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I don't think I can post anything that hasn't already been said.

That's blatant racism and they've no right to take your ipod.

Have you heard the song by Tool called Die Eier Von Satan? It's basically the same idea, it's the vocalist speaking in german over a marching beat, so everyone stupid will think "OMG NAZIS I DONT LIKE THIS MUSIC!!". The title actually translates to "The eggs of satan" i.e. "Devilled Eggs", the german that he's talking is actually a recipe for baking special cookies :D

Fucking genius.

At 3/26/07 11:43 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: If you're asexual, I'm going to feel ripped off.

Also, if you:

-1.1 are physically incapable of having sex, e.g. born without sexual organs
-1.1.2 restrained from having sex by some party other than yourself, e.g. time in prison (solidary confinement), kidnapping or electronic tagging
-1.2.1 suffer from some sort of psychological disorder (including autism) that makes you averse to sexual actions
-1.2.2 suffer from a psychological disorder that causes an alternate persona or altered state of mind (schitzophrenia, MPD/DID) with different attitudes towards sex

-2.1 are involved in a lifelong abstinence group/cult before making this commitment
-2.2 have a lifestyle that makes sexual relations extremely unlikely (hermitism, crazy old man syndrome, anime obsessive)

then it doesn't count and you're a cheating bastard.

YES IM A FUCKING LAYWER OK?!?!!!!!?!?!

I demand that you print this out, sign it (preferably in blood) and scan it back in as an attachment on your next post.

i thank yeow.

At 3/26/07 09:24 AM, Shadow-XII wrote: the last thing he needs is you fuckers annoying him.

So. Got any messages?

Objection.

The witnesses statement is clearly faulty your honour.

Hey Bill, good to see you're back.

8ruy98hgt768&^%gIU&*O(&

How the fuck would they ever find that out?????

Did they dna test ALL the ranch dressing for this guys semen? Did they catch him trying to put it back? wtf i mean wtf

GORDON'S ALIIIIVEE???

no ps neccesary

The inspiration, Yorke suggests, came from the fact that Radiohead was an untested entry in this vast "alternative" rock field. Did the five belong? "It was at a crossing point in my songwriting," Yorke says. "Because I'd gone from writing songs in my bedroom to being somebody who had huge record company figures over my shoulders listening to me." In other words, he was a potential commodity.

ooooooooooh jimmycrackdcornBUTIDONTCARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/.ukjhbvt

At 3/25/07 03:24 PM, slim35007 wrote: fixed it... sry bout that

fucking hell, i was going to make that exact same ps around page 3 but decided against it...

weirded out

At 3/25/07 02:30 PM, Metalix wrote:

At 3/25/07 02:15 PM, cementsocks wrote: Metalix, all I have to say---- needs moar pooper.

O RLY?

Go about pointing at people with it and dip it in peoples drinks to piss them off. You can be like the guy from scary movie 2 now.

It'll make you feel better.

I suck at Guitar Hero. But i'm alright on guitar. That kills your theory.

Start off playing melodies or really stupid riffs. That will help you re-guitarify.

At 3/25/07 01:35 PM, McFooFa wrote: COMING THIS SUMMER

IN A SMALL TOWN

THERE LIES A SECRET

AND A GANG OF SEXY LESBIANS WILL BE EXPOSED TO IT

PUSSY SMASHER

Rated R: for sexy pillow fights and more things of that nature.

goddamn :'D

"Welcome to the island of beautiful men... I can see you'll fit in perfectly here..."
</eyebrow>

and

"You can't put anodised titatium in the microwave!!" "mmm titaniumeh"

Germans can drink like bastards.

(except my dad, he's a little girly girl with a false leg and a liver like wet cake)

At 3/15/07 11:00 PM, Trunks wrote:

Has anyone ever seen the machinist? Now that would be insomnia.

I haven't... what is it?

It's a genius film, Christian Bale is in it. He plays a guy who hasn't slept for a year because his conscience won't let him. Scary thought.

I just finished work (6am) and can't sleep again. woop

At 3/16/07 06:38 PM, Marsupial wrote: I don't think the Chilis have a single "bad" song. Some are different and some underappreciated but I wouldn't say any are poor.

haha, listen to "Pea".

At 3/16/07 06:27 PM, Nev wrote: I got tickets today to see Chili's in Glasgow :D. W00tage.

>:( i didn't even know they were playing. I pray it doesn't sell out before Monday, people will die.

At 2/28/07 04:55 PM, Lockout wrote: So anyone heard the unreleases they have. those are really good. ever heard the song like a domino?

I've heard the stuff like dr funkenstein and sikamikanico. Haven't heard that one though.

But seriously, I live in glasgow >:(

It's been like that in Scotland for about a year now. :(

Sucks, especially as cigarettes and alcohol love each other.

At 3/24/07 02:24 AM, TheCleverOne wrote: bah, there all gone sence the site reduex

WHY DID YOU BUMP THIS?!?!

I read through 2 pages until I noticed the date >:0

I remember that dragonball hentai egg but they took down all the .swf banners ages ago.

In Russia, car crashes YOU!!

Some of those guys just spin out for no reason. That's what you get for drinking anti-freeze in the morning.

beep

If you camp out, he will come.

Your girly little US dollar caused our servers to choke on their earl grey in amusement.

And I want you to know that we all had a part in locking your account. Mainly because we knew there was no way that you would have a legitimate $100.

They released each radio stations soundtrack on cd. I remember seeing them ages ago in hmv. They were just trying to milk it tbh.

I doubt you could rip it from a ps2 disc but you could definatly get a torrent of them if you were unscrupulous...

goddamn mandatory (piss-poor) obfuscation >:0

At 3/24/07 01:53 PM, fli wrote: HE LETS IT FALL. He then looks at me and says, "Opps. Yeah, opps for not giving me money, asshole."

I swear I would have hit that fucker.

Stuff like that pisses me off so much. Now I'm angry.... damnit.

I gotta go out and kick a homeless person now >:(

At 3/24/07 01:47 PM, shomaho wrote: whats css?

crouton squares : (w/wo)sauce

Download steam first and sign up. It does a shitty thing where you can install it quickly but have to spend ages decrypting it.

At 3/24/07 01:22 PM, JustyHakubi wrote: Its not like they were poofs running around pantyhose.

:')

That would make a fucking hilarious 300

At 3/24/07 01:02 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote:

At 3/24/07 12:59 PM, Vegeton wrote: The Greeks and Romans were most widely know for having young boys

Hay! The romans detested homosexuality, they called it "being too greek" and often used it to insult other romans, and this was pre-christian times.

Stop talking like you know what your saying.

No they didn't. The romans practically only slept with women for the sake of children. They were almost universally all raging bummers. That's what I was taught in my latin class anyway.

Except in those days it was so widespread that there was no distinction between hetero and homosexual. They all just fucked each other.

Does that rhyme when translated to croatian or something cuz I just aint getting it..

Godamn that guy sucks at writing lyrics.

The demo version of that song is much better btw.

Now I feel stupid.

I've had the music to this stuck in my head for the past 4 years.