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Author Search Results: 'sammontague'

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1.

Expressionless

Topic: megan fox

Posted: 07/06/09 01:51 PM

Forum: General

At 7/6/09 01:47 PM, TacoFreak wrote: shes not really that hot

qouted for the mother fucking truth


2.

None

Topic: Have you ever...

Posted: 07/06/09 01:50 PM

Forum: General

i hav for years lol play some gta4 and release the rage


3.

Happy

Topic: song you wish you had written

Posted: 07/06/09 01:49 PM

Forum: General

slayer reign in blood
or
megadeth polaris


4.

None

Topic: I am so embarrased.

Posted: 07/04/09 10:22 AM

Forum: General

At 7/4/09 10:20 AM, Tramps wrote:
At 7/4/09 10:19 AM, sammontague wrote: tell her you was pissing on the toilet door lol
Ugh, you all act like it's something unnatural to do. Seriously, you would rather tell a family member you were pissing all over the bathroom rather than shaving your pubic hair? Jesus christ.

yeah my comment was wrong its a natural thing to do just tell her the truth


5.

None

Topic: I am so embarrased.

Posted: 07/04/09 10:19 AM

Forum: General

tell her you was pissing on the toilet door lol


6.

Kissing

Topic: English Gentleman's Club

Posted: 07/04/09 09:24 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

long live the english mods \m/


7.

Happy

Topic: 4th Of July.

Posted: 07/04/09 09:20 AM

Forum: General

england has fit women 'nuff said

thats why we rule \m/


8.

Happy

Topic: NG Communist Regime

Posted: 07/04/09 08:35 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 6/2/09 05:53 PM, sammontague wrote: i never was communist i just wondered what it was about.

lol still not got abuse from that post >.>


9.

None

Topic: Calling in any animator!!

Posted: 07/04/09 08:33 AM

Forum: General

post in the correct forum from now on :)


10.

Mad as Hell

Topic: 4th Of July.

Posted: 07/04/09 08:02 AM

Forum: General

At 7/4/09 07:33 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: So, what are you going to be doing today for the fourth of July also known as Independence Day after the film? Set some rockets off? Get alcohol poisoning? Shoot your neighbourhood?

Personally, I'm going to be curled up in a ball crying my eyes out wishing if only, if only, the English won. If they had, we would probably still control America (maybe), they would lack an ego and we wouldn't be in half the shit we are in now.

Probably.

Here's a picture of some supporters last year.

i agree with avry word of this post dont worry though we still own the canadians ;)

haha post more pics of the flag being burnt down


11.

None

Topic: I got run over

Posted: 07/04/09 07:03 AM

Forum: General

At 7/4/09 06:59 AM, REDSPADES wrote: Some prick ran me down, i got his liscence plate though, so he's fucked.

wat was doing when u got ran over?


12.

Resigned

Topic: My masturbation story

Posted: 07/01/09 05:53 AM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 05:52 AM, Sinful-Bean wrote: I jack off a lot, my penis is bent towards the left at about a 20 degree angle. But what can I say? I love flogging the dolphin. Sometimes I masturbate upwards of seven or eight times a day. I once got kicked out of the house when I jacked off in my cats eye and blinded the little fucker.

that made my day


13.

Expressionless

Topic: My masturbation story

Posted: 07/01/09 05:51 AM

Forum: General

im pretty sure avry newgrounder has had this happen to them well not me...the nylon rope thing is a different story though lol


14.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Spider crawling in your urethra?

Posted: 06/30/09 07:27 PM

Forum: General

ts half 12pm im about to go to sleep u bastood


15.

Happy

Topic: My dog really likes me.

Posted: 06/30/09 07:25 PM

Forum: General

my dog used to do this...ill message you wat to do


16.

Mad as Hell

Topic: 19th July...

Posted: 06/30/09 07:20 PM

Forum: General

its my birstday on 19th of july and im english so im spreading the word
be there mother fuckers


17.

Happy

Topic: Creepy Things You Did As A Kid

Posted: 06/30/09 07:17 PM

Forum: General

At 6/27/09 01:35 PM, Da-stickman-lord wrote: I tried to put my nose to my 4th grade social studies teacher's ass. I didn't get far.

my best friend done that to the 70 year old teacher i fucking loled so badly i got told off by the teacher


18.

Crying

Topic: Creepy Things You Did As A Kid

Posted: 06/30/09 07:15 PM

Forum: General

At 10/7/08 11:23 PM, lalalainyourface wrote: I cried a shitload.

It was terrible

same here :(


19.

Mad as Hell

Topic: I got the shit kicked out of me.

Posted: 06/30/09 05:55 PM

Forum: General

this has happened to me loads of times
get a gang of 50 people and jump em or get say 10 people and jump one of them individually lol jk


20.

None

Topic: The Ng Muslim Association

Posted: 06/30/09 05:35 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 6/30/09 03:53 PM, Patton3 wrote:
At 6/29/09 04:23 PM, sammontague wrote: i heard something about muslims killing sheep on there wedding night is this true and if so why do u do so?message me please
... Lamb is popular in Arabic countries... I suppose it could be for the banquet afterwards? Can't beat good lamb stew on a cold night.

thanks for replying


21.

Mad as Hell

Topic: The Wade Fanclub

Posted: 06/30/09 05:28 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

shit 1 hour 32 mins to post a pic of me and a torch and i dont have a torch well im not posting a pic


22.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Metal Hell

Posted: 06/30/09 03:07 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

metallica are fucking epic


23.

Winking

Topic: Why does everyone hate the Chinese?

Posted: 06/30/09 02:56 PM

Forum: General

i dont hate the chinese btw before someone reports


24.

Happy

Topic: Why does everyone hate the Chinese?

Posted: 06/30/09 02:54 PM

Forum: General

not avryone hates the chinese...just 99% of us


25.

Angry

Topic: Scrawny Kid Wants Tofight Me

Posted: 06/30/09 02:45 PM

Forum: General

it looks like a woman
before u fight listen to metal say metallica st anger always helps me in a fight gets me pumped but i dont stop thats the only problem so if he ends up in hospital dont blame me


26.

Mad as Hell

Topic: I think I was just poisoned

Posted: 06/30/09 02:40 PM

Forum: General

At 6/30/09 02:14 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: You find a DVD entitled "Fuck You". You find out you have been injected with a Beijing Cocktail that stops your adrenaline and eventually kills you. You run around like a retard all day until you fall off of an airplane.

u just got owned...BITCH


27.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Metal Hell

Posted: 06/29/09 04:31 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews


.... But how come emo scene kids love Iron Maiden?

iron maiden rules :3


28.

Elated

Topic: Newgrounds 'Life Support'

Posted: 06/29/09 04:29 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

me join nows


29.

Blushing

Topic: The Wade Fanclub

Posted: 06/29/09 04:26 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

sign me up for gang ...i guess


30.

Questioning

Topic: The Ng Muslim Association

Posted: 06/29/09 04:23 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

i heard something about muslims killing sheep on there wedding night is this true and if so why do u do so?message me please


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