At 10/22/09 06:36 PM, LichKingz wrote: THIS DAY IS SPONSORED BY BILLY MAYS.

REST IN PEACE!

IT WOULD TAKE A LOT OF TRIAL AND ERROR, BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT, MUSCLE MEMORY WILL LET YOU DO ANYTHING WITHOUT YOU LOOKING. THINK ABOUT GETTING UP IN THE MORNING OUT OF BED. I BET YOU CAN KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED ALL THE WAY TO THE LIVING ROOM COUCH FROM YOUR BED BECAUSE YOU'VE DONE IT SO MANY TIMES.

YOU KNOW? IT'S A LOT LIKE THAT.

CAPS LOCK DAY FTMFW.

At 10/22/09 04:30 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Donnie Darko is an excellent film, but I didn't really find it as confusing as I thought I would.

I'M SECONDING DONNIE DARKO, GREAT MOVIE, STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND SHIT.

YOUR PRINCIPAL SHOULD DEFINITELY SIDE WITH YOU, FREEDOM OF RELIGION OR A LACK OF ONE IS AN UNALIENABLE RIGHT IN AMERICA. IF YOU DON'T LIVE IN AMERICA I GUESS IT SUCKS TO BE YOU.

"Hey are your dad's eyes blue? Because I want to stick it in your ass and pee."

If done intelligently, this is called playing Devil's Advocate.

If done by you, it's called trolling.

Quit bitching, you puss. OW THEY HURT GUISE MAEK EM STOP

La-a.

It's a name.

Pronounced "luh-dash-uh"

7 years ago. 7. Why the fuck did this even come up?

Nobody's first post is ever epic.

At 9/5/09 03:17 PM, BloodnutX wrote: But i don't, she says several people have told her that they've seen me smoking around the area. When the truth is, I haven't ever touched a cigarette in my life and I never will. I just don't understand...

So now, I'm grounded for a month for fuck all. I've tried telling my mom I don't smoke but she won't believe me and i'm not going to carry on telling her that because to her, it would just be my word against hers.

This is your cue to start smoking. If you already are taking the punishment for it, might as well enjoy the crime.

amidoinitrite?

At 8/25/09 08:30 AM, 111122223138 wrote: hehe.....my english teacher was a bitch :3

she made me re-write whole 4 page essays due to a missed period..thus..making all my stuff late....
i got an F- in her class just to piss with her :D

And oh did she sure feel that!

You realize that academic suicide isn't doing anything to hurt her?

TL;DR

But I agree. People are angry that in Transformers 2 that there are ghetto "black" robots.

If the robots were ghetto and white, it wouldn't be a problem. But they're ghetto and black, and so assholes have to whine about it.

At 6/26/09 07:53 PM, blackabyss763 wrote: I don't particularly like this idea. There are several things that could and/or would happen. For example, children could be fed propaganda. They would be trained to believe anything. Some parents wouldn't want the government raising their children. The kids wouldn't be able to stand out. As a matter of fact, there's a book I think you should read. It's called "The Giver". It will show you all of the things that could go wrong, and that will most likely go wrong.

If you liked the Giver, consider 1984 by George Orwell, and Anthem by Ayn Rand.

I mentioned them in my last post, and I will again. Possibly the most important books any of you will read.

You're the motherfucking devil, OP.

Read George Orwell's 1984, and Ayn Rand's Anthem, and tell me it's a good idea to rip children from their mothers and put them in facilities to be little robots.

If you're not gay, you won't get a boner in the 5 minutes you're in the locker room.

And if you start to get a stiffy, do some math and it'll be down in a jiffy.

Boxers.

Sup bitchez. Long time no see. I've decided that since I've been going to bed at 5AM and waking up at noon, that it's time to fix my sleep schedule, because it's too fucked up right now. So I'm awake, and plan to be until bed time tonight.

What are some tips for staying up all night?

What the fuck?

This is like 20% of the topics today; why don't you look at one of them?

What the hell is a red ass?

ITT: Whining about Sirtom93.

SHIT HAPPENS, DON'T BE SURPRISED IF IT SHITS RIGHT ON YOUR DOORSTEP.

At 3/17/09 08:38 PM, MakeshiftMovies wrote: This book is pretty inspiring; It's called The Giver and it's about a guy who lives in a community that's really different from ours and he finds out about the real world.
You should try to find it somewhere
I hope you know I'm not joking, it's actually very good

yeah, it's a lot like "The Village" but it's actually good.

Write a book about a spy in a medieval village trying to get info about the king and shit and he plans to assassinate some high ranking guy in the village and disappear one night, but he makes friends with people in the village, and decides not to. Also, include people he does hate, that he does kill.

Make it in a journal format, as if it were the assassin writing. Also, make sure at the beginning that he seems to be sure he's going to go through with the mission, but by the middle-end of the book, he feels doubting.

It should be good. Write it so I can read it.

I do a pretty good polish accent.

"3.17.09"

There once was a boy named Sirtom.
He wanted to be the bomb.
He brought matches to school,
because he thought he was cool,
and now he's in jail, like his mom.

At 3/16/09 04:42 PM, Aryk wrote: You cold have put nsfw in the title.

Mine real, non-internet calculated BMI is 19, which is good (3rd paragraph).

TRUE THAT! AUGH I SAW THAT FAT AND WAS LIKE BARFBARFBARF

SHIT, OP, GO AWAY

Look at my POS. 8 Dollars.

Sometimes when I play counterstrike, it makes my character look at the floor/ceiling and spin around really fast.

At 3/16/09 04:35 PM, JaY11 wrote: I have never had one, luckily. Seems like good fun though.

It's about as fun as jamming a doorknob up your asshole.

This sucks HUGE TITS

I have an ingrown toenail. It's ingrown on BOTH sides, and I found out the only real solution to this is to get some cotton, some nail clippers, lift up each corner of the toenail, and stuff cotton in it.

I have small wads of cotton on both sides, and my toe was pulsating white hot pain until it went numb a few minutes ago.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

I bet it's because nobody would ever hire cave-people into a well paying job.

That is SO last era.