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Response to: Sexiest People on NG Posted March 2nd, 2013 in General

At 3/2/13 05:49 PM, selena wrote:
At 3/2/13 05:34 PM, Saen wrote: Showty you da baddest bitch in here.
Ty sir. Get me Shauna's pictures and i'll play 07 with you

So easy

Response to: Sexiest People on NG Posted March 2nd, 2013 in General

At 3/1/13 03:27 PM, selena wrote: @Shauna

mm

Showty you da baddest bitch in here.

Response to: Proper Penis Measuring? Posted March 2nd, 2013 in General

At 3/2/13 01:31 AM, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote: Also, you can measure it in box size, it should hold up with no effort

Swag in a box

Response to: Samsung or iPhone? Posted March 2nd, 2013 in General

Who even knows what the name of the new model Samsung, Android, or Windows phone is, they're all rubbish knock offs!

E.G.

You've just bought a new Samsung galaxy s 3.0 turbo, you tell a friend. He's like uh cool, and you go on explaining to him what it is.

Everyone knows what an iphone is and how great of a product it is.

On another note, who here knows a person who has owned an Android, Samsung, or Windows phone for two years and it still works fine and he/she loves it? No one, those phones aren't built to last two years or more.

Response to: Proper Penis Measuring? Posted March 2nd, 2013 in General

Measure it in centimeters, that'll confuse the ladies ;)

Response to: Why are people such cunts? Posted March 2nd, 2013 in General

Sounds like you should've gotten a bigger dog

Response to: Sexiest People on NG Posted March 1st, 2013 in General

Well the other Shaun is alright.

Response to: What do you think about spanking? Posted March 1st, 2013 in General

Aww you meant spanking kids... this thread just lost its sexy

Response to: How many douchebags do you know? Posted February 28th, 2013 in General

None that I can remember. The douchebags I knew were way back in highschool. I'm sure if exercise science or business was my major then I'd know plenty.

Response to: talking about yourself Posted February 28th, 2013 in General

If you can't enjoy talking about yourself, you must not be an interesting person. Get a hobby.

Response to: Do you plan to get married one day? Posted February 28th, 2013 in General

Absolutely, not until my late twenties or early thirties though.

Response to: why is bing "competing" with Google Posted February 28th, 2013 in General

Microsoft has always copied and tried to "improve" on things other companies pioneered, not really much of a surprise they've been gunning after google.

Personally I hope Google and Apple dp the shit out of Microsoft.

Response to: Women and their tricks Posted February 28th, 2013 in General

I thought this said "women and their trucks", I was mildy interested until I saw two paragraphs of bitching..

Response to: Favorite part of your body Posted February 28th, 2013 in General

Abbs of course, my back problems would be 10x worse without them.

Response to: What do you enjoy on your sundae? Posted February 25th, 2013 in General

At 2/25/13 01:25 AM, Phobotech wrote: Looks like Dick Neck is gonna be okay.

This is the coolest comic I've ever read..

Response to: Rate my gf Posted February 23rd, 2013 in General

Butterface, 6/10 but still nice

Response to: Ignorant people make me mad Posted February 22nd, 2013 in General

At 2/22/13 09:36 PM, Ceratisa wrote:
I thought Xenomit was a homosexual male..
Shouldn't you strip for him sometime to cheer him up?

Not Xeno.. Anyways I was stripping for a $50 first place price. Didn't win, but I went with my now girlfriend's apartment and her lady friend for a threesome. Made a gay club thread a while back on my experience.

Response to: Ignorant people make me mad Posted February 22nd, 2013 in General

At 2/22/13 08:45 PM, 372 wrote:
wu..uh..well..I think its funny..

You need to give her a break, she's a heavy flow girl, it's a rough life.

Response to: Point out all things stupid (pic) Posted February 22nd, 2013 in General

Obamaaaaaa!!! I love yelling that

Response to: Do girls fall out of the ''badboy'' Posted February 22nd, 2013 in General

If a girl's looking for a pussy she'd get some pussy, not a whiny little boy.

Response to: as I continue the path Posted February 22nd, 2013 in General

At 2/22/13 07:49 PM, FoxTrot101 wrote:

lol ah nonono! I'm only 20 and I still feel old agh.

So what does letting men put dollar bills in my underwear as I strip on stage in a gay club make me? *gasp*
gay

But I only placed 2nd in the stripping contest!

Response to: as I continue the path Posted February 22nd, 2013 in General

At 2/22/13 07:41 PM, FoxTrot101 wrote:
At 2/22/13 07:37 PM, Ceratisa wrote:
I'm flattered that you think I'm muscular enough to have ever taken steroids AND that my hair is just too perfect for me to possibly be straight. But I don't get the 30 year old part, shit do I look 30?
I assumed you were 31
really?? I was thinkin 45

lol ah nonono! I'm only 20 and I still feel old agh.

So what does letting men put dollar bills in my underwear as I strip on stage in a gay club make me? *gasp*

Response to: as I continue the path Posted February 22nd, 2013 in General

At 2/22/13 07:33 PM, AmericanZero wrote:
At 2/22/13 07:31 PM, Saen wrote: Whoa... emos are still alive?
yes sir, emotions are part of human nature but you're a robotic steroid pumped closet homosexual. It's ok, you'll grow comfortable in your own skin one day, you 30 year old little boy.

I'm flattered that you think I'm muscular enough to have ever taken steroids AND that my hair is just too perfect for me to possibly be straight. But I don't get the 30 year old part, shit do I look 30?

Response to: as I continue the path Posted February 22nd, 2013 in General

Whoa... emos are still alive?

Response to: Hypocrites Posted February 22nd, 2013 in General

At 2/22/13 07:24 PM, FoxTrot101 wrote:
yeah because they're all bashing me and I can only post 4 times in half an hour and I have to waist them on defending myself.

I'd mount that waist if you weren't so cheezed out.

Response to: Hypocrites Posted February 22nd, 2013 in General

At 2/22/13 06:47 PM, FoxTrot101 wrote:

:and for two I am clearly targeting specific hahahaha

What the fuck.

Response to: Public Idiots Posted February 22nd, 2013 in General

Put your shit in paragraphs

Response to: Ignorant people make me mad Posted February 22nd, 2013 in General

At 2/22/13 06:43 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/22/13 06:37 PM, Saen wrote: My nose is real stuffy.
K. I'm just really nosey about stuff.

And I'm riding on a huffy and my girl vacuum cleaner ask if she can suck me burr burr!!

Response to: Hypocrites Posted February 22nd, 2013 in General

You must be high. Cum back when you can think collectively.

Response to: Ignorant people make me mad Posted February 22nd, 2013 in General

At 2/22/13 06:35 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/22/13 06:34 PM, Saen wrote: Burr burr cain bree through mah nose
Say what?

My nose is real stuffy.