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KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Jesus Christ!

You need a 3XL?!

"Why Tom Fulp its so cool?"

That is literally the most confusing sentence I have read this week.

Because that is the whole plot of the show.

"I'm sad because my babysitter is mean so I need fairy god parents."

At 5/23/10 02:13 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: Woody, you son of a bitch.

Well played good sir.

http://www.howtojelq.com/

"According to some websites, the jelqing technique originated in the Middle East and was allegedly used by Arabic men to enlarge their penises to over 20 inches in length!"

HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT!

It's an inside joke between my friends and I.

At 5/23/10 01:19 PM, adio0205 wrote:

At 5/23/10 01:05 PM, SadisticAI wrote:

At 5/23/10 12:57 PM, Luis wrote: If you went to denny's you can usually use a grand slam breakfast pancake as a condom. Its really absorbent.

Or for some pooper action you could use their syrup as lube.

No, you have to use the butter. Syrup is too sticky.

But sticky is fun.

:D

I have no originality.

Just buttsecks.

At 5/23/10 01:14 PM, Fender-Bender wrote: There's people who are seriously addicted to porn. I'm talking they watch it to watch it, not to jerk it.

I watch porn for the story. If it's good, I can almost feel the passionate love making that is going on.

At 5/23/10 01:11 PM, Fezz wrote: Prom Night, and you don't have a condom.

You deserve to have your boner die, you idiot.

Sorry we all aren't love machines, such as yourself.

At 5/23/10 01:10 PM, AngelSierra wrote: ....Suck my post's dick

But you poked me in the eye last time.

D:

Metrosexual 2033

At 5/23/10 11:23 AM, ShroomsToday wrote: I don't get it. It's more comfortable sitting down, and there's really no chance of missing the toilet bowl, saving you the effort of cleaning if you do.

Somebody explain?

Who actually cleans it up after they miss?

That's a woman's job.

At 5/23/10 12:57 PM, Luis wrote: If you went to denny's you can usually use a grand slam breakfast pancake as a condom. Its really absorbent.

Or for some pooper action you could use their syrup as lube.

You NEVER turn a good anime into a live action. It just ruins it.

Ask "Death Note".

At 5/23/10 09:58 AM, Archon68 wrote: 111122223138 or whatever his name is. Usernames with numbers are bad enough, but usernames made ONLY of numbers? Ughhh....

Its funny because your name has number too!

I hope you relize that the majority of NG is going to lie and say that they aren't virgins but in fact, they are.

At 5/23/10 07:54 AM, johnnycpk wrote: a ****ing problem

You can say "fuck" here.

._.

At 5/23/10 07:19 AM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: Watch this before bed. I guarantee it'll help sooth you with it's tearful sadness (from Woody's perspective).

This is an emergency situation, and an emergency response for your psychotic confusion. My initial objective is to help sooth you by any, means, necessary.

You just made me nastolgia so much.

:<

Yumm. Delicious cholosteral.

3

It's obviously "Birdemic".

._.

Most remakes suck.

And on the topic of remakes, fucking karate kid remake....

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

At 5/22/10 11:19 PM, beeryayghost wrote: They were Canadian. Good riddance.

You see, that is the kind of intolerence that is causing the FCR band to be replaced.

I am butthurt.

At 5/22/10 11:15 PM, randomgames wrote: Am I the only one who likes to skeet cakes?

I did not know that it was physically possible to ejaculate a cake.

Some pictures would be rather helpful.

Eat, fap, shit, Xbox, troll, etc.

Joe

At 5/22/10 10:29 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack

Now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.

English motherfucker, does your video speak it?

Teabagging time!

:3