At 3/9/09 10:09 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote: Very enjoyable show. Don't you hate how everyone thinks his jokes are dry and he puts effort into them, but when Susan says something, it's automatically funny to the crowd (the show crowd, not us). Wonder why they lose their deep voice when they take their mask off.

In the ep they say that they took their masks off and removed the vocal thing that was implanted in them that makes their voices that way.

At 2/15/09 01:06 AM, biohasard wrote: Please troll somewhere else.....

You're a goddamn idiot.

Kid coming down off Dentist Drugs.

I think it's interesting to see what being high is like to someone who has never been high, and doesn't even know what being high is.

It's not normal for it to snow in the UK? I thought it was. I mean, it snows in Harry Potter and shit, so to me that meant it must irl. It snows all the fuckin time here in the US, depending on where you live at least.

At 2/2/09 01:44 AM, Clock-Ninja wrote: So I smoke out of plastic water bottles, does that make me a pussy and a novice?

I've made a makeshift bong out of a plastic water before if that's what you do (because I can't really see how you could otherwise). But I can't imagine doing that every time I smoke, even a can is a little bit better than that.

You're not going to be able to do it.

At 1/30/09 04:49 AM, SgtButts wrote:

At 1/30/09 12:07 AM, Sabotage wrote: They sucked ass and died. With Sung Tongs, they finally decided to make their music listenable.

Come on Chocolate Girl is an old time classic. I haven't fully listened to Danse Manatee, but I've heard Spirit They Vanished and Here Comes the Indian, and I liked them. Well, Spirit has some points that makes your head feel like it's about to explode, but I wouldn't go to such extremities like how you're phrasing it. Geologist's favorite album was actually Danse Manatee; I really should finish up that album. I can only assume you also hated Hollinndagain if you actually heard it.

I guess my news post about you "knowing whats up" wasn't fully correct. I still do appreciate you making this thread however.

Now I'm curious as to who are some of your other favorites, as you don't have them listed in your profile.

It's not that I hate the old Animal Collective, it's just it seems some people always want to seem like old school fans or something and pretend like the noise crap was brilliant. But they always come off as pretentious assholes who can't appreciate a band's change in music style. I've heard their old albums, and there are indeed a few listenable songs, and of course a couple great songs (like Chocolate Girl as you mentioned) but I could never listen to the whole thing without skipping lots of nonsense.

Even though I phrased it a little more extremely/negatively, my point is they got 1000x better as they went on and don't seem like a bunch of really high tribal white boys shouting random stuff underneath waves of harsh noise. I dare you to try to introduce someone new to Animal Collective by playing their first albums. There is no way to listen to those and love them without being high, however albums like Strawberry Jam and MPP are great both sober and high imo.

Spirit They're Gone, Spirit They've Vanished is much better the Danse Manatee. Here Comes the Indian is ok, but Hey Light and Slippi are the only songs I ever listen to because they're the only ones that aren't just noise/boring. Sung Tongs and Feels are great of course, and you know how I feel about SJ And MPP.

At 1/29/09 10:59 PM, Mr-Pope wrote: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUCK UP EXPERIMENTAL NOISY AS FUCK ANIMAL COLLECTIVE OF OLD?

They sucked ass and died. With Sung Tongs, they finally decided to make their music listenable.

At 1/25/09 09:17 PM, life wrote: Just pretentious hipster bullshit for stoners and de de des.

Up the shut fuck!

Newgrounds... STOP BEING LAMERS AND GET THAT FUCKING ALBUM. TIS A MASTERPIECE SAYS I. Sheesh, seriously, don't you want to be as cool as me, BlueHippo and KitsuneNoir?

At 1/6/09 09:44 PM, THEJamoke wrote: I loved the original, but I'd have paid good money to see this.

John C. Reilly's performance as Morgan Freeman was stunning in that movie.

nice detail with photoshopping the guy on the side

This is a great thread. These type of photoshops are always good for a quick laugh.

At 1/7/09 04:39 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: I've seen that picture else where, which leads me to believe you're just a liar.

How dare you sir? You have insulted me and hurt me very deeply with your accusations. For this unforgivable atrocity you have committed, I will never forgive you and I definitely would count you among some of the worst human beings I have ever encountered in my entire life.

At 1/7/09 04:04 AM, Crue wrote: Ok first, people have wierd sexual attractions some times, so its not like you are a total freak. However, you must be able to maintain your senses and control this because if you take any action you WILL be a total freak, and you will be condemned by myself and all of society. My recommendation would be to talk to a shrink. As long as he/she has been made aware that you haven't done anything or made any attempts, they won't call DCFS or the police. All conversations that take place between you two are confidential and cannot leave the office unless you make mention of intended suicide/homicide.

I advise that you do this as quickly as possible, because mental issues are not things to fuck around with. I should know, I almost offed myself. Twice.

Thanks for the advice friend! I will definitely take what you said into deep consideration. It's good to see someone being helpful when asked instead of succumbing to the forces of Negative Nanciness that are plaguing the thread.

lessthanthree

You're asking a bunch of 13 year olds for money. They're not going to have anything to say besides smartass responses even though they know they know they secretly wish they had the money. I'm pretty sure WoW accounts are like the only accounts little kids will bother their parents to waste money on. Sorry.

At 1/7/09 04:01 AM, Thracian wrote: BBS fails, General is really going down the toilet.

Yeah man, I totally agree. If only more old school 06ers like you posted more hilarious stuff instead of complaining rather than contributing to anything.

At 1/7/09 03:51 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/7/09 03:40 AM, CSK001 wrote: Wow, I just love playing online games in your website. In fact, I would like to know something more on it. Please let me know.

Wow, is this a real bot? Or just a really stupid human?

...say, you're not a robot, are you?

No, no I'm not.

Well, keep your eyes peeled... they're everywhere. Back to work!

At 1/7/09 03:22 AM, iscrulz wrote: The size of the buttock is irrelevant its the tightness of the asshole that matters.

But if the buttock you speak of is boney and unattractive, then how will you achieve an erection? If you can't get an erection due to the feebleness of the ass, then the tightness becomes irrelevant because I choose not to believe that anyone could be bothered to even attempt to force their flaccid member into an abomination of an ass like this:

Maybe he ate a really good weed brownie! He's really fucked up so he feels sick and he's hallucinating because weed brownies can make you have mild hallucinations.

I love my little sister, and I would never do anything to her, but lately I can't help but feel sexually attracted to her for some reason. It's so fucked up for multiple reasons, I mean, she's my sister for Christ sakes and she's only 8! We've always been close, but lately I feel like I want to be even closer. She's such a sweet little girl. So kindhearted and innocent. I know it's sick, but she gets more and more beautiful to me each time I see her (I'll post a picture) and the way she always plays with me... makes me feel like a god damn dirty pedo.

Like earlier today, she came up behind me while I was on the computer to tickle me, and I tickled her back and she ran away to the other room, and I realized I had a huge hard-on (I don't think she noticed, thank god)! I know I shouldn't act on these feelings, but she's seems to be so much more affectionate nowadays, I can't help but want to! I don't know what to do, I can't talk to anyone about it in real life, so I'm coming to you for advice Newgrounds.

Well, China is a Communist country, so there's not much that can be done. I just hope the US government never does any bullshit like this.

At 1/5/09 03:34 PM, Barry-Fanilow wrote:

At 1/5/09 03:51 AM, Earfetish wrote:

loads of people say they do this but when you observe them, they don't (and they waste my weed)

how old are your friends, like 14? stop smokin those fags up if they waste ur weed, or give them no option and make them rip g tubes

Or stop smoking joints because they're a huge waste of bud!

Heh, whenever I see it when it changes back I'm always like "Wait a minute, whys the normal layout look so weird? What the fuck is different or missing?". Newgrounds should go all Web 2.0 on our asses and have the color of header be customizable (like having those little color tab things they have in the wallpaper page).

At 1/5/09 01:53 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: PATIENCE?
PATIENCE.
PATIENCE?
PATIENCE.
PATIENCE?
PATIENCE.
PATIENCE?
PATIENCE.
PATIENCE?
PATIENCE.

PATIENCE?
Payshun.

At 1/4/09 10:21 PM, Syphonik wrote: I don't like the animation for that show.

Like most cartoons, it gets better as the show goes on.

At 1/4/09 09:08 PM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote:

:But really dude.. Im looking for a laugh... Im not actually expecting serious responses.

Sure you aren't. Whatever helps you sleep at night pal.

At 1/3/09 08:29 PM, adminz wrote: I did for awhile then it just got pale and boring so I stopped.

It's not mainstream humor. It's a usually fairly subtle and extremely dialogue-driven show.

At 1/2/09 10:54 PM, Ferris95 wrote:

At 1/2/09 10:45 PM, TheLameSauce wrote: i fucking love home movies. Coach McGirk was hilarious and all the Mitch Hedburg cameos. Stellar. Brendon Small is great both the cartoons he's given the world are great.

whoa whoa, both? You mean there is another show with brendan? Tell me O Wise One!

Well if you watch Home Movies, you must watch Adult Swim, so you must have at least HEARD OF Metalocalypse, which is the show Brendon went on to make after Home Movies.

At 1/2/09 07:45 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 1/2/09 07:27 PM, Sabotage wrote: Yeah ok. Hitler was just joking with his pals about how he'd like to kill all the jews, but his pals didn't realize he was joking. You know what happened THE VERY NEXT DAY? A little thing called the Holocaust. Alright? Did that blow your pea-sized mind you snot-nose punk? The Holocaust.

Oh man, I wish I was witty like you.

Really, are you sure? I thought your sense of humor only ranged from making obscure anime references to your weeaboo buddies to posting random pictures from obscure anime with your weeaboo buddies.

Unprovoked hostility is the bee's knees huh?

Yeah, he's got some good reviews. But when you liked the movie he reviewed as a kid and he explains how shitty it was, it kills a little bit of your childhood.

At 1/2/09 06:59 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: Slug Bait MCA - Throbbing Gristle

A song spoken from the perspective of a murderer creeping into a families house, cutting off a man's balls, making him eat them, then grabbing the man's wife, cuts her open, rips out a fetus and eats it, then lets them both bleed to death.

Do I win?

Good old Throbbing Gristle. Never heard that song before, was pretty cool. 99% of Throbbing Gristle's songs are creepy like that though haha.