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At 5/4/12 10:37 PM, Sequenced wrote: penis

penis

ITT: person claiming that science is "just a belief system" and therefore equally valid as his crazyness

bye

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  newgrounds is shit by SantaBro

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JOIN GLORIOUS COLLABORATION TO HONOR GREAT LEADER OF PEOPLES DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC

SEND APPLICATION TO PM TODAY

At 38 seconds ago, FairSquare wrote: Can you remove me too?

aww, I thought you were fun.

At 9/12/11 04:08 AM, KieranNG wrote: As the shimmering sun surrenders
to the enchantment of the night,
the skies' crimson colours
end their mystical fight.

The shimmering sun represent a vagina that has just been washed after a menstruation (thereby ending the 'fight' of the crimson colours).

The golden strands of sunlight,
once glistening on the sea,
change into haunting shadows,
dancing endlessly.

This describes how the woman, after showering, urinates into a toilet bowl (golden strands of sunlight glistening on the sea), then flushes down (change into dancing shadows, i.e when going down the drain).

Echoes from howling winds
stretch far beyond the sea,
whilst voices murmuring in the waves,
set the spirit of the night sea free.

The noise from the toilet stretches far beyond the toilet bowl itself, and he's describing the odd choir-like noise as murmuring voices. She feels revitalized, ready for new adventures (the spirit is set free) and it is night.

Sudden cries from seabirds
pierce the crisp night air,
and ragged rocks on which waves plunge,
stand looming with a silent stare.

Like angry spirits of the sea,
waves rage towards the shore,
plunge and crash upon the beach,
while birds sweep and soar.

This pretty much describes a raunchy sex scene. Sudden cries, ragged rocks (which has an obvious similarity to "raging cocks"), angry spirits: rough group sex, male bodies 'plunging' and 'crashing' upon the "beach" (the female body), and sweeping and soaring birds (cumshots)

Throughout the night the sea spirit lives,
alive and full of zest,
before the beckoning sun sheds light,
and the spirit comes to rest.

The sex scene lasts well into the night, and the woman does not get to rest before dawn (the sun sheds light).

At 7/21/11 05:39 PM, Mich wrote:

At 7/21/11 05:34 PM, FairSquare wrote: no it's anal

In other news
My girlfriend

The structure and unintended implications of your post made me chuckle

Here's my entry.

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  Suddenly, Sentience [RD2011] by SantaBro

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  The tale of Jack Montgomery by SantaBro

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At 9/20/10 08:54 AM, Grillpie wrote:

At 9/20/10 08:41 AM, reaper-of-ratings wrote: yes accounts are fun aren't they.

fuck you they aren't

Hey play nice, don't be so harsh

First of all, allow me to, according to the rules, make it clear that the accounts called SantaBro and Grillpie belong to the same person

With that out of mind, here's a little tune I made for the sole purpose of making your phone awesome! Whenever you get a call, people will high five you so much you forget to accept the call!

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  Too Awesome For Your Phone! by SantaBro

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How about sound effects? Do you consider them instruments?

y'know, I wouldn't- when you don't count drums as instruments.

Na it's not possible. Yet at least.

It's a valid suggestion though, so insert your idea here

Bottom of the Ocean

A main project will hopefully come... some day. I lack inspiration for the real deal these days.

At 3/12/08 11:01 AM, hellsmaw18 wrote: but we been around for a while longer so i guess its ok

That's not a valid reason for anything at all

It's an old song. But I've changed it a lot to the better. And I like it.

SBB will take care of reviewing in near future... watch out for a song on his account tomorrow... etc

At 1/25/08 01:24 PM, Rig wrote:

At 1/25/08 12:59 PM, SBB wrote: Well cool, we gots a former audio forum "regular" as UOTD

Yeyyy
Are there any other regs that got UOTD? I know DarKsidE555 has.

Yeah, Simon-F did, see for yerself.

Ho ho ho guys! I am in no way related to SBB and I still am Santa's brother. But SBB has dark, experimental tunes and decided to assign me to submit them while he submits more uplifting kind of happier tunes to his own.

First one's out! :D

In your case audacity could do. I bet it's harder than you think though :)

At 12/28/07 09:02 PM, Grillpie wrote:

At 12/28/07 09:01 PM, SBB wrote:

At 12/28/07 08:59 PM, Grillpie wrote:

At 12/28/07 08:58 PM, SBB wrote:

At 12/28/07 08:46 PM, Chronamut wrote: how about a song where you can't use any instruments whatsoever, or saws/sines/squares?

Uh... Isn't that a bit of what this contest is about? :S

Hey dickhead, you confused "or" with "only".

Oh, I'm so sorry, can you please forgive me Grillpie?

No, you deserve to rot in hell for that horrible mistake. You sick, sick person.

Wow don't go so hard on him. I know it was a completely moronic thing to do, but can't you for once, forgive him, look through the fingers about it? Just this one time?

At 12/28/07 08:59 PM, Grillpie wrote:

At 12/28/07 08:58 PM, SBB wrote:

At 12/28/07 08:46 PM, Chronamut wrote: how about a song where you can't use any instruments whatsoever, or saws/sines/squares?

Uh... Isn't that a bit of what this contest is about? :S

Hey dickhead, you confused "or" with "only".

Oh wow, he actually did!

What an idiot.

At 12/23/07 09:22 AM, Black-Lightning wrote:

At 12/23/07 07:46 AM, SBB wrote:

When I'm done handing out presents I'll run outta the door, screaming "Come on Rudolph, up, up and awaaaaayyy!!"

If I was one of the people accross the street, I would laugh at you... How are you gonna get away in a fat santa suit? You won't be able to run fast...

Don't be dissin' ma brutha.

At 12/22/07 05:56 PM, thatcomposerguy wrote: Saint-Saens- Dance Macabre

maybe

Might be a good idea to google a phrase from the lyrics in a song for finding title and artist etc- If you speak that weird language the song is in >:(

At 12/1/07 08:53 PM, BlackNinjaWarrior93 wrote: HA HA HA! HA HA HA! HAAAAHH!!!!

Haw haw haw.

Ask the kid who made the movie to remove your song from the audio credits