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To anybody who gives a fuck, here is the creepypasta of DED BORT.

http://www.creepypasta.com/dead-bart/

Who buys music these days anyway?

OP is a dumbfuck in the first place.

Plasma Cutter.

Cause I'm tired of these mother fucking necromorphs, on this mother fucking Ishimurra.

amirite?

At 11/22/10 10:29 PM, mothballs wrote: Facebook sucks

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At 11/22/10 08:09 PM, Silentkat wrote: Job For A Cowboy.

I don't give a fuck what you think, the band is good in my opinion.

Most people are insecure about their tastes in music, I don't give a fuck.

Talent wise, they suck ass.

Brutality wise, they are brutal as fuck.

All The Remains
Bring Me The Horizon
Behemoth
Chelsea Grin
Disturbed
Heaven Shall Burn
Trivium
Dream Theater

At 11/22/10 07:27 PM, Scarface wrote: Try Sex Pisols, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, and Rammstein. They kick serious ass.

Can't believe I forgot about Rob....

I love you.

Cesspool.

At 11/22/10 04:58 PM, The-Great-One wrote:

At 11/22/10 04:43 PM, SadisticAI wrote: Already got every song they have....

Alright then how about Billy Joel or Elton John?

Don't care for Billy, I have most of Elton's stuff.

The district attorney decided not to file charges against the woman and her boyfriend for leaving the child in the car.

Made my fucking day.

At 11/22/10 06:32 PM, yonokowhat wrote: I have had sex in 16 years

Damn you last long. 16 years must end in one giant load.

At 11/22/10 06:38 PM, yonokowhat wrote:

At 11/22/10 06:36 PM, Vincents-Johnson wrote: Cmon, you guys dont like a hot wrinkly kneecap on a girl?

I like kneeing pregnant women in the guy, hope I kille there babys heh heh FUCKING DIE

I've read that 30 times, and I still cannot comprehend what the hell you are trying to convey to us.

How do you knee a pregnant woman in the guy? Where is the guy located on a pregnant woman?

Nigspo raklse tanitnk flkpos!

At 11/22/10 04:40 PM, The-Great-One wrote: Songs To Wear Pants To

Already got every song they have....

I love STWPT

At 11/22/10 04:24 PM, dogpup4 wrote: Eww Coldplay. We have a few bands in common, these are my favourites:

It's Viva La Vida. Only good song.

The Killers

I like 1 song by them, but not enough to put it on.

The Klaxons

Meh... Don't care for them.

AC/DC

I can't believe I forgot them. Wow... Thanks

Led Zeppelin

:3 I love Zeppelin

Boston

Meh, not my style.

Muse

Love Muse.

Red Hot Chili Peppers

I've already got them

Kasabian

No...

Thunder

Never heard of them. I'll check them out.

Look at a few out of those, there's some really good songs of theirs.

Thanks for the suggestions.

So yeah. I need some music suggestions. Because I'm a lazy bitch and don't feel like typing out what I like here is a picture of some of my MP3 players selection.

No thats not all of it, but should give a general idea of what I listen to.

At 11/22/10 12:58 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 11/22/10 12:55 PM, Odio wrote:

At 11/22/10 12:54 PM, Makakaov wrote: Sir, I'm affraid you're confusing Bananas with Watermelons.

Monkeys don't eat watermelons. Don't be stupid.

Are you implying that black people are monkeys you racist bitch?

Welcome to the internet.

Racism, tits, and lolz. That's what you get.

Think of them as large, curved, asian cocks.

Fuck that sounds painful....

I've had fiberglass stuck in my finger but not metal.

At 11/22/10 09:47 AM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:

At 11/22/10 09:39 AM, RockLou wrote: Does anyone have a fuck to give?

That depends. Can you grow up?

Grow up? I'm 38 years old/

I remember I stayed up 2 days straight playing Reach when it came out.

I slept for 3 days and felt like shit when I woke up.

At 11/22/10 12:24 AM, RyderOmega wrote:
Listen you yourself man! She cheated on you with her ex, she is now going out with her ex, yet you still love her and still want to be close friends.

you are pathetic.

I know that. I don't know why but I can't get over her.

:/

I once loved a girl. We went out for 2 weeks. She cheated on me with her ex. Now shes going back out with him. And I still love her. (Although we are still close friends)

Forever alone.....

Second result.

The first is my old Planet Renders account. lol

Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Peter said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

Nine months later, Peter got a letter from the widow's attorney. He then went up to visit his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"

lol copypasta

Oh Onion News, you so crazy,.

At 11/21/10 02:51 PM, 5FootLobster wrote:

At 11/21/10 02:51 PM, SadisticAI wrote:
A majority of the country is obese. That's why it is accepted.

Only a small minority of people don't shower and smell like shit.

Oh so I guess if we all smelled like shit and were just constantly puking because of our own odors it would become acceptable?

Thats how society works.

The most prominent is the most acceptable.

At 11/21/10 02:46 PM, Wadezilla wrote:

At 11/21/10 02:45 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: Suck my dick.

Hey, no, how about you suck mine.

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At 11/21/10 02:48 PM, 5FootLobster wrote: We dont tell people its ok to never shower and smell like shit because its not.
What makes being obese acceptable?

A majority of the country is obese. That's why it is accepted.

Only a small minority of people don't shower and smell like shit.

I remeber once when this kid had his pants around his ankles, his shirt wrapped around his head, and shoes on his hands taking a piss in the trash can.

Never lol'd so hard in my life.