6,867 Forum Posts by "SadisticMonkey"
There's probably a million topics like this already but meh. I'm intact and happy of it.
I can remember one time when I was 4. I was was round at my grandma's place. I was in my bathers playing with the hose. At the back of the yard my grandma had a cockatiel in a cage. I was severely hyped up on red cordial and fairy bread and was spraying everything with the hose. You can guess what happened next.
I went up the bird with my hose, and, at point blank range with high pressure, I sprayed, actully more like blasted the bird to death. Throughout the whole thing I was laughing (Ah!?). My Grandma saw what I was doing and came out and yelled at me. I cried for the rest of the day.
Disturbing, I agree.
The thing with light sabers I don't get is how do they stop. I mean, how dosent the blade just shoot out of it and keep going forever?
At 9/20/06 01:21 AM, amplefied wrote:At 9/19/06 09:16 PM, sadistic-monkey wrote: Hey, I'd like to request a sig. I'd like something dark, with mainly Blacks, whites and greys, with my name worked in somewhere. I'm not to fussy about what it looks like, make it however you would like. Cheers.Experimenting..
Sorry, forgot to say thanks. Thanks.
I rented Spiderman 2 for gamecube once. Pretty good game, except whenever I got pretty far it would just reset and I'd lose everything. Store's fault obviously.
That Mary Kate and Ashley game. Don't ask me why I was playing it.
At 9/19/06 09:28 PM, BigBlueWhale wrote:
I of course told her she's gross, but still.
Yes, we wouldn't want any girls thinking we're cute now, would we.
she was drunk
At 9/20/06 05:01 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote:
Same thing was with Germany 2006. We got in, and from nowhere people loved football? After we lost... its back to rugby.
Well good riddance.
At 9/20/06 01:04 AM, database9 wrote: Okay no one has said it, so your mom, with that joke out of the way
I was waiting for that.
Wow, when sheep rooters get angry...
This topic already exists Here Here and Here, to name a few.
At 9/20/06 01:21 AM, amplefied wrote: Experimenting..
Nice, very nice.
I have this mate who's half Italian. We keep asking him if he's in the mafia and he always says no, and even sometimes gets angry at us. So, one day I went on Wikipedia and searched his Surname and wham! It turns out his family was one of the first 'mafias' in America.
Hey guys. I been lifting weights for about two months. My gains have been alright so far, but I wanted a bit more, so I started drinking Protein shakes. Damn those thinks really do taste awful, even with the excessively sweet Chocolate flavouring. I couldn't even really drink it, so I had to hold my nose and skull it, which, is not what you are probably supposed to do and it makes you feel sick in the stomach, but I managed to keep it down. Boy this is going to be fun.
Has anyone here used them before? Have they worked for you? I sure hope they work if it's gonna be like this everytime I use them.
OMG I laughed so hard when I first saw this topic.
Hey, I'd like to request a sig. I'd like something dark, with mainly Blacks, whites and greys, with my name worked in somewhere. I'm not to fussy about what it looks like, make it however you would like. Cheers.
At 9/11/06 02:43 PM, IndianaJamie wrote: I’ve been thinking. Is the modern car any good?
I mean you buy a super car and the chances of you going above 100mph are slimmer than the body work.
You have obviously have never been to Australia.
I imagine Hell as an endless game of Doom 2 on 'Nightmare' setting, and you only the the pistol.
I can't help but to love Seinfeld.
More recently, I began watching a show called 'The chaser's war on everything' (It's in Australia). It about these bunch of guys who make fun of everything (Hence the title), mainly Celebs and Politicians, and especially Current Affairs shows. probably my favourite show.
I can't smell it. I went to my friends house and I said that his house smells wierd and he said he couldn't smell an ything. My house probably smells wierd.
I think it's fair to say that it's not the alcohol itself that helps, rather the socializing, though the alcohol can help relive some stress which helps.
There is a crazy gunman running around the mall shooting people, but don't let that stop you going there, otherwise the terrorists have already won.
Is it me, or do threats against catholics for the pope saying that Islam is violent only prove his point?
Cool, no STD's for me :D
Yes, having anal with another man can give you STD's.
Health benifits of donating blood:
-The removal of a small amount of blood every so often forces your body to replace that blood with new blood, which can transport oxygen more efficiently.
- It is also thought that if you donate blood every so often that your body will be more used to losing blood, meaning if you do happen to lose blood in an accident (or incident), it won't be as big of a shock to your body. Nice to know when you are lying at the bottom of a car wreck.
I say we do the rolf harris version. You know, the one with the wobble board.
Brock, you fag. You better watch youself. One day Mr.Collins will capture you and tortureyou . I pray he does.
What's with those General stores? I can never find anything specific.
