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At 6/6/10 06:18 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Did you wake up with your crotch all sticky?

Just a wee bit. Clean up was a breeze.

Use table to break mirror. Use broken mirror shards to slit wrists.

You're out.

So, I had some wierd ass dream.

I dreamnt that I was in Crackdown's city. I saw Amy from Futurama. I was like "sup". Then we wen't to her house. But she turned into a chubby black kid and her siblings were straight gansters. They're like, "look at the skinny little white boy". So I'm sitting their like "how the hell did I get here". So then I suddenly dressed in a tux waiting to get married to the chubby black kid (who is in a white wedding dress). The pastor who is about to wed us is an ant man. Then we get married and the black kid turns into a praying mantis and eats my head. Then I wake up.

Long Story Short: I dream I marry a fat black kid who eats my head.

Whould anybody care to explain what the fuck is up with my head?

Nails?

At 6/6/10 12:50 PM, FunnyDudeInSchool wrote: a huge ass

This

You see

At 6/6/10 01:50 PM, Jolly wrote:

At 6/6/10 01:36 PM, SadisticAI wrote: My ban history would go like this.

Banning Mod: Eyelovepoozy 1000x.
Ban Reason: Flaming or some other bullshit
How Long: 3 Days each. (every fucking time)

Oh boo hoo it use to be 30 days every ban.

I know.

Shit ain't fun.

At 6/6/10 01:38 PM, Ultor wrote:

At 6/6/10 01:36 PM, SadisticAI wrote: My ban history would go like this.

Banning Mod: Eyelovepoozy 1000x.
Ban Reason: Flaming or some other bullshit
How Long: 3 Days each. (every fucking time)

Better than several 30 days in a row for the same thing each and every time.

Still im sure theres people who mix it up once and a while.

I got a 60 day on my original account like, 3 years ago.

I called a mod a faggot. He didn't enjoy it.

My ban history would go like this.

Banning Mod: Eyelovepoozy 1000x.
Ban Reason: Flaming or some other bullshit
How Long: 3 Days each. (every fucking time)

At 6/6/10 12:12 PM, DEcoco wrote: #3 The Road: finally something good. I can't really tell you about the plot but I can tell you that's it's fantastic there are barely any special effects at all and when you see them they are so good it's almost real. Like the destroyed city. Viggo is very convincing and you really believe they are father and son
9/10

A movie about running away from cannibals?

It sucked and was kinda depressing.

At 6/6/10 11:56 AM, thenewbies wrote:

At 6/6/10 11:52 AM, Boss wrote:

At 6/6/10 11:48 AM, thenewbies wrote: But even though it will win the game for me, I will tribute it for blacktastic exodia.

uhhh, relinquished?

fuck

Raigeki, break that motherfucker!

fuck yes

I winrar.

At 6/5/10 09:31 PM, nickiboy333 wrote:

At 6/5/10 09:30 PM, SadisticAI wrote:

At 6/5/10 09:25 PM, nickiboy333 wrote: I'm so good.

I hate every single song in that, but I love it as a whole.

The guy is a genius and does them every year as far as I know.

Tiem to subscribe.

At 6/5/10 10:11 PM, akash2021 wrote:

At 6/5/10 10:08 PM, SadisticAI wrote: amirite?

dude...im not tryna look ballsd << lol
put more than two penises please

But it's satan horns.

amirite?

Never seen that ad.

So no.

Fapping with just my index and thumb is quit fun. Takes forever, but still fun.

A boxing glove up the ass?

inb4 rule 34

http://www.buyskateshoes.com/catalog/det ail/4VFw3

They are $80, but worth it.

At 6/5/10 09:25 PM, nickiboy333 wrote: I'm so good.

I hate every single song in that, but I love it as a whole.

You can hide in my pants.

At 6/5/10 06:06 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Dying sucks, there's no best way to die.

How do you know?

You've obviously never died.

At 6/5/10 06:58 PM, Kid wrote:

At 6/5/10 06:46 PM, Dubbi wrote:

At 6/5/10 06:32 PM, Kid wrote:

At 6/5/10 06:29 PM, Invisable-Ranger wrote:

It proves everything you need to know.

Oh, you're such a kidder.

Am I? Am I really?

A NEW CHALLENGER

At 6/5/10 06:59 PM, Entrax wrote:

At 6/5/10 05:36 PM, 17496352 wrote: Who died in the oil spill because of BP?

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

Am I the only one who realized that the sentence matches with the song?

OH LAWDY YOU SO RITE!

no shit

Would you like some copy with your pasta?

Oh. I get. It's his penis!

Pretty sneeky

At 6/5/10 04:53 PM, Strength wrote:

At 6/5/10 04:37 PM, SadisticAI wrote:

At 6/5/10 04:32 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Pink Floyd. Pink Floyd all the way.

Dude...

I love you.

You've really never listened to Pink Floyd stoned before?

Come on man. Come on.

Nah, I have, just forgot about them.

At 6/5/10 04:32 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Pink Floyd. Pink Floyd all the way.

Dude...

I love you.

I am so baked right now.

I need some good chill music.

Sumblime and Marley are good, but I want something great.

At 6/5/10 04:24 PM, Killer-DuK wrote:

At 6/5/10 04:06 PM, turboNEGROID wrote:

At 6/5/10 04:06 PM, Ultor wrote:

no, steam sucks pretty bad

I think your mom sucks pretty bad.

OH!!!

Eh, sure why not.

CaptainPlanet68