166 Forum Posts by "samwazhere"
Supposedly the best freeware game out there so I downloaded it but the screen is fucked. Black bars and random couloured pixels all over the place, I can hear the music but can't see shit, how do i get the game working?
Apprentice
Just stand next to the edge of the ring and face the centre, the enemy will spawn and while they are spawning and running at you press the left bumper, instant ring out.
Anyone know how to keep your insane progress? Whenever I start castle crashers up I start in normal mode and when i click the insane mine shaft it starts me back at the castle with none of my progress.
Ok I found out that you don't have to kill yourself to unlock anything. Almost all the characters are unlocked by completing the game with another character; however, letting the thief kill you in the end tavern counts as finishing the game so you unlock your new character much quicker than sitting through the clown dance.
At 8/31/08 01:49 AM, spaceddust007 wrote: You mean the bear? What guy were you using?
I was using the skeleton knight.
Anyone know the best way to do the ice arena? I can barely move on the ice and get ganged in seconds.
Also I beat the game but let the thief in the end tavern kill me instead of kissing the clown, it unlocked one of the catfish knights as a playable character.
Anyone know how to use different weapons for alien hominid?
I have already beaten the game but the final sword owns my alien's starter sword by +5 for all stats.
Since we have all beaten castle crashers I need to know where I can get the final item in the inventory screen, it looks like a boomerang or a banana. I also want to know how to open the locked door in the animal ark.
Oh and I checked the search bar so don'tbother mentioning it.
Carmine died? If I remember correctly we saw carmine get shot in the head, but was then seen fighting off the locust during the helicopter crash, carmine get ripped apart by a berserker (from behind a corner damn censorship).
But despite all that we saw 2 more carmines sitting with suvivors of another helicopter crash before marcus and dom go to the house.
So yeah Carmine doesn't die, he multiplies.
At 7/24/08 04:33 AM, willobeen wrote: There both fairly mediocre in my opinion, half life is better than both of them combined.
So? Just because one game is arguably better then the others doesn't mean that we can't play anything else, because no matter how much better you find Half life over time splitters, eventually half life will get boring.
On topic time splitters 3 was always hilarious with human gun sounds on.
Why didn't you just save-load at the casino?
Fable 2 because fallout 3 is banned in australia.
At 7/16/08 03:46 AM, BonusStage wrote:At 7/16/08 03:39 AM, Sekhem wrote: itt 20somethings who play pokemon make up a bullshit argument^^^What's wrong with gaming "society"^^^
At 7/16/08 03:43 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: itt Bonusstage shows that the videogames section of the bbs is as easy to troll as /v/They allow it to be considered a troll thread, but that's not the intention ;)
well done sir.
love that chicken from POPEYES
At 7/16/08 03:29 AM, samwazhere wrote: You have two more paragraphs to answer to, I guess you didn't read the post. Or don't know what a rebuttal is."(Now here's a line i don't expect TL;DR faggots to read, but if you've gotten this far, congrats!)
This could easily be a vice versa situation, but let's realize the point."
You didn't read the thread, end of argument, i will not respond to someone who clearly didn't care enough on the subject to read it.
I read it thoroughly. You can not provide a rebuttal because you do not have one, rather then admit where your logic falls short or how you can improve on it you would rather post to tell me that there is nothing to post about.
Of course I would expect nothing less from someone that advertised their post count in the first line.
At 7/16/08 03:24 AM, BonusStage wrote:At 7/16/08 03:15 AM, samwazhere wrote: Your job interview situation is also flawed because the fps "faggot" could also turn up well presented.You didn't read the thread. Or you don't know what vice versa means.
Anyways
You have two more paragraphs to answer to, I guess you didn't read the post. Or don't know what a rebuttal is.
At 7/16/08 02:41 AM, BonusStage wrote: Oh, hi, my name is BonusStage, you may have heard of me, after all, 25k posts normally doesn't go unnoticed, but that's not important right now.
Today i want to tell you about something i've been advocating in only 2-3 threads, so a FEW of you may have seen this, but not too many of you, and i wish to change that. Maybe if you're an idiot i'll soon be describing, you'll change your ways.
HELLO MR. VIDEO GAMER! How are you today? Having a good time there aren't you playing the game you purchased because in your personal opinion and beliefs, you thought it'd be a good game, well i may disagree, and that's fine, i'm allowed to, but do you know what i'm not going to do?
Call you immature.
Do you know why Mr. Video Gamer? Because i'd then become the biggest hypocrite in the eternity of the world (or well, tied with the tireless amount of faggots that make this same "argument")
The reason you may ask? Well let me explain with a story
Let's say our good friend Johnny Steinburger and Harold Polaski are competing for a job.
Johnny plays IMMATURE GAMES!!!! Like those frilly Xbox RPGs and Mario Kart Wii and many other games that don't require you ripping your opponent to shreds! HOW STUPID!?!!? RIGHT?
After all, Harold is awesome, he only plays MGS4, GTA4 and Halo 3 BUT NEVER NINTENDO GAMES, they are all stupid and for two year olds and old people lol and they always do the same thing over and over (ahem, 4,4,3) AND THOSE GAMES HAVE YOU KILL PEOPLE.
But wait a second, Johnny arrived at the interview clean shaven and with a newly pressed tuxedo, he's ready for action and has prepared to answer difficult questions that may arise
While silly Harold has been too busy BEING A HARDCORE ULTRA AMAZING GAMER and came with uncut hair, no deodorant and a wrinkled shirt.
Assuming their individual credentials are the same, guess who has the better chance of getting the job.
(Now here's a line i don't expect TL;DR faggots to read, but if you've gotten this far, congrats!)
This could easily be a vice versa situation, but let's realize the point.
It doesn't matter what game you play..... you're PLAYING A GAME, it's a childish activity, your boss doesn't care if you play imported loli hentai games (...in most jobs) or HXC killer games or "kiddy" RPGs with 4 destined heroes and crystals and magic and shit.
If you call anyone a child, or immature, for playing a certain game, you're an idiot.
You can be entitled to opinions about the game being shit, and give reasons THAT'LL BE PERSONALLY BIAS, but if you're a gamer, and you insult another gamer as CHILDISH for sitting on their ass pressing buttons, then do you REALLY have room to speak at all?
No, you don't, you just have room to shut your fucking mouth.
^^^^^^^Me Winning^^^^^^^^
First of all your boss shouldn't know what games you play that is private information. Second what are these frilly xbox rpg's; no don't bother answering that any answer you give will show you as the hypocrite you talked about.
Your job interview situation is also flawed because the fps "faggot" could also turn up well presented. You are assuming that because they are "faggots" in love with hard core games and unable to post intelligently on the internet they couldn't possibly out do a civilised person in reality. Remember that the internet and reality should never be compared.
Finally how far does your statement work; if the fps player meets someone using cheats/walkthroughs on children's games are they being immature pointing out the other gamers immaturity for playing these games? No they are pointing out common sense.
Just follow the story, you will have plenty of time for mindless violence during the "next mission at 6am" times.
I oddly enjoyed clicking on every toy to watch their animation, and setting the difficulty of every challenge to the easiest to speed run the game as a 5 yr old.
I got 100% on ripto's rage but I always remembered this horrible challenge where you have to jump into these crystals coming out of steam vents while racing hunter the cheater. Only he literally cheated because he would run in front of you causing you to smack into him and he would get the crystal.
It's a self help book in disguise where the secret is something along the lines of, if you truly believe you can do something and put in the effort to make it happen it will happen.
The chaser did a skit on it where they believed that they could make the other cars in the carpark disappear by driving into their occupied spots, many cars were rear ended.
I watched up to the character sucking itself off before closing it in disgust and voting 0. It insulted the fanboys but that doesn't matter.
This flash has poor drawings, poor voice acting and poor animations; I can understand that you vote this higher because it insults the "cancer" of newgrounds but that doesn't make it a good flash. Now stop being fanboys to this flash you hypocrites.
Riddle me this batman. If Adventure Quest needed money so badly that they couldn't afford to upgrade their servers, then how are they managing to constantly advertise three of their games on Newgrounds?
Rip up your carpet so you never bother newgrounds again.
The jargon the OP spouted off was a grammatical nightmare.
That "news" made me want to vomit face palms. Funny how they warned the audience about the violence before they showed it but all they did was stick spikes in it and play with colours and ropes.
Also the game wasn't trying to be realistic I mean you can cut the victims arms off and chainsaw him up to his waist but he doesn't die of massive bloodloss.
Even if god exists you think you're getting in to heaven?
You know you're friend jesus, well that wasn't his name. See in ancient hebrew there was no letter J instead they used the letter Y. So the real name of your massiah was yesus. Also his last name wasn't christ. The ancient roman word for massiah was christoph , christians just removed the oph part to make the name christ.
So yeah you have been praying to the wrong guy.
You didn't miss much... Except something so awesome it will shatter you to the core and make you eternally pity and laugh at everyone that couldn't see it. I mean once in a life time stuff right there...
The asians that get to go to school are pressured to do well at it, the others work in farms and factories and don't know jack about shit.
I would like to see the shitstorm erupt as the wow players realise that their LIFE is considered inferior to gaia online.
So how does anyone here know that you didn't just tear off hunks of that sandwich and then post a picture of you pretending to eat it?
