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Most of the time all you have to do is stay silent.

Like, ask a question and if you know their answer is a lie, just stay silent and stare at them. They will usually tell the truth.

The ORIGINAL Cartoon Network. (The 90's to about 2004)

It's 'cause Tom doesn't love us.

At 5/22/10 04:06 PM, ChortMan37 wrote:

At 5/22/10 04:02 PM, Wyde wrote: You're honestly considering letting a person who you barely know babysit your little sisters alone?

shes my age

Because that totally makes it better....

At 5/22/10 02:30 PM, Jonners wrote: Haha! It's funny because you're a freak!

Or a troll, which is more likely.

Its funny, because I'm not the only person with a fart fetish.

Google it douschbag.

Well, I dunno.

The other day I was sitting in class and I could smell some flatulence. I then started to feel my self hard as I sniffed it more and more. So I asked to go to the bathroom and fapped. And I must say, it was one of the best faps I've ever had the pleasure of having.

This isn't the first time I've smelled a fat and got hard, but it was the first time I fapped to it.

._.

At 5/22/10 01:34 PM, Rallard wrote: I think it would've been more believable if the Hangover guys did Xanax and alcohol, since you're guaranteed to black out and not remember anything. When I mixed ecstasy and alcohol I remembered 90% of the night.

Done with all that shit now, though.

They had rufies. (or however you spell it).

Anyway...

I did that. I woke up with a vibrator in my pocket and I was colored in marker.

:<

1. Newgrounds

-Starfire hentai

2. SirWolfy

-true loli

3. Tom Fulp

-Castle Crashers

4. Twilight (the movie, not the user)

-SPARKLES!

Rape everybody I have ever dreamed of raping.

Puke because I'd smell so bad, and my wife would be hairry.

:<

Suit Case armor ftw.

At 5/9/10 06:32 AM, Yamor wrote:

At 5/9/10 05:55 AM, SirWolfy wrote: You think I like my icon?

Why wouldn't you like that icon. It is one of the best icons on the entire site and damn sure the best one in the low level range. Its Ryu's fucking fist for gods sake.

I always thought it was Heavy's fist.

lol

Damn Japanese and their confusing ass ads.

At 5/8/10 10:20 PM, Skizzzle wrote: I get into some reality shows, there are some that aren't too bad. It might be scripted, but watching idiots be fools is kind of entertaining. Some people are such a mess that you can't help but watch...

I hate you so much.

I just remembered watching all that shit.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

What you doing playing hockey Darnel?

At 5/8/10 10:40 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 5/8/10 10:39 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Are you telling me that nobody saw that episode of Flapjack?!

No, because Flapjack is a shitty show only 7 year olds like

Flapjack has such dark humor shuffled into itself.

If you had an IQ above that a lamp, you would get them.

At 5/8/10 06:41 PM, SadisticAI wrote: I've never heard of either of those bands and I live in the U.S.

What hole have you been living in?

I guess a deep one.

Thor is supposed to have red hair.

The fuck?

I've seen, in order

Breaking Benjamin
Tool
BMTH
Godsmack
ISFMOF
Before The Torn
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
And a Beatles cover band (can't remember their name)

Bass and a bit of drums.

I've never heard of either of those bands and I live in the U.S.

At 5/8/10 05:07 PM, maruspiralout wrote: My GF and I saw a big blue orb of light that flew over our town. Then the next week we saw a saucer over another town we were driving through.

THEY ARE WATCHING YOU!

GET OUT OF TOWN, FAST!

Buy a Zune.

amirite?

http://www.newgrounds.com/account/news/p ost

Dumbass.

Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - The Beatles

Sandvich makes me big and strong to crush tiny baby men.

Why your team send babies to fight?

Reformat.

It'll solve that problem.

Yeah, and that bitch is my grandfather.

He's eating an apple. But the way he eats apples is fucking annoying.

He eats it like a fucking chipmunk, and it sounds like he's choking on a cock.

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

At 4/18/10 01:42 AM, Gagsy wrote: I talk to myself/swear to myself. I am really vocal when I'm alone.

That sounds like my dad.

I can hear him in the living room from my room.

I lol'd at the movies you enjoyed.

Those movies are just eye candy. Nothing special.