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Response to: NG without mods, good or bad Posted March 26th, 2013 in General

At 3/26/13 10:19 AM, Cootie wrote:
At 3/8/13 09:23 AM, Saen wrote: Politics would degrade into rednecks bitching about black people.
So, politics would remain the same?

Well except they'd spam the n-word, but pretty much yeah.

Response to: I've lost my libido Posted March 26th, 2013 in General

Shit out a floater then squat over the toilet and poke the turd with your cock.

Response to: Cigarettes Posted March 26th, 2013 in General

This may come as a huge surprise to you all, but I don't suck off or spend money on fags. It's just my preference. I don't crave having something continuously shoved in my mouth and sucking it all day long. And I certainly don't suck off a dozen fags a day!

Response to: Anti-Hipsters needs to stop Posted March 26th, 2013 in General

What a pointless thing to argue about.

Response to: Would you... Posted March 26th, 2013 in General

Shake my hips back and forth, slapping my dick against my thighs. I don't have sex with people who are in a committed relationship period.

Response to: When you "come out of the closet" Posted March 24th, 2013 in General

If it's a walk in closet you could come out anytime you'd like

Response to: Guns are like sex Posted March 22nd, 2013 in General

So lets legalize grenade launchers, public carry of machine guns, and murder come on guys Amuuurica!!

Response to: Sassiest person on Newgrounds? Posted March 21st, 2013 in General

At 3/21/13 06:35 PM, Gagsy wrote: I don't think any of you know what sass actually is.

Sassiest girl right here

Response to: Grandma shot & killed her grandson Posted March 21st, 2013 in General

He's not an unborn baby so who cares about his life?

Response to: The Secret Millionaires Club Posted March 21st, 2013 in General

Stick to your pony shows

Response to: I know you guys hate me but... Posted March 21st, 2013 in General

It's "role" and you represent the retarded community on the BBS. We have plenty of right-wing nutjobs in politics.

I'm the only liberal in politics who won't just completely give up his stance on a debate just to woo his opponent. I.E. the only liberal who isn't a damn pussy.

Response to: Why do you do drugs? Posted March 21st, 2013 in General

Why do you think a fetus is a baby? Are you high?

Response to: How do I convince my mom... Posted March 20th, 2013 in General

Tell her the terrorists win if you don't drive me.

Response to: Caught with your pants down Posted March 20th, 2013 in General

Oh Jesus lets see.. When I was 10 or so my family and good family friends of ours were staying at a beach front hotel. I finished my shower, put on my robe, walked in front of the t.v. in the living area (where everyone was gathered) flashed them and ran around the house.

My parents unfortunately don't knock so they've seen me several times naked, my trucks fell off while skimboarding too many times to remember, and every time I change into my trunks at my college's locker room.

Too many times to count man.

Response to: I bet you can't Posted March 20th, 2013 in General

You're right I can't. Doesn't anime mean "piss foul cry cry" in Japanese anyways?

Response to: Man i love abs Posted March 20th, 2013 in General

Sick as hell, but I still love my abbs.

Man i love abs

Response to: What do you do Posted March 20th, 2013 in General

Play outside and get a hobby.

Response to: Surrogate mother refuses abortion Posted March 14th, 2013 in Politics

What a shitstorm. Normally if she wasn't being paid and under contract I'd say it was her choice not to abort. However that wasn't the case, she has an obligation. Why the hell the couple would ever agree to use a pro-life surrogate mother in the first place is beyond me.

I say infertile couples need to be adopting kids instead of spending all this money and time on trying to conceive.

Response to: Is this wrong? Posted March 14th, 2013 in General

Means that you're not comfortable and confident in fucking women that are your own age.

Response to: Are tablets a trend? Posted March 14th, 2013 in General

At 3/14/13 11:55 AM, BumFodder wrote:
At 3/14/13 11:16 AM, Saen wrote: Good point. Nah the knockoffs of the ipad are hipster trinkets, Apple will keep innovating and absolutely dominating the market.

A lot of people, especially older people prefer the tablet platform, it's much easier to understand than a normal computer.
You cant put 'Apple' and 'innovation' in the same sentence

Lol come back to me in two years at let me know how your windows/android is fairing.

Response to: Are tablets a trend? Posted March 14th, 2013 in General

At 3/13/13 10:15 PM, Yert wrote:

:Then again, only SINCE Apple released the iPad.

Good point. Nah the knockoffs of the ipad are hipster trinkets, Apple will keep innovating and absolutely dominating the market.

A lot of people, especially older people prefer the tablet platform, it's much easier to understand than a normal computer.

Response to: How do you like your coffee? Posted March 14th, 2013 in General

With a cup a cream stirred by a black cock.

Response to: When older men like younger women Posted March 14th, 2013 in General

Younger girls that fall for much older men must have daddy issues to fill.

Response to: Why do people hate country music Posted March 13th, 2013 in General

I don't like it because my wife left me for my dog and my pickup truck blew a sparkplug.

Response to: The Great Debate: Cut/uncut? Posted March 13th, 2013 in General

At 3/13/13 12:51 AM, Squidbit wrote: Also, what do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

Ahaha holy shit

Response to: Newgrounds in 50 years Posted March 12th, 2013 in General

Stamper will probably OD before then

Response to: The Great Debate: Cut/uncut? Posted March 12th, 2013 in General

At 3/12/13 10:15 PM, CiviLies wrote: Cut. It makes your dick look bigger.
Source: SouthPark.

You baldies are gonna need every inch

Response to: The Great Debate: Cut/uncut? Posted March 12th, 2013 in General

At 3/12/13 10:03 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: Cleaner, Last longer, lower risk of STDS,

get cut.

I'd believe that there's a correlation between erectile dysfunction and lower std rates.

Response to: Weirdest place you've slept? Posted March 12th, 2013 in General

On an island in a salt marsh with nothing but a sock over my cock and balls. Slept and sock tanned for a good four hours.

Response to: News post with a view count Posted March 12th, 2013 in General

There is a view count already.