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At 5/28/07 11:46 AM, Old-Style-Clock wrote: c'mon man, i gotta go back to the 60's man. Where hendrix played that guitar on FIRE!

I've got to get OUT of the fucking 60's man. This shit is going stagnant.

He was blatantly taking the piss. I hate it when the police think they're all hard as fuck funny guys.

You should have just gone "erm... what.. the fuck?" and commented on his illegal road maneouver. That'd would piss him off. It's not the best thing to do when you're drunk and a policeman approaches you but it's fucking satisfying.

You must look pretty tame for him to act like such a wanker. I recommend getting some face tattoos and those metal teeth things from rap videos.

It's a symbol of the ancient aztec deity Emozcotyl who was said to go about turning normal happy people into horribly contagious emos.

People are trying to give you the virus.

I haven't smoked since Sunday night, and i'm going nuts. Let me know how it works out for you. Are you using any of that NRT shit? The patches and the tablets just make me really sick.

It's not awesome. TR seems to have gone all "LOL K IM POLICTIAL NOW :D" and all the fans go "YEAYEAH ME TOO".

Deficiency needs or something.

Il n'y a aucune réalité, juste une illusion. Il n'y a aucune vraie santé d'esprit, confusion plate juste.

At 4/18/07 03:46 PM, unowned wrote: its the status crow, get with it fucker

status crow

At 4/18/07 02:49 PM, VespeneGas wrote: Here's to The Star Syndicate, the fallen kings of spam.

heil SS :'(

You should have put that in the video thread, less people will notice it that way...

It's obviously a stray sea cucumber.

yup

At 4/18/07 10:58 AM, lolomfgisuck wrote: I've always wanted to eat Haggis... I need more hair on my chest. Does it taste anything like it sounds? Cause it sounds like it's going to taste like shit.

It tastes really nice actually. Better with a beer

At 4/18/07 07:46 AM, SunChipsClock wrote: It say's that you're probably too sad, stuck up or just plain stupid to use other forms of Comedy.

You also proved this by putting words in my mouth. You couldn't impress a Corperate suck up.

How far up the chain of impressive posts is shitty ad hominem comments? I mean wtf corporate suck up :D

but how about no flame war, haggis plz
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At 4/18/07 07:41 AM, SunChipsClock wrote: Sarcasm is the lowest form of Comedy. It say's alot about the people who use it too often.

What does it say? I'm hardly trying to impress you.

At 4/18/07 07:32 AM, Slightly-Crazy-Dude wrote: Shut up idiot.

I didn't know that even 1% of Americans believed haggis was an animal, seriously, what the fuck man. That's mind boggling. Infact, it's stupidity.

NICE

It's not like the scotsman runs haggis hunting competitions every year. And Scottish tourism benefits from stupid american beliefs.

Sarcasm is very important to me, it's like a way to cheat karma.

haggis fucking IS an animal. they only come out at night, and they live on golf courses.

you have to catch them with a syringe full of vinegar because a wild haggis is so caustic that it can burn it's way through any kind of rope or trap.

after injecting it, it usually goes into a violent anaphylactic shock accompanied by a grand mal seziure. at this point it's best to put it out of it's misery with a size 9 dr marten or a well placed pimp slap.

the tradition is then to go to a local pub and drop it on the bar shouting "Whoa, chick oot thas wee beastie!!!" whereby everyone buys you drinks until you passout blind. then i dunno, i guess you can eat it if you want, it's up to you like.

At 4/18/07 07:06 AM, SashaNein wrote: You forgot Dr Funkenstein

nevermind....

smarm -1 :(

At 4/17/07 12:23 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: Thank god, I finally found people with a taste in music :)

The list of all my RHCP tracks (love em' all)

You forgot Dr Funkenstein and Fela's Cock

:D

At 4/18/07 04:44 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: big smoke more like big gay

HORR HEE HORR HEE HOOOORRRR!!!!!

You used to be funny :(

Nah, the Irish.

Hot wax and nipples

Rufus T. Firefly: You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are.

At 4/17/07 10:21 PM, AROAH wrote: i am using maxell DVD+R, which scorehero.com states is top-quality media.

Sometimes it fucks up and only accepts a random dvd media. Like it refuses DVD+R but works fine with DVD±R. It can be really fiddly sometimes.

Try using a DVD-R?

This people, is the reason most central asian countries hate the west.

"Utilising all the strength of CPS technology and hydrodynamic engineering, this may be one of the most powerful weapons wrought by man..."

At 4/17/07 08:10 PM, Net-terrorist wrote: Is it often that you have to rip a phone book?

FUCK YES

What whould impress a girl more than ripping a yellow pages up rightin in front of her eyes?? She'd be speechless I tell you.

all i mean to say is you're ironically reenforcing the stupid american stereotype.

BUT WHAT HO CHAPS! A SPOT OF CROCKET IN THE ORCHARD?! SOUNDS RAVISHING!

I would never have seen that if it was in the video thread.

I've gotta try that at my friends.

At 4/17/07 07:53 PM, Gi-go wrote: Well guess where most of the world murders take place in? Africa, they take place in Africa. Do you think you die from gunshots there? Hell no, 9/10 murders in Africa are by some type of blade, mostly a machete.

what the fuck???

They all fight wars with sticks and stones yeah??

Who makes the most guns?

At 4/17/07 07:34 PM, Bladezguy wrote: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. wait until im over 1000

nope, do it now. and kill me for the common good. like that horse in animal farm

FUCKING COMMIES