6,867 Forum Posts by "SadisticMonkey"
At 3/15/08 07:55 AM, Brick-top wrote: Hahahaha VenomfangX got his account suspended on youtube.
LMAO ROFL PMAOLOL how come?
At 3/15/08 08:13 PM, Grammer wrote: No one chooses to be gay.
You do choose to have gay sex.
And straight people choose to have straight sex?
At 3/15/08 05:16 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
Totally. And why even post if you're Atheist?
To be fair, at least a third of posts made in 'the atheist army' are made by Christians.
That's not to say his post wasn't incredibly ignorant.
At 3/15/08 02:54 AM, Justin wrote: Shit was so cash.
Thank you.
Yeah so last night I hopped in one of my amazingly pimp rides which is a Ferrari or something I don't know because I own so many goddamn cars LOL and said goodnight to my supermodel wife just after she gave me 12 blowjobs for 2 hours while I drank Chivas and watched porn and then I drove to a club where I picked up three chicks and drove them over to meet my girlfriend on the side who is also a supermodel and we all had amazingly erotic sex for 12 hours and I tapped one of the chick's asses who was a supermodel and then busted on her back so hard that she had to go to the hospital because I bruised her spine. Then I took some drugs and drove another car it's like a Mitsubishi Eclipse special edition TYPE R or something beats me who cares when you own like 20 cars and three mansions LOL and then I went to a stockholders meeting for Microsoft and Dupont and ExxonMobil and made lots of important decisions and then I took a limo with three hookers in it that the government paid for and they gave me blowjobs while I fingered their pussies and snorted coke off of their tits. And then I brought them home where my supermodel wife had sex with all of the hookers and I videotaped it and then we all did some online shopping and I bought a few more cars and a hot tub and we adopted some kids from the Tsunami because it is important to spread the love and be socially aware of things going on in the world, okay don't you think so?
At 8/15/07 06:29 PM, Xtesh wrote: And Jesus loves you.
Cept he automatically sends us to hell no matter what ;_;
At 3/14/08 10:47 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: That was the reason why, he's pissed.
God damn.
How many messages did you send?
That was god awful.
It can't possibly be a choice. The average straight male finds the idea of having sex with another male so repulsive that homosexuality has to be caused by something as major as genes.
They'll hide and watch you wonder around aimlessly by yourself, looking for them all.
Okay. Perhaps one (read: YOU) shouldn't post their ENTIRE life story here.
At 3/14/08 05:51 AM, satanbrain wrote:At 3/14/08 05:49 AM, Tinkco86 wrote: x=effect?you solve it!
Hey what the fuck.
Look at the third response.
At 3/14/08 05:56 AM, dogstile wrote: now everyone on thats bitchy, its newgrounds kids, get over it
Weren't most people basically over it anyway?
I mean, this thread seems a little late.
At 3/13/08 01:27 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: This actually looks like it might be legit.
Yeah it is.
At 3/13/08 10:18 AM, kidray76 wrote: I'll just sum this up. Homosexuality is a choose. Not born into it. Your born neutral. Your influenced by other factors: enviroment/family/friends/industry/tv/ex perimentation.
Wow. Since when were mods so unintelligent.
At 3/12/08 08:12 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Did you guys see Jesus camp. Those people are CRAZY.
A shitty, half assed game of dodgeball while the teacher tells off the fat chicks for not participating.
Are the teachers screened?
Yes! We require every new member to click on an "I accept these terms" button that verifies their claim of being a teacher. This protects you from being raped by someone who is not actually a teacher.
At 3/12/08 08:59 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: Nice copy pasta.
That's what the Italics were in aid of.
Sorry, you did change 3 words.
I did?
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At 3/12/08 08:28 PM, mayeram wrote: This is why I am an agonistic. I recognize that the idea of a god cannot be disproven, and therefore remains just as valid as any other belief that has no evidence backing it up.
The idea that two giant green glowing lobsters named George and Hillary created the entire universe in a single day can't be disproven.
Therefore it's as valid as any other belief.
At 3/12/08 08:24 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: iunno
Thank you for your incredibly enlightening post.
