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At 9/27/09 04:30 PM, Kart-Man wrote:

At 9/27/09 04:14 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: "In the US state of Nebraska, State Senator Ernie Chambers filed a suit against God

Ernie Chambers practically looks like God anyway.

When you see it...

"In the US state of Nebraska, State Senator Ernie Chambers filed a suit against God.

...I SHAT BRIX. XD

At 9/24/09 03:54 PM, michelinman wrote: Yo dawgs, its my honor to introduce ya'll to the next big thing since tupac.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Never in a million years.

At 9/24/09 07:23 PM, Ketchemonia wrote: These questions as you can tell are directed at the makers of ng.
Especially Tom Fulp.

Tom has his own email address. Use it. HE WILL RESPOND, TRUST ME.

Besides, since when does he ever use the forums for anything other than news? You really think he'll read this post and finally get started on making the writer community happy?

At 9/24/09 05:24 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
"They took our jobs! We'd never want to do them anyway, but still..."

This.

At 9/24/09 06:41 PM, Mulchings wrote:
Obviously after seeing this today I suspect the tramp next door, so I ask you today NG, what should I do to fuck with him?

DUH!

Take his needles!

That'll fuck him stupid!

Somewhere between 1,000 and 1,999. I don't know for sure.

At 9/23/09 07:15 PM, Magyar wrote: Hitler is and always was a good man. The fact that he was trying to create a better world still makes him a good person.

...hm... Nope. Still think he got what he deserved: A swift kick in his ball.

(I'd like to hear the tragic tale of what happened to the other one, so I can laugh at THAT too.)

At 9/23/09 07:07 PM, Diddy wrote:

At 9/23/09 06:57 PM, hhhh wrote: These pictures are all pretty..... bad.

lol hitler mad cause he can't draw to goodz

STFU n00b. Get off the internet

fix'd.

At 9/23/09 06:49 PM, hendrix4ever193 wrote: you are all the sickest little fucks I have ever heard of!!! (Hitler was a bigger fuck though)

Hope that doesn't include Anti-Hitler folks (like me).

At 9/23/09 06:09 PM, KingExodus wrote:
Proof and picture.

Honestly I lol'd.

>_<

My first kiss was three nights ago, when my best-friend-now-girlfriend, Rei, got fucking smashed. I was holding off so that I could drive her home when we were done at the bar.

And that didn't happen either, apparently.

I'M STILL AT THE FUCKING BAR.

I'd put it just above the headlight, so any asshole that won't get out of the way will see just how pissed off your bike is.

Mind repeating that in English, Little Timmy? I can't read noob speak.

Guiness? Meh. I guess it's okay. I dunno, ever since I mixed Bud Light with Vodka and added Kool-Aid(I was smashed off my ass, okay?), my tastes have been kind of odd concerning alcohol. I like Guiness, but I don't LOVE it.

Matter of taste, really. Of course, if you're in it for the alcohol level, maybe there'd be a point of argument to talk about.

I dunno. I'm just rambling.

At 9/23/09 01:56 PM, 066pop wrote:
Not trying to be odd, but I don't use facebook... Am I missing out on a lot?

If it's anything like Myspace and Newgrounds having a retarded baby, probably not.

At 9/23/09 05:59 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: Now here is my main point for writing this. My friends say that I am a pussy because i only had like 7 or 8 shots and i was throwing up and was on the ground muttering incoherent jibberish. They told me that even if they got as drunk as me and did not remember what they did, they would of had more control over the situation than I did. What...the...Fuck, does anyone find this arguement complete bullshit?

Let that be a lesson to you, kid: Never go drinking with douches. Me included, not only can I not handle my alcohol, but I act like a total dumbass when I'm drunk.

That should be a clue to take my keys away from me when I'm drunk, smash up my bike, beat me into a coma with my motorcycle helmet, and don't let me wake up until I've sobered up first.

At least, that's what I do to my friends when they're drunk...

(Off topic, I knew this guy who passed a Sobriety test when drunk and failed it when sober. FIGURE THAT OUT.)

At 9/22/09 07:08 PM, Kerma wrote: Discuss.

Poorly drawn, frat boy humor, and too much overused joke content?

No. This is probably the WORST webcomic I've read.

At 9/22/09 06:35 PM, TightRope wrote:
The fact that I know scores of people who have dropped everything they're doing to go to culinary school who have not had a real job since the day they left tells me enough about it, it's your opinion against mine, stop being so cocky dumbass.

Oh, please. What are you gonna' do to make me?

At 9/22/09 06:34 PM, BlassD wrote: Anyone play guild wars?I don't care about the 2nd one coming out,but what about the first one?

No. Guild Wars sucks.

At 9/22/09 06:33 PM, TightRope wrote:

At 9/22/09 06:32 PM, SalemWaribara wrote:

At 9/22/09 06:30 PM, TightRope wrote: but restaurants don't use chefs anymore, that is why freeze dried shit was invented.

Never heard of fine dining, I see...

Like a culinary student could get a real chef job from Cordon Bleu, its a crappy culinary school.

And what you think of a school matters as much to me as what I said to you about half a minute ago.

At 9/22/09 06:30 PM, Blue-Toaster wrote: I think he would be great as Andrew Ryan.

(I Photoshopped the moustache and tv)

Bioshock movie?

Yawn.

At 9/22/09 06:30 PM, TightRope wrote: but restaurants don't use chefs anymore, that is why freeze dried shit was invented.

Never heard of fine dining, I see...

At 9/22/09 06:24 PM, Chymeraxe wrote:

At 9/22/09 06:23 PM, SalemWaribara wrote:

At 9/22/09 06:22 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: Doing the opposite of what we're told is rebellious and cool.

If that were true, I'd probably be one of the most badass guys in the world.

You were told to punctuate and use grammar properly in school.

You fail. Come back with all the normal kids.

Nah thanks. If being normal means looking like a retard, then I'm not interested.

At 9/22/09 06:22 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: Doing the opposite of what we're told is rebellious and cool.

If that were true, I'd probably be one of the most badass guys in the world.

Generally not amused.

At 9/20/09 04:06 PM, 111122223138 wrote: get your balls cut off

or for girls....um...breast ripped off....

or have both eyes dug out with a spoon?

for me...thisis too hard to choose ):

The first one.

At 9/20/09 04:02 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote:

At 9/20/09 03:57 PM, SalemWaribara wrote:

At 9/20/09 03:55 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote: People smoke because it calms them down, gets them buzzed. Its like you're saying the whole point of drinking beer is to drink a liquid that tastes like piss, no you drink to get drunk, and being drunk is pretty awesome. You're a close-minded, biased, judgmental, dumbass.

And you're not?

No, I really don't think I am. If you do show me 3 good reasons.

Filler

What reasons? If you think drinking is awesome, that's reason enough for me to believe society's fucked and somebody should just launch the damn nukes now.

At 9/20/09 03:55 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote: People smoke because it calms them down, gets them buzzed. Its like you're saying the whole point of drinking beer is to drink a liquid that tastes like piss, no you drink to get drunk, and being drunk is pretty awesome. You're a close-minded, biased, judgmental, dumbass.

And you're not?