haha, muchas gracias.

Pop culture columnists pandering to their reader base?

No way.

At 8/2/09 02:09 PM, sonickles wrote:

At 8/2/09 02:06 PM, Sarcasm wrote: Take up an athletic activity. Go to a movie. Socialize. Do something outside.

I would honestly love to but everytime I try, my friends just don't want to leave their houses.

Go out and make new friends. Join a club sport. There's relatively little pressure to play competitively, and it's a great way to meet people.

Take up an athletic activity. Go to a movie. Socialize. Do something outside.

What exactly were you trying to accomplish here?

Googled Red Alert soundtrack.

At 3/24/09 12:12 AM, phsychopath wrote: I end up going *fap, fap, fap--SMACK! SMACK!! SMACK!!! fap, fap, fap,*

Are you so boring in bed that you can't even keep yourself interested?

At 3/14/09 04:43 PM, 9001 wrote:

At 3/14/09 04:42 PM, FLAMEBOY97 wrote: Don't worry things will become better over time.

Thats what they said before green day came along

Because Green Day is the entirety of music.

The theory of a higher power can neither be proven or disproven.

Ends.

Mix it with painkillers.

I don't really remember that much about the show, but I loved the movie.

Ivan Ooze was the shit.

At 1/20/09 11:07 PM, jds74 wrote: a verb is an ACTION word
shit=thing

I shit often.

I just shat all over that theory.

At 1/20/09 07:21 PM, Paradox wrote: Watch out for spontaneous bans!

Spontaneity is the only thing keeping our relationship together.

The Slap Chop.

Morgan Freeman. No fucking question.

He should narrate life.

It's okay, not all of us can have friends.

At 1/18/09 11:18 PM, The-Scourge wrote: He's right, I got that as a "reason" once.
when I got banned for posting in a spam thread that I never posted in.

Jokes tend to soar high above you, don't they?

At 1/18/09 10:41 PM, 36Holla wrote: Steeler fans have been acting so annoyingly cocky now

Some of them were cheering while McGahee was on the ground. I hate people like that.

How many batteries do you have left?

At 1/18/09 10:48 PM, Tehpivot wrote: Then how come when I quote from madness, tankmen, blockhead, ect; nobody notices?

Because you're a social outcast who's naturally disregarded during any sort of normal conversation.

:)

Dayton, Ohio.

There's a fuck lot of Newgrounders from Ohio, apparently.

At 1/16/09 12:37 AM, KowanRKO wrote: But not everyone puts their pictures in profiles D: and it'd be too troublesome to click each and everyone's profile to check if they put pictures in there... lol

You're right, it'd be much easier to sift through hundreds of posts on the slight off-chance that a particular person may have posted a picture of his or her self.

At 1/16/09 12:35 AM, KowanRKO wrote: No I signed up 2 days ago o_o...
And I meant like... a thread where the NG users post their pictures... like of themselves o_o?

That's kinda what we have profiles for.

At 1/15/09 08:55 PM, Basspro55 wrote: Easy all of them because the dentist sucks you just go there and they bitch all the time if we hate ourselves let us retards

Does that have anything to do with dentistry?

At 1/15/09 06:51 PM, Bladezguy wrote: Thats's fucked up. Unless your doing it only to one specific person.

Oh yeah, it's like murder; it's perfectly fine, as long as it's just one person.

You get one freebie.

Someone's getting the best, the best, the best, the best, of you!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

At 1/15/09 06:02 PM, heroicspatula wrote: vote 5. Pretty much every single one is going to pass, so you might as well get some saves while can.

You're killing Newgrounds.

At 1/15/09 05:01 PM, lawlmaster wrote: I don't really care because i did it for the credit.\

You don't get credit if you fail.

At 1/15/09 04:44 PM, WATCHurFLAG wrote:

I'm pointing out the obvious.

It's obviously needed.

I've always heard it as wylin'.

At 1/14/09 11:46 PM, Purpin wrote: How did they plant a tripmine without me seeing it on my front porch?

Porch-coloured paint.

Clever disguise!