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At 4/8/07 02:47 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: Michael Jackson's weird fetish for small boys has no effect on the fact that he made some good music.
Him touching little boys doesn't make me enjoy Thriller any less.

Yeah but it put you right off Gary Glitter amirite????

You don't get it in the UK either. Guessing because Dr Pepper sells really crappily here. I'm not sure if they even sell that anymore...

I have that on dvd. Didn't find it scary at all tbh.

Did you see the little cameo he had? He was the pizza delivery guy in the first episode. His shit acting skills come out even through that one part'

"Hey, are you guys having, a party?"

How the hell can you quote that? The series was shown like, twice on what was at the time the most unpopular bbc channel.

It defies logic I tell you.

At 4/8/07 12:15 AM, FULLMETALHOBO21 wrote: Sacreligous bastard -.-

No, that's a legitamate assumption. I mean Jesus reanimated himself, he still had the holes in his hands and everything. Does that not technically qualify you as a zombie?

At 4/8/07 12:12 AM, Famas wrote:

At 4/8/07 12:02 AM, SashaNein wrote: I haven't had a mac in about 10 years. But when i did there was some program that ended in '...Pix'.

It was kinda like mspaint. somethingPix.

KidPix? As childish as that program is, I always thought it was a lot of fun.

Haha, shit yeah that was it. Now I feel stupid.

It was kinda like mspaint though wasn't it?

At 4/7/07 06:58 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: Oh yah?
The thunderbirds will come down there and kick your ass!!!

t-thats true.

IR will bail us out (except that cunt in the spaceship, he never does anything...)

I haven't had a mac in about 10 years. But when i did there was some program that ended in '...Pix'.

It was kinda like mspaint. somethingPix.

sorry dude :(

At 4/7/07 11:28 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: So, when did this trend start?

Why does it have to be a trend? People are just shittier nowadays. The state of world affairs and whatnot.

I only started going near the bbs this time last year though, so i've no idea what you wankers are hitting on about "the good old days" and all that.

Sign-up Date: 1/12/07....

That's actually the name of the designer who made the sofa. His parents just really hated him.

Afterbirth and gravel flavoured ice cream

1. Switch off brain
2. Find any random sound/music track
3. Get Phoenix Wright spites to crappily lip-sync to aforementioned audio

If you have a problem with these steps, kill yourself. You're a fucking idiot and are obviously too stupid to operate a computer. Alternatively you can ask AshfordPride, the mother of the madness for a handy "How I raped the portal" leaflet.

This vitriol was brought to you by Fosters

No amount of drugs will make me understand that....

Points for the continuity though

A jaguar will kick all of your asses. Yeah they go out of tune really quickly and the whammy bar is a bitch. But they have such an awesome tone that you almost cry for joy everytime you hit a chord :')

I loved it years ago. Like in 98 or something (almost 10 years ago... :| ). Before I found NG i'd always be looking through that site in school. At the time it was like the funniest shit i'd ever seen, now it just seems stupid.

My favourites were the survivor one and the car ride through the green city. Damn that site was racist..

At 4/6/07 10:27 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Enjoying the game and enjoying the shitty Uwe Boll-esque zombie smutfest films are 2 different things.

I liked the films. You hardly expect a fucking award winning performance and a plotline that mimics the enlightenment of buddah via death and reanimation of zombies from them. It's about the explosions and bangs and flashy lights. I mean RE was a better action film than Casino Royale tbh. It wasn't as cocky and shit.

Check out house of the dead for a Uwe Boll zombie eyerape suicide.

wait, wtf??.......

At 3/30/07 08:37 PM, InsaneZane wrote: I saw these adds for a game called Maple Story it looked fun and had a cool new idea side scrolling like mario I figured it would be sorta cool and with my compuer brand new (AWSOME) I could play it and it turned out it was great I was wondering since the NG BBS has the most diffrent crowd of people I was wondering what you guys think about it I think it's great and addictive best MMORPG I played in a while what do you guys think?

Why do most noobs sound like they're on speed?

It reminds me of trainspotting where he's at the job interview and all his sentences keep spilling into each other.

So what about when he takes a piss? Or masturbates?

If he ever gets drunk and does shit he shouldn't he'll feel it for the rest of his life

Liz Vicious

:'(

get the subtle metaphor????

They keep removing it from you tube >:(

WHOA! MATHMATICAL!!!!!

At 4/6/07 07:27 PM, SenorPresidente wrote: 1 cookie to whoever guesses who this is

Actually, It looks strangely like the girl from Titanic....

Whoa

At 4/6/07 07:08 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: Cider is far too sweet. Cider's only good if it's in a Snakebite.

Magners is pretty good with a lot of ice.

I've always wondered why it's called snakebite.

This thing sucks for me.

Numba 1 Represent G

At 4/6/07 05:52 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: My thoughts exactly. If I'm going to get drunk, its going to be from something that TASTES GOOD.

Beer tastes like fucking cardboard.

You can get beer that isn't shit like fosters or budweiser. Something German or Bavarian usually tastes great.

Also most ciders are shit. There's only a few worth drinking for the sake of taste.

At 4/6/07 03:33 PM, JoeMation wrote: Have fun fighting wars with airsoft guns, and real guns are fun on a shooting range and private property. You might want to go back to school before you call someone a redneck

Have fun starting wars :D

copy pastaaAAAAAAHHSHIZZLENIZZLE YO!!!!!!!!

At 4/6/07 10:15 AM, AshfordPride wrote:

At 4/6/07 09:36 AM, Gi-go wrote: and get 1,000 dollars.

It's not real money. It's British Fun Dollars. Or, "pounds" as some refer to them.

Which is like a bahjillion dollars worth in your feeble currency. HAIL MIGHTY POUND STIRLING AMERICAN PIG DOG MAN!!!

wtf lol drugs will kill you

I leave ng for a day and it gets invaded by floppy disks and dinosaurs..

:')

This is the only thread i have ever loved.
(i'm on too many drugs to make my own just now)

Don't get the nicotine pills if you decide to quit. Those things made me quit quitting. They taste like molten ass and they give you canker sores all over your mouth.

The patches are the only thing i haven't tried so by process of elimination i'd reccomend them. One of my friends put on 4 as a dare and smoked. He was spewing for hours XD

That thing looks like a tombstone. So it would literally cost your life :D

Instead of going to heaven you have to play buggy super-res games for
eternity.