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At 2/28/07 06:32 PM, Stamper wrote: I totally expected people to tell me they hated the idea or the product in general, or that they simply wouldn't care for one...but I hadn't expected so many people to worry about what their friends would think of them.

Christ almighty, guys.

yeah man, if want a pink doll with a cock on it dont be so worried about what your friends/family would say. be worried that you want a doll with a cock on it.

pussies

At 2/28/07 05:58 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Never. Ever.

It's funny, but it's not something I'd like to keep around in my room.

haha. it is funny but i'd rather cut my arm off than own one. would make a fucking awesome gift for exgirlfriends though.

"SPERMBANKSPERMBANKNANANANANAA--"

"Excuse me sir, this is the Creedence-Pilsworthy Life assur--"

*Jizz on her face*

"SPERMBANKSPERMBANKNANANANANAA"

At 2/28/07 04:28 AM, Stratosphere wrote: According to the article, the guy was sentenced for having child porn, not molesting kids.

I wouldn't say he is worse than a murderer.

That's what i'm meaning. The guy was looking at child porn and got sentenced for 200 years; worse than if he'd murdered someone. Pretty much everyones replied with the hysteria I was talking about.

At 2/28/07 01:14 PM, Twilight-Knight wrote: Sasha. You can't win this argument. You say that Nicholas Cage sucks and you bring on the rage of a thousand National Treasure fans.

He has made some good movies yeah. I'm not saying it was a shit film, I just think his style of acting is fucking bland. It's not so much an argument, I just wanted to know what popular opinion was.

At 2/28/07 01:25 PM, Shuko wrote: If you're going to crack on Cage for being "unexpressive," you need to crack on Steven Seagal too. And Clint Eastwood. And while you're at it, crack on fuggin' BRUCE WILLIS.

Nicholas Cage is not an action hero. Which is what makes Con Air fuckin hilarious. (like the bit where he gets shot in the arm and just ignores it all the while staring the guy down :)

Seagal, Eastwood and Willis are very much typecast, Cage plays a variety of roles with the same performance. IMHO

I made a 2007 account just to piss off everyone who cares about sign up date. I've been going to NG for a long time though.

I got a copy of GamesTM where they're talking about companies and people in the games industry to look out for during 2007. There was a little thing about Tom and he wrote some stuff about Alien Hominid and someone else I think. Didn't mention NG though :D

At 2/28/07 11:40 AM, BritZombie wrote: The bird that works behind the counter

ugh fuck no. they're always complete munters.

At 2/28/07 08:00 AM, SecretDreamer wrote: Have you even seen these films?
Your rant is completely unjustified

...yes i have.

He shows emotion in all of the films and he does it well, because he doesnt overcomplicate it
He is a very subtle actor and a very good one at that

"Subtle" is one way of spinning it.

He always seems so distant and removed from the situation that it's really to connect or associate with whatever's happening with his character. You can tell how he's going to act in any one scene after he says the first line. It's all woodeny stickyblabla like Dr Cox in scrubs (who out acted Cage in The Rock btw )

At 2/28/07 11:21 AM, MadMax wrote: Actually I'll totally owns you gays with mai Wii skills >:)

that might be the gayest thing i've ever seen, you win sir.

also this thread is sufferring from massive internal failure

At 2/28/07 07:31 AM, Gambit-thewhitedevil wrote: I have to disagree with you his a ok actor compared to alot and ghost rider was awsome also dont have to cuss in ever thing you say makes you look dumn.

You've just exposed yourself as looking dumn and you didn't even cuss.

therefore cursing does not equal dumb.

thank you

is the worst fucking actor i've seen recently. He has no fucking emotion in any of his films. Fuck, his face barely moves no matter what circumstance (someone could make a ytmnd out of that).

He's really shit at his parts, like in The Rock where he's supposed to play a chemical geek but comes off as a smarmy dinner guest or something. Face Off where he's supposed to play a psycho criminal but comes off as a smarmy dinner guest. And National Tresure where he FUCKING SUCKED.

Is ghost rider out in america? I saw the trailer for it last night and it set me off. Even his fucking voice is a fucking drivel

"well.. yahh but, gee, don'tyathink?"

marks made by fingerprints can be easily removed with most oils, it is impossible to obtain a fingerprint from a greasy substance.

polygraphs (lie detectors) are primarily used to make the subject nervous, this makes it easier for authorities to interrogate.

Becks. German beer is much higher quality than most domestic shit. They have a tight law about what ingredients can be put into beer. Tastes so much better and doesn't give you as much of a shitty hangover. (I know the bullshit theory why but noone cares)

ALTHO if you're going to a party noone gives a fuck what theyre drinking. Get something strong and cheap. Stella artois would be quality if you can get it but i dunno about american beers. Other than miller tastes like piss.

Fuck masturbation, sex, drugs and gun crime. Msok related activities is the hardcore shit.

One time I was curling the msok and 8 people died. It's fuckin brutal.

Pedophiles are one of the most hated criminals in modern times (and they deserve it tbh), but does it warrant worse punishment than murder?

linkage

In this example, of course the fucker deserves to rot in a prison, but a 200 year sentence is just ridiculous. IMO the modern hysteria over this has permeated so far into the public unconscious that such an event can be supported in a courtroom.

"OMG FUCKEN PEDOFILE BURN!!!!PRISONFOR A GAJILLION YEARS K?!!"

They should be sentenced reasonably, with respect to the law. In any circumstance, a 200 year imprisonment is just fucking ludicrous. It's like a bullshit scientology concept.

I believe that murder is a lot worse, should have more negative connotations and in an objective sense carry a harsher punishment/stigma than paedophilism.

So what is NG's opinion on this

At 2/26/07 06:59 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

Scorsese finally won.

i fucking told everyone. i was going to put money on it but the odds were shit, something like 1 ro 6

At 2/27/07 09:15 AM, SashaNein wrote: agreed. there hasn't really been a decent game made from a **game.

**film

stupid..

At 2/27/07 08:51 AM, 36Holla wrote: Judging by the list it looks like we could just say every movie based off a video game ever made.

agreed. there hasn't really been a decent game made from a game.

although i think goldeneye was much better as a game than the film

the intro to donkey kong where you see only see his eyes before he breaks through the brick wall.

evil >:)

Who the fuck is--

wait, fuck this bandwagon shit

At 2/26/07 01:57 PM, scratchandsniff wrote: Crack makes you do this!

leads to this

At 2/26/07 12:59 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I seen this kid wearing a bandana and two baseball caps at different angles.

simultaneously?! that's hardcore.

my class is filled with drug addicts, computer geeks, rockers, football fucks and ethnic diversity friends.

gangsta increases proportionatly with cappage

boyee!!!! i want some buttz!!!!!!!!!>:0

im bettin' yur ass is az yeller az yer liver.
show some spine! get a fat mans name tattooed on your fat ass. it is the honourable thing to do

"FREEBIRD!"

It's 9.20 am in UK. Most people are at college/work or still asleep :D

I hate patriotism. I can’t stand it, man — makes me fuckin’ sick. It’s a round world last time I checked.

that guy was switched on

At 2/26/07 02:52 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: blab

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know. During the Persian Gulf war, those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons." "How do you know that?" "Uh, well … we looked at the receipts."

At 2/25/07 09:04 PM, subpar wrote:

At 2/25/07 09:03 PM, SashaNein wrote: i thought this was gonna be about the meathead perspective

... I'm not quite sure what that is :-|

josh freese meme

i thought this was gonna be about the meathead perspective :D