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At 1/21/11 10:09 PM, Makakaov wrote: ...condoms in your wallet?

do you pay in condoms?

I'm going to tell you a story about condoms.

TRUE story too.

"Okay so my friend's aunt went to a restaurant one day. Her waiter was extra annoying and just kept telling her about all of his problems. When she gets ready to leave she pulls out a condom and hands it to the waiter and says " Don't reproduce "

LOL.

At 1/21/11 11:05 PM, sadisticsexuallity wrote:

At 1/21/11 08:16 PM, JaY11 wrote: The anime movie 'Paprika' is probably one of the strangest things I've ever seen, and it would not surprise me if the writers were indeed taking psychedelic drugs.

Ooh, I plan to watch that soon.
Kei Toume is known to make pretty strange things like Paranoia Agent
.. So I guess that's my bit to throw in.

LOL!!! I completely forgot about Bo-bobbobobobobobo Whatever. God..
That show was so fucked up `-`.
Haiyornu Nyaruani shorts are SO fucked up, but they're hilarious at the same time..

At 1/21/11 08:16 PM, JaY11 wrote: The anime movie 'Paprika' is probably one of the strangest things I've ever seen, and it would not surprise me if the writers were indeed taking psychedelic drugs.

Ooh, I plan to watch that soon.
Kei Toume is known to make pretty strange things like Paranoia Agent
.. So I guess that's my bit to throw in.

At 1/21/11 10:19 PM, AngelofPeace wrote: Hey, I've got nothing to worry about; I know there's an incredible fear among male humans of being considered "small." So I ask you, people who know, what size is a "normal" dick?

Normal for most people is 6-8inches.
For mee.. lol
its like
1-4, fuck you don't bother.
5-6 you might be able to give me some pleasure.
7-9 Fuck yes, that's my perfect range.
10-11, you're a little too big there.
12 + 1)You took enhancement, 2)If not 1, Lucky you.. I guess. 3) You ain't getting any with me.

Depends on the girl honestly.

At 1/21/11 06:28 PM, squirrelking69 wrote: What would you name it?

~ ThunderCunt

What would be the laws?

~ There'd be a lot of them ;)

What would you call the people who lived there?

~ AiShinu's.

What would your flag look like?

~Vagina Monster.

Where would it be? (Europe, Asia, middle of the ocean, etc.)

~ Asia.

I wanted my own thread for my 800th post.

~ Congrats. :P

At 1/21/11 07:34 PM, BrazilianNinja wrote: I tried.

That face is cute. Like, I want to stab it 'cause it's so cute.

It's very annoying and I'm fed up of this happening.

Why do you buy button fly jeans?

Seriously, fucking stop it.

~~ Umad? <3

I wasn't fond of it. It looked like a horrible version of Degrassi.
The only reason I watched 10 minutes of it was to see Stanley 'cause he looks like my ex -_-

I don't listen to Asian girl bands; I don't find any that are good ._.
Recommend.

I like my Asian male singers better ;D

My nickname is squirrel o.o

AKA
Vagina's with teeth!
AKA
VAGINA MONSTERS (my reference)
There's a movie about it, called Teeth

I'm afraid of my vagina now Dx
If a girl had a vagina with teeth, would you tap that? And by tap that, I mean straight up, fuck that pussy.
xD

I don't like Facebook either ._.

Stick with your girlfriend. Trust me.. 6 months or so? That's going on a year buddy lol.
:) The other girl should just be your friend and nothing else, unless a major problem starts with your girlfriend and you break up deciding both of you are better off that way. Saves a lot of problems you don't want or need to hear about. :)

At 1/20/11 11:39 PM, darkspartan000 wrote: Two ways out of this.
One, I go back into the bad relationship with Ms. Bitch, breaking up with Scene girl and diving back into rough waters.
Two, I tell her that I can't get back with her, and stay with Scene girl, maybe causing Ms. Bitch to kill herself..
Three, suicide, because I know you all will pick this.

So, what, newgrounds, should I do?

TL;DR - I've got a choice between A bitchy, suicidal, clingy, easy girl, or a cute, funny, scene girl with a good personality, or suicide.

INB4 lols.

(Had to remove most of your post. xD)
Go for the second, but be straight up with the suicidal one 'cause she be clinggging. And at least just keep talking to her until she moves on to a new guy , which shouldn't be long 'cause she's "easy"

Uhm, skinnies. :].
Or baggy pants, OMfg.
Pajama pants ;))

That made me laugh. ._.