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Author Search Results: 'samurai-skillz'

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Topic: Congratulations BlueFlameSkulls.

Posted: 11/19/07 03:42 PM

Forum: General

Well Happy 1 Year Prank Anniversary, atleast


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Topic: sleeping in the nude

Posted: 11/07/07 03:32 AM

Forum: General

I usually do it in the summer time, my room has an air conditioner, but I sleep naked then anyways, all other times I'm clothed


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Topic: Drank Some Absinthe Saterday

Posted: 11/06/07 12:57 AM

Forum: General

At 11/5/07 07:52 PM, b8-2-sk8-h8 wrote: I am totally flashbacking to Steven Colbert's Absinthe Abstinance.

that had to be the funniest pledge I have ever heard and he pulled it off perfectly too haha


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Topic: How do girls chat when alone?

Posted: 11/05/07 12:31 PM

Forum: General

girls talk no differently to each other than the way guys talk to each other. I don't see why, younger guys think girls are different. Girls and guys are the same except for certain features.


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Topic: Top Ten Orgasm Shouts!!!

Posted: 11/05/07 11:44 AM

Forum: General

EPIC MANUEVER!!


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Topic: A friend's coming to visit me

Posted: 11/05/07 11:35 AM

Forum: General

so the overall consensus is I should fuck her till there's no tomorrow, we'll see what happens when that day arrives!


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Topic: A friend's coming to visit me

Posted: 11/05/07 10:15 AM

Forum: General

Ok Newgrounds, I have a bit of a conundrum here, a close friend of mines is coming up to visit me on Friday , Nov 9th, and plans on staying the weekend with me. That's all fine and dandy expect for the fact that this person coming to visit me is my ex girlfriend, so what should I do? Should I tap that ass again or just let the weekend by without getting my hopes up?


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Topic: My Sister Is Having Sex...

Posted: 10/23/07 02:15 PM

Forum: General

At 10/23/07 02:13 PM, Simon wrote:
At 10/23/07 02:09 PM, samurai-skillz wrote: If I said my dick was sad when he grunted, it should be an indication that I'm straight as in I didn't want to hear his voice only her's haha.
No, the fact that you don't want a bulging 12 inch black cock up your anus is proving that you are indeed gay.

Why are you acting like an asshole, calm down dude


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Topic: My Sister Is Having Sex...

Posted: 10/23/07 02:09 PM

Forum: General

At 10/23/07 02:07 PM, Simon wrote:
At 10/23/07 02:03 PM, samurai-skillz wrote: Though I must admit her moans turned me on
lmao

everytime he grunted my dick was sad.
What are you, gay?

If I said my dick was sad when he grunted, it should be an indication that I'm straight as in I didn't want to hear his voice only her's haha.


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Topic: My Sister Is Having Sex...

Posted: 10/23/07 02:03 PM

Forum: General

Oh that's nothing, try being in the same room with someone who's having sex..yup I was there. My roomie and his gf were at it and I was on the other side of the room on my laptop. Though I must admit her moans turned me on everytime he grunted my dick was sad.


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Topic: Worst bathroom moments

Posted: 10/22/07 04:22 PM

Forum: General

Missing the seat is a common occurrence for guys, the only sure way to be accurate is if you sit tio pee


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Topic: ChaiLatte's 18th Birthday!!!

Posted: 10/20/07 01:29 PM

Forum: General

I'm drinking a chai latte in celebration of her birthday. Happy 18th!!


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Topic: First bang :D Awww yeeeah

Posted: 10/19/07 10:09 AM

Forum: General

Well all I can say is congrats!


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Topic: My roommate uses my body wash!!

Posted: 10/18/07 01:15 PM

Forum: General

At 10/18/07 01:13 PM, mastergurosp wrote: Make him pay for it...

or use his soap

yeah I should make him pay for it, but he's not, and I wouldn't dream about using his soap, as BlueHippo said it's riddled with pubic hair, I'd rather not take the chance


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Topic: My roommate uses my body wash!!

Posted: 10/18/07 01:10 PM

Forum: General

At 10/18/07 01:08 PM, SlayThePirate wrote:
i use your body wash if i want to, bitch, now go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Dammit it's my body wash, as for the sandwich, I ate it


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Topic: My roommate uses my body wash!!

Posted: 10/18/07 01:05 PM

Forum: General

So this morning I take a shower, get all nice and clean smelling for class and I go. I'm done with my classes and so I'm in my room watching TV, my roommate comes back from his class and he takes a shower, when he comes out I smell the body wash I use, the one I bought with my own money. He has soap to use, why the hell does he feel the need to use my body wash?


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Topic: Favorite Beer?

Posted: 10/18/07 02:23 AM

Forum: General

Hmm I enjoy Coronas with lime, up here in Utica we're known for Saranac Beer, which I must say is actually very delicious, it's doesn't taste watery like Bud or Miller


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Topic: Fucking Peppers!

Posted: 10/17/07 11:33 PM

Forum: General

There's an old saying that goes "Green is for the king, Red is for the queen, and Yellow os for the prince"


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Topic: Disney secrets

Posted: 10/17/07 11:30 PM

Forum: General

At 10/17/07 09:09 PM, Vrael wrote: Here's a true one (lack evidence though only seen it) there's a scene in the Little Mermaid where one of the guys at a wedding or something like that has a HUGE hard-on that is some hilarious shit my friend

I think you're talking about the priest when Ursula (human form) is going to marry Prince Eric


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Topic: Masturbation...

Posted: 10/17/07 12:16 AM

Forum: General

Oh I masturbate all the time, jolly good show it is too


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Topic: 13 yr old at my school pregnant!

Posted: 10/16/07 03:15 PM

Forum: General

At 10/16/07 02:59 PM, vampyerba wrote:
If you read my previous post you would see that i already stated I got pregnant at 15. And where do I post that I'm a blonde goth...anywhere? In my profile I say I'm into the goth sub-culture. That does not mean I am goth. I'm not even blonde anymore either.

Oh don't pay any attention to him, he's just being silly. We all know you're a cool person. Now as regards to the subject of the thread. No doubt the girl is waaay to young to have a child, but if she manages hopefully she can pull through and give birth and if she can't support it, then place it up for adoption.


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Topic: Would you...

Posted: 10/16/07 03:00 PM

Forum: General

what denomination of money are we talking about, coins or bills?
If it were 100 dollars, then sure I like Johnny Depp
If it were 100 pennies....then sure I like Johnny Depp


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Topic: I answer sexual questions.

Posted: 10/15/07 04:14 PM

Forum: General

In an upcoming Art class, our prof said we'd have a nude (male) model to draw. Am I supposed to draw the penis?


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Topic: favourite girl

Posted: 10/15/07 04:08 PM

Forum: General

Physical appearance doesn't matter much to me, as long as she doesn't look like a whale, hell I admit I'm not exactly Hercules myself. Small tits large tits, flat ass big ass, things like that don't concern me. I'm more attracted to the attitude of a girl, if she's bitchy with me, then I know it won't work out between us, but if she's nice with her personality then things will be ok.


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Topic: My dick was crushed

Posted: 10/13/07 12:51 AM

Forum: General

Ugh don't you just hate it when you trip on your boner? happens to me all the time


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Topic: Songs you're hooked to?

Posted: 10/12/07 11:54 AM

Forum: General

The Memory Remains-Metallica

Had this song in my head all day


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Topic: I'm Never Ever Ever Going To...

Posted: 10/12/07 10:29 AM

Forum: General

Why not save all your important files on a flash drive? That way you can clean the comp and then replace all your files again


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Topic: 28 Weeks Later.

Posted: 10/11/07 04:23 PM

Forum: General

I saw this movie when it came out in the theatre with a girl I like, honestly i must say it was muuuuch better the 28 Days later and the gore was great


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Topic: man or girl

Posted: 10/11/07 03:39 PM

Forum: General

yup def girl, and she's not that bad looking


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Topic: A pencil.

Posted: 10/11/07 03:37 PM

Forum: General

hmm it would seem the man would have to be very flexible to hammer a pencil in his asshole, that angle seems awkward


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