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At 4/10/07 02:41 PM, Chris-V2 wrote: Anything to do with rape seed oil perhaps?

yeas

At 4/10/07 02:58 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: Rapeseed.

Sounds like a new anime show.

very yeas

At 4/10/07 12:58 PM, FallenMarine wrote:

At 4/10/07 12:57 PM, TurtleJuice wrote: It lets you walk around the school halls during lessons

Thank you. That got a load of my mind.

When I was in school we just used lies.

"I like my women how I like my coffee, in a plastic cup" - Eddie Izzard

Seriously though, the sun is such a shite source of news that it didn't mention the part where satan developed the idea for the bra fastenings.

At 4/10/07 10:05 AM, TheBigPicture wrote: Well, you could always just grab a banana and get your daily fix of protein and potassium...

I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.

At 4/10/07 09:53 AM, studio-nightbird wrote: what the fuck you guys this is easy as

thats 5!!!!!!!!

lolity jones

Kevin Carter just fell 4 feet deeper.

At 4/10/07 08:37 AM, TheThingUnderTheSink wrote: has anyone else had this thing happen to them?
if you have an origional X-box go to the dashboard and turn the volume up HIGH, there are like voices and stuff in the backround.

Yeah that used to really piss me off. Worse when you're stoned.

At 4/10/07 07:12 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: >:'0 >:'0 >:'0 >:'0 >:'0

Yeah, whatever..

The film looks cool, I saw a trailer for it a while back. Thought the first one was awesome.

Cillian Murphy isn't in it, I guess he did die at the end of the first one.

At 4/10/07 01:29 AM, BrooklynBrett wrote: 2. Muse

Muse always makes a film seem better. I remember they played Assassin against the trailer for Smokin Aces and that sucked horribly. The trailer looked really good though, I felt screwed.

The ads feature a person staring accusingly from a black and white photo and quotes such as: "You've got great eyes, when they're not bloodshot" and "I'd lend you money, but you still owe me from last time".

That's pretty harsh, "I love you Susan, except when you're on your period"

Them nutty Austrailians.

At 4/9/07 11:22 PM, Rozner wrote: Oh okay... wait...- THEY'RE 11?!

ok, stupid.. :| never mind

WHATTHEFUCK......

They wouldn't have even hit puberty yet. Thats just.... no... just no

How old is a 5th grader in America?

Lesbian sex is still sex. (the best kind :'D )

If they consider themselves as having sex when they go about their sexy lesbian ways then they're not virgins.

It's kinda ignorant to say you're a virgin until you have a dick in you/put your dick in someone.

I thought it was "I mean good friends are supposed to be there...

LOL

Does it taste of bitter dissilusionment and reality? :D

At 4/9/07 02:23 PM, StephanosGnomon wrote:

At 4/9/07 02:15 PM, Leeloo-Minai wrote: I'm not sure if this is exactly what you wanted, but when I looked at that (colorblind), this is what I saw.

hmmmmm... seems like we see many a pattern.

interesting, no?

I was just about to link to that, about the stuff da vinci did on it.

I'm gonna start a market in chaff grenades. Or mirror jackets...

At 4/9/07 11:50 AM, Outlaw-Romeo wrote: shit.... JUST SHIT

WTF Were you looking through posts from 2 years ago and this one thread just pissed you off so much you couldn't help but inflict your shit on everyone, thereby bumping aforementioned thread and making everyone that has posted in it since feel like a complete cock.

WERE YOU?!?!!? WAS THAT IT?!!!

The Tragedy of MacAlastor

Act II

Scene III

THEHPORTER: He drank and wanted to fuck and couldn't!

[fuck all else happens except everyone finds out about the murder - W. S.]

------ <-- high bar

Don't worry about it. What's worse is when you're really, really drunk and can get it up. By then you're so desensitised you don't have a clue what's happening.

I would grab a bottle of JD, go to the girls house and make amends :)

Enjoy Jack Daniels in moderation.

"One drop of Liquid Crystal on your finger and you're dead in three months!"
- Bureau of Computer Safety

"Liquid Crystal is made from the venom of cobras"
- Wikipedia

At 4/8/07 10:06 PM, TheBlueBullet wrote: countless ip addresses trying to connect to my computer

it's called the internet

At 4/8/07 10:08 PM, All-Hallows wrote: I was swimmin' in the Carribean.

You read like, a whole sentence before posting??

At 4/8/07 06:39 PM, JoeMation wrote: Can I get pics?

The girls on the top and left in the picture. Apparently it was them who spoke to the paper. It's a professional photo; they're not hot at all tbh :D

At 4/8/07 06:41 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: they are also kids. Kids arent logical like that, drunk or not. They are spontaneous and do what they will at the moment without much thought of consequences.

They were in most of my classes at school. They weren't ditzy drunken fucks or anything. I just can't imagine them in that situation. Destroys the mind....

At 4/8/07 06:25 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 4/8/07 06:23 PM, Gagsy wrote: Ew why would they sleep with him?!

notice how they are in the paper now? A pretty good reason.

Yeah but they were doing alright before. They have their own band, popular with old people and shit and googling her name actually shows all the traditional music awards and shit that she's won.

It's weird that she'd give that up to the paper. I expect she'd get paid fuckloads for the story though.

holy fuck link

I grew up with them. Wtf madness.

Has this happened to anyone before? :S What's the NG opinion?

I mean... fuck

Ivan Drago.

Those numbers that come up during the training montage aren't psi, that's the year you'd go to if he hit you.

yeah-uh

I fucked up the end. Don't pick up the wire before you examine the girl. It doesn't go in the inventory but the cable follows you about like it has. Doesn't fall off either when you walk up to a door.

At 4/8/07 01:07 AM, Trunks wrote:

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How did this club start dying?

People started sleeping.

Not me though, gives me a chance to recycle this :D

That is pretty awesome

"Don't obscure a tragedy TO MAKE A CHEAP POLITICAL POINT!"
"THIS IS JUSTICE!!! AND YOU WANT ANARCHY!!"