn't matter.

That's why i posted it on "General" asshole

At 5/14/08 09:56 PM, flaws wrote: Give all of his information to telemarketers. It will haunt him for the rest of his life.

i'd have to say this is the best advice i've heard. and the best part about it is he'll have no way to figure out who did this to him!

Okay NGers, what can i do to exact revenge. My friend was making fun of this kid but he overheard and started crying, but he totally diserved it! he asked every girl in every class he has to go out with him, IN THE SAME DAY!!! wtf right? he also posted a rumor about another one of my friends liking this one girl. my friend came to me for help because he actually did like that girl. he didn't want to lie but neither did he want things to be ackward between him and that girl. anyway he got my friend a suspension with his crying, which he probably just did to get attention from all the girls who just NEED to help you emotionally. and on top of all that he is the 2nd most annoying person i've ever met.

So i ask again, how do i get revenge?

Congratulations. for a second there i actually believed. Have fun with Herpes.

(Fetuses must like you!)

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Radioactive, bloody cum!

::this probably isn't that good, more like disgusting.

yo mama's so stupid she told you a yo mama joke.

:You got PWND

ok, here's what you say:

"Look im sorry i said all that shit about your boyfriend, he's just been a little annoying and/or troublesome to me lately. but that's between me and him, don't be offended. [and it's not my fault that your boyfriend is a fucktard/fag.]

NOTE: stuff in [ ] optional

Popcorn button and baked potato button like to play pranks on me. They're always side by side and when i'm not looking or its dark i hit the baked potato button. he burns the popcorn.

At 5/12/08 01:00 PM, homor wrote: yeah, nice nazi mindset, i love your disvalue of human life too, hitler would be really proud.

no, this isn't a guilt trip, or a joke. this is how hitler really thought.

no, Hitler just used evolution as an excuse for all his crimes. how are Jews evolutionarily weak? and don't tell me to go ask Hitler, those kinds of jokes are so pathetic.

and another thing, you're calling this guy a nazi? at least he put something into his argument instead of name-calling like you.

At 5/14/08 05:37 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Don't they like die from that or something?

read the rest of the thread artard! the people here have already gone over that. also, why cow-tipping? maybe start with pig tipping or something and just work your way up. and i would hate to do community service wherever you live. would that be like cleaning up all the manure on the road?

i'd just create a few life forms and sit back and relax, just wait for them to beat the fuck out of each other.

i'd make it so there's evolution, but in my bible the most important commandment will be " You can't mate if you're a dumbass, get a degree dipshit."

i would interact with them to make sure they know i'm real, but fuck blessing whoever sneezes. :P

At 1/21/07 03:18 AM, Take-Down wrote: don't worry bout them, their brains are smaller than their mini skirts

amen.

yeah. not much you can do about assholes and bitches. you just gotta hope that when you have a wonderful and succesful life when you walk across their house (a cardboard box) you're not too mature to gloat.

to make peace we must prepare for war, yeah that's real smart. :P

there's mare types of power than just military you know.

for example, if we ever want to attack China we can just stop buying those plastic figurine pices of crap. Why haven't we done that instead of kickin' the asses of whoever's carrying the torch.

Yeah i don't see why a candidates religious beliefs should make much difference. i don't see whyh we hate muslims that much either, or why they hate us. did you know that both Christianity and Islam found origins in Judaism?

if either of them become president what they need to do is get a vice president that everybody fears and hates. that's how George Bush never got assasinated.

i'd just stall them and covertly try to talk them out of it. i would say something about how i forgot my murder weapon at home and we need to go their. on the way i would make small talk and ask them why they want to commit suicide and then tell 'em it's not so bad.

"OH WAIT! Dang! i forgot my guillotene at home. J:

k. first of all, the one i submitted earlier i got from Gary Larson.

". . . oh i don't think once food falls on the ground it's useless. i go with the 10 hour rule."

". . . well dating helps me stop masterbating. You see, when I found myself exiled from society, for friendship i had to turn to the smallest part of my body."

scream then wake up.

if that doesn't work, make calls to your friends and see if they should come with you or if you should go there, if you go to someone elses house bring all the weapons you can.

if that doesn't work just eat your own brain, you know what they say: if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

. . . so as of today I quit my medication, homocidal tendencies be damned!

hmmmm. i've never thought about what satanists believe in. though if ignorance is a sin in that religion, who's to say it's evil? i think a satanist president would be good for the united states, it's about time we embrace that free religion law that society ignores. i would actually give you a slight bias, but wouldn't vote for you if, of course, you don't agree with me on the issues.

At 4/30/08 04:59 AM, Black487 wrote:

First point: What makes Switzerland's 14 year olds and Germany's 16 year olds more mature than the United States 18-20 year olds?

Yes, i agree. did you know that germany doesn't allow you to drive until you're 21? i think this is a good idea, teach them how to moderate themselves before teaching them how to drive. i think its a good idea, but that may just be because i can't drive yet.

Let's look at history, shall we? prohibition banned all alcohol in the United States. but all it did was start a new age of crime! its also true what everyone's saying about it being impossible to enforce. pornography, prostitution, ilegally downloaded movies, it's all on the internet.

At 3/16/08 05:46 PM, SockMyDink wrote: ...It's a fucking cartoon.

Dumbasses like you, also try to call fake phone numbers they see on movies.

You're the fucking retard! it's just a conversation starter, and you can't just say "Let's discuss random shit about Futurama. it's an awesome funny show and needs talking about. It's also just a funny concept.

At 3/16/08 02:06 PM, l0vemetal wrote: A Glory To The Hypnotoad!

and hypnotoad deserves it. he even got a place in the movie "Bender's Big Score". he was the last little bit of happiness after the, uhh, disaster!

because truly, everybody loves hypnotoad

At 3/15/08 02:48 PM, T-N-T wrote:

a lot of threads have something to do with,"Oh the US are idiots!" or,"They do stupid things!" But do you really hate us Americans? Are you sure its on only our government?
I do think that it's just the government they hate. The Iraq war was almost globally despised but Bush didn't care. Another thing is that a lot of what they know about America is from T.V., and American TV doesn't focus on caring, smart literates. I have had moments where I was not proud of my country and I think that we shouldn't be shaken up by this Anti-America talk.