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1.

Angry

Topic: Happy birthday Onepiece285

Posted: 11/09/09 05:50 PM

Forum: General

At 11/9/09 05:45 PM, Onepiece285 wrote:
At 11/9/09 05:43 PM, Sashuno wrote:
I'm smooth with the ladies.
Also, the chloroform may have helped.
It's my 18th birthday and you didn't share any with me?

GIMME GIMME GIMME.

NO! IT'S MINE! MINE MINE MINE! ALL MINE! *inhales all the chloroform at once and drops to the ground*


2.

Thinking

Topic: Happy birthday Onepiece285

Posted: 11/09/09 05:43 PM

Forum: General

At 11/9/09 05:41 PM, Onepiece285 wrote:
At 11/9/09 05:31 PM, Sashuno wrote: Happy birthday, man! I got you a present! I hope you enjoy it :3
I even put a bow on it
D'aaawww, you're so sweet.

But how'd you get a bow on a catgirl?

I'm smooth with the ladies.

Also, the chloroform may have helped.

3.

Elated

Topic: Happy birthday Onepiece285

Posted: 11/09/09 05:31 PM

Forum: General

Happy birthday, man! I got you a present! I hope you enjoy it :3

I even put a bow on it

Happy birthday Onepiece285


4.

Elated

Topic: Pokemon - Pikachu's Love Interest!

Posted: 11/09/09 05:21 PM

Forum: General

At 11/9/09 05:11 PM, Onepiece285 wrote: You're wrong dude

Yeah, pretty much this.

Pokemon - Pikachu's Love Interest!


5.

Elated

Topic: United States upsets Spain!

Posted: 06/24/09 05:14 PM

Forum: General

At 6/24/09 05:11 PM, Onepiece285 wrote: Hoooooooooly shit. did reality just rape itself?

Nope, that was me.

Reactions to this? What do you think will happen in the final?

The USA team is definitely going to just get sucked into a vortex of rape.


6.

Blushing

Topic: Right Music at the Wrong Time?

Posted: 06/20/09 11:03 PM

Forum: General

At 6/20/09 11:00 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:
At 6/20/09 10:58 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Complete waste of time. It's just not funny.
That's what they said about Monty Python, and look where they are now.

And now, I have this sudden urge to dry-hump you to "Get Low" byLil Jon.


7.

Blushing

Topic: Twilight: New Moon

Posted: 06/01/09 08:39 PM

Forum: General

At 6/1/09 08:34 PM, Onepiece285 wrote:
At 6/1/09 08:32 PM, Sashuno wrote: ...On the other hand, I have this same problem with Harry Potter fans. It comes down to waiting for the craze to just die out and for every obsessed fangirl to be institutionalized.
You win my cock in your mouth for that.

*saves image*

Dinner and a movie first, eager beaver!


8.

Shouting

Topic: Twilight: New Moon

Posted: 06/01/09 08:32 PM

Forum: General

I'll be entirely honest, it makes even emos look bad when a bunch of non-weeaboo fucktards think that they're all dark and scary for liking Twilight.
My response is almost always to read Anne Rice's series and Bram Stoker's original, uncut Dracula.
...On the other hand, I have this same problem with Harry Potter fans. It comes down to waiting for the craze to just die out and for every obsessed fangirl to be institutionalized.

Twilight: New Moon


9.

Elated

Topic: This picture i drew...

Posted: 03/20/09 11:37 PM

Forum: General

At 3/20/09 04:55 AM, Elios wrote: What the hell is wrong with me...?

I see nothing wrong with this image.


10.

Angry

Topic: California Bill could Legalize Weed

Posted: 03/08/09 06:21 PM

Forum: General

So, wait, you can't have a gay wedding in California, but you could get baked if this bill passes?


11.

Elated

Topic: Monkey Round the World

Posted: 03/08/09 06:17 PM

Forum: General

You can count me in... even though where I live really has no landmarks whatsoever, I'll try to find something.


12.

Happy

Topic: the no wank challenge

Posted: 01/27/09 03:46 PM

Forum: General

At 1/25/09 06:58 PM, fuzz wrote: ok so my girlfriend is away for a week and she challenged me to not have a wank while she is away. There are 5 days left, so what brave soldiers shall join me in this challenge of ultimate restraint?

You're all alone on this one, buddy.
Oh so very alone.

Your hand will always be there for you.

13.

Elated

Topic: Emo

Posted: 01/27/09 03:42 PM

Forum: General

At 1/27/09 12:52 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: EMO's could not possibly suck more.

It's an entire culture based on blind emulation, attention whoring, whining, and making false shows of bravado.

Fucking nailed it on the head.

EMOs blindly attempt to copy the gothic and punk styles, without even truly realizing what they're doing. EMO music is notorious for it's self agrandizing nonsense and complete lack of aesthetic sense of the phraseological palette... which is to say they play slow then fast just to prove they can, as opposed to because it makes the song sound good.

Tell me about it. As a goth/punk, I get called emo a lot, and sometimes it annoys the crap out of me.

Finally, EMOs go out of their way to overdramatize their relationships despite the fact that relationships are actually remarkably casual things, and should not be taken seriously, ESPECIALLY in your late teens and early twenties.

I've run into that a lot, and it really gets me aggravated.

Oh, and yes, EMOs are also all openly bisexual, in all the bad whorish ways, and none of the good swinger ways.

Again, nailed it on the head. See, emo started out AS a more emotional and romantic form of punk, but now... god DAMN, my generation couldn't have picked a better style to encapsulate the general whininess and attention whoring.


14.

Angry

Topic: My teacher stabbed his wife.

Posted: 01/27/09 03:34 PM

Forum: General

At 1/27/09 10:22 AM, SuperFlonic wrote:
At 1/27/09 10:20 AM, EgoistXIV wrote: Hi-tech homicide.
Meh. He could've pogrammed a robot to do it for him. I mean, why not? Would be way more awesome.

I know, right? It pisses me off that he didn't do that!


15.

Winking

Topic: Cash 4 Gold

Posted: 12/26/08 03:07 PM

Forum: General

At 12/26/08 03:23 AM, nal1200 wrote: You know how much our currency is worth? What it's backed by?

After the abolition of the Gold Standard, our legal currency, money, is worth absolutely nothing.

Its value is determined by the Federal Reserve bank, created after the Great Depression in order to stimulate the economy.

Gold is worth a hell of a lot more than the American Dollar. Gold is a resource.

I'm glad SOMEONE here did their homework. Cash 4 Gold seems pretty fake if you ask me, and I'd rather invest my money in gold than our shitty currency.

Did you know that we had a 100,000 bill after the abolition of the gold standard for government transactions?

16.

Elated

Topic: It's My Birthday Today!

Posted: 12/25/08 12:26 AM

Forum: General

At 12/25/08 12:26 AM, OneLastCaress wrote: congratulations, you're birthday is completely overshadowed by an annoying over-commercialized holiday in which a fat criminal in a red suit breaks into your house and leaves you stuff!!!

Isn't it great?


17.

Elated

Topic: What gift suits which Newgrounder?

Posted: 12/25/08 12:26 AM

Forum: General

At 12/25/08 12:07 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: As an example, I'd get Skybolt-DX some cat ears, for obvious reasons.
Another example, I'd give Sashuno some form of Haruhi entertainment, cause he's into that kinda thing.

Aww, shucks, you know me too well.
I'd get Sky some catgirl anime DVD's...
I'd give EvilBowser1001 KMFDM's latest album...
Oh, and Clock-Ninja deserves some Sesame Street (brought to you by the letter "J," wink, wink)
And last, but definitely not least, I'd force the producers of Lucky Star to make a second season and give it to you.


18.

Blushing

Topic: Microsoft needs to DIE!

Posted: 12/15/08 08:41 PM

Forum: General

General, oh, General, how do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.

At 12/15/08 06:14 PM, Tinkco86 wrote: You haven't heard of newegg, have you?

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.as px?Item=N82E16832116515

One...

At 12/15/08 06:11 PM, solardave wrote: So a whole corporation must go down because you can't work its OS and you don't like their game.

Fucking retard.

Two.


19.

Elated

Topic: The World Is Not Ending...

Posted: 12/15/08 08:38 PM

Forum: General

At 12/15/08 08:22 PM, GenArmegeddon wrote: 6/6/06 - the mark of the devil date, Nothing happened, well, besides the Omen coming out. and it sucked.

International Emo Beatdown Day.


20.

None

Topic: RE: You People

Posted: 11/12/08 10:25 PM

Forum: General

Evark, you, no doubt, know that /b/ is having the same problems.
I propose that we all just get our acts together so it can be as close to the old BBS (pre-redesign win) as possible.

like that'll ever happen, though.
we can dream, though. We can dream.

21.

Elated

Topic: Is my bass player retarded?

Posted: 11/12/08 06:59 PM

Forum: General

At 11/12/08 06:32 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Did he look like this?

No, that's the drummer.


22.

Shouting

Topic: Is my bass player retarded?

Posted: 11/12/08 06:04 PM

Forum: General

Why the hell do you even CARE about your bassist?


23.

Elated

Topic: what's the best fruit in the world?

Posted: 11/12/08 06:03 PM

Forum: General

At 10/14/08 09:55 PM, Darkspinemario54 wrote: tell me

You, you silly little twit!

nah, but you were asking for it.
hooray for originality...?

24.

None

Topic: need hot girl advice

Posted: 11/09/08 07:10 PM

Forum: General

At 10/30/08 02:21 AM, madnessassault wrote: i have a problem. a shit hot girl sits next to me in science and p.e theory and i dont know how to get with her need help!!! stats = busts 10/10 ass10/10 beuty 10/10 personality 10/10 but she is a bit shy :(

Newgrounds = instant loss of chances with her.
Don't drag your shit into General, go to the romance advice club.


25.

Elated

Topic: Happy birthday, Onepiece285!

Posted: 11/09/08 12:51 AM

Forum: General

This thread is full of awesome people.
Image semi-relevant.

Happy birthday, Onepiece285!


26.

Elated

Topic: Highlights Magazine owes poozy.

Posted: 11/09/08 12:44 AM

Forum: General

That's not Poozy...

Highlights Magazine owes poozy.


27.

Elated

Topic: Happy birthday, Onepiece285!

Posted: 11/09/08 12:40 AM

Forum: General

Nice! No problem, dude!

So, um, you laugh, you lose.

Happy birthday, Onepiece285!


28.

Elated

Topic: Happy birthday, Onepiece285!

Posted: 11/09/08 12:36 AM

Forum: General

Hey, everyone! Onepiece285 is a fairly close friend of mine from Newgrounds, and today, he's turning 17! "Why should I care?" you may ask. Well, my friends, I'll tell you why. YOU WILL BE EVISCERATED BY AN ARMY OF ANGRY FUCKING CATGIRLS AND THEN TENTACLE RAPED HARDER THAN A JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL.

But, in all seriousness, 17 is a big number, my friend, and though nothing too big happens at 17, I still think you should have your own thread on Newgrounds.

So, yeah.
Happy birthday, dude, and hope you enjoy it.
LET'S GET SOME GAMES UP IN HERE! YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE! GO!

Happy birthday, Onepiece285!


29.

Angry

Topic: Why Living at Home Sucks

Posted: 11/02/08 08:21 PM

Forum: General

How about you MOVE THE HELL OUT OF YOUR PARENTS' BASEMENT.
Oh, right! Location, location, location...


30.

Angry

Topic: What the fuck makes you so special?

Posted: 11/02/08 08:18 PM

Forum: General

At 11/1/08 11:04 PM, GuitarSmuggler wrote: You keep sticking labels on people. So, now I ask you, what the fuck makes you so different from everyone else and special?

I'm a punk, and a damn good one at that.


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