At 9/13/09 03:15 AM, Guest8792 wrote: It wold be nice to see another Left 4 Dead, but I'm saving my money for some pills myself.

Helz ya fuck school i got coke to sell!

Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger from Carls Jr dawg! In-N-Outs good but overrated, and the fries suck, especially compared to Carls Jr.

Your sexual deviancy is quite sickening to this particular individual. How would you mother feel knowing you tug your dick till it's red and chaffed to cartoons all day?

At 9/4/09 08:42 PM, ornery wrote: Disturbing?

August Underground. Any of them.

"Feed" is pretty whack as well.

August Underground was pretty crazy yeah. Just seems like a straight up snuff film. I believe the one I saw was Mordum and it was weird when I saw it because I thought it was real lmao

Text at end should have been: If you text while driving this exact scenario will 100% happen to you no matter what.

IMHO, it should have kept going. The helicopter pilots flying their bodies should have been texting and then crash their helicopters into each other. And then the people picking up the remains of the dead helicopter pilots body notice the phone in his cold dead hands is getting a phone call from his wife and kids singing him the happy birthday song and awaiting his arrival to his party later in the day. Then the guy that noticed the call goes home and is so depressed he shoots himself in the head and a drop of his HIV positive blood from the blood spatter falls out his window into the eye of a pregnant woman whose husband leaves her after she gives birth and finds out her condition because he thinks she got the STD from cheating on him. Then her child asks her one day why she doesn't have a daddy and all the mom does is cry.

I have a rather wreckless attitude and I do not much care what others may think of my radical behavior! I will enter one of my peers houses, and assassinate his grandmother with a firearm. I have an extreme outlook on life and partake in illegal activities without giving a care about what others may think of my radical behavior! Not to incriminate myself directly, but let's just say I have kidnapped an enemies toddler, and engaged in the act of sexual intercourse with the mother of said toddler, as an act of revenge for the wrongdoings committed towards me, although I don't necessarily have to have had someone insulting me for me to do something like that because I do not give a mother sexual intercourse

Oh my goodness! A five year old picture is worth a topic.

exclusive list? no detection of obvious humor?! Oh my goodness! I'll be sure to attend this girl's day out! Just kidding, you sound like a huge fucking bitch and there's no way I would go you stupid slut.

Clambo, by GShton Type: Game Rating: Ages 13+

Medals!

At 7/27/09 05:10 AM, letiger wrote: rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids

All you faggots seem to think a website is the biggest deal in the fucking world. Some of you act like it's some horrible forbidden fruit or some terrible giant cult. It's just a damn imageboard who gives a shit. Just because you read the ED article on memes doesn't make you some badass underground hacker in some special secret club. And if you purposely have never been to it you're not some valient unperverted loyal ng user. Basically you're a faggot no matter what if you can't accept it's simply a popular forum.

Wyz you're a real son of a bitch. And whatshisface too! Bastards, all of ya, bastards I say!

At 7/26/09 09:17 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote:

At 7/26/09 09:17 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: Rules 1 and 2 everybody, meet me at /i/.

Good to see another one of my kind in this thread.

Other than the typical 4chan-hating idiot on the BBS who has never even been there.

All you faggots seem to think a website is the biggest deal in the fucking world. Some of you act like it's some horrible forbidden fruit or some terrible giant cult. It's just a damn imageboard who gives a shit. Just because you read the ED article on memes doesn't make you some badass underground hacker in some special secret club. And if you purposely have never been to it you're not some valient unperverted loyal ng user. Basically you're a faggot no matter what if you can't accept it's simply a popular forum.

Oh! Hah! The chicken tender is shaped like a phallus! How ludicrously absurd!

At 6/14/09 06:22 PM, XtremeofParanoia wrote:

At 6/14/09 05:58 PM, Adio wrote: You sir, are a hipster.

This.

I suppose you're also a huge Neutral Milk Hotel fan?

AC is good fuck you penisbutts. I like Mars Volta more and Pitchfork hates them so I can't be a hipster!

At 6/14/09 04:37 PM, ZagmenO wrote: Well, the bright side is this: There's no musician that could possibly come along that's any worse than those guys!

Oh wait...

How is that guy bad at all. I don't watch American Idol but I've seen some videos of him singing and he's good. He just seems to sing in that old glam rocky falsetto type style.

At 6/14/09 10:14 AM, Jonners wrote: A New Challenger Has Appeared!

No way, those guys are pretty talented. One vid of them playing some song on Youtube is called like "Worst guitar solo ever" or some shit but it only sounds kinda weird because they're playing it live and without the background stuff like drums. Technical guitar and whatnot ain't bad.

At 6/14/09 04:25 PM, Sabotage wrote: Holy shit, weird coincidence. I was thinking the exact same thing a second ago and was considering making a topic just like this. Fucking awful, just awful. If it wasn't good, but catchy like Pop music usually is, I might even see why people could like them, but no, it's just plain terrible.

I meant I heard them for the first time a few minutes ago and then I decide to go to NG and see a topic on them.

Holy shit, weird coincidence. I was thinking the exact same thing a second ago and was considering making a topic just like this. Fucking awful, just awful. If it wasn't good, but catchy like Pop music usually is, I might even see why people could like them, but no, it's just plain terrible.

At 6/12/09 09:46 PM, Samen wrote:

At 6/12/09 09:41 PM, Sabotage wrote: Holy Guac! Finally, I can have fun with my penis in between masturbation sessions! If I give you my credit card information could one of you order me a few of them??

So did me and Elfer just win the thread?
'Cuz I'm pretty sure we just did. :3

I think the real question is: Do you want me to PM you the CC info or would it be easier for you to just give you it & my address in this thread?

At 6/12/09 09:36 PM, Samen wrote:

At 6/12/09 09:34 PM, Samen wrote: Acupuncturist tools?

Oh! No, I get what he's talking about.
Most places call them "Pin art machines"

At 6/12/09 09:38 PM, Elfer wrote: In general, it's called a pinscreen. The executive toy version is called "Pin Art"

Holy Guac! Finally, I can have fun with my penis in between masturbation sessions! If I give you my credit card information could one of you order me a few of them??

At 6/12/09 09:34 PM, Foreshadow wrote: just a board with needles on it. That is all.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&sa fe=off&um=1&sa=1&q=board+with+on+it+need les&btnG=Search+Images&aq=f&oq=

That's for the info, friend! :-)

I am convinced the only answer is "Hm, IDK"

What the fuck do you call those little boards with all the needles and like you put your hand or face or something on it to leave an imprint?

You'll be fine. I've done that much of 5/500 before and like 3 7.5/750. Just don't drink alcohol while you're on em.

At 6/12/09 03:11 PM, Burnzoid wrote:

At 6/12/09 03:10 PM, Headshot777 wrote: My dad. What the fuck?

What, so you'd leave your mother to drown?

That's a kneeslapper.

At 6/12/09 04:26 PM, Crumption wrote: IM 13 AND TWILIGHT IS BAD BECAUSE ITS GIRLY SO THAT MAKES IT BAD PLUS ALL THE COOL PEOPLE HERE HATE IT AND I WANT TO FOLLOW EVERYONE LIKE A SHEEP

Wow! The fact you said it sarcastically and in all caps makes it true! It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that vampire shit is gay as fuck. Or the fact that the fans are mostly fucking retarded teenage girls and make it seem endlessly unappealing.

At 6/10/09 04:58 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 6/10/09 04:54 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: He's right, I ate hash once. The highest weed experience I've ever had. It was magical.

Yeah, when I made brownies, I spent like an hour looking for a room that didn't exist.

Oh come on now, it's not that crazy. Yer a stoner club reg so why the heck you bein like ppl that always say gay shit like "OMG I TOOK LIKE 8 POTS THIS WEEKEND & THOT THERE WAS A PURPLE DRAGON CHASING ME XD"

Ate like 3 strong ass brownies before and just got really, really, really, really high. I couldn't move when I was peaking. Was just lying in bed listening to music (which was insanely great, Panda Bear makes some chill ass shit that's great to listen to high FYI whoevers reading this ;-)) and having closed eye visual hallucinations that only became slightly faint when I opened my eyes. Also I was having lots of racing thoughts like shrooms/acid, but not philosophical, just thinking of a bunch of different stuff I hadn't thought of in a long time. Also my eyes got like, ridiculously bloodshot, not "ohh man hes SO baked!" pink bloodshot, like 100% blood red eyeballs, looked kinda freaky.

At 6/10/09 05:31 PM, pr0ded wrote: the highs are the same, seems different because its slowly being released because you are eating too much hood beside it.

and you dont need a lot, smoking a little gets you high, even though you've destroyed most of the thcm try harder

I buy like a dub a week, almost all recipes call for at least an 8th. Although I have tried Leary biscuits before with only like 1g and it worked pretty well. Also, I always make sure I have an empty stomach when I eat edibles and it's been the same high. It's definitely different than smoked.

At 6/10/09 04:53 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Sadly I have not yet used weed, but, I certainly would prefer to eat it my first time, seems like it would just be more fun. I don't know.

Whatever you make, send me some over please.

No it would probably be terrible for your first time. If you ate too much, it would be too intense and you'd want it to stop but it lasts like 3x longer than the smoked high. Or, you'd just fall asleep. I'd say you should smoke a couple times, however many times it would take you to get high a few times. Then get/make some edibles and see which high you like better. Smoking is like 2 hours of being really happy/hungry, edibles are more of a body high, it feels good but kinda weird.

I usually don't buy enough to make edibles, but if I grew or had a big weed budget I'd make the cannabutter and eat it on toast every morning until I became sick, and then I would proceed to eat my own sick. And perhaps later in the day, shit shit made from my previous sick, and eat it and then sick sick made from shit made from old sick.

Oh boy, another talentless jigglafriggette making another shitty "I'll draw you" thread because they can't make anything good enough for Art Forum.

Homosexual. Two units out of ten possible total units.

They still play the occasional show when they reunited recently, so you may not have completely missed your chance to see them live.

At 6/4/09 12:32 AM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote:

At 6/3/09 10:29 PM, WhiteAfrican wrote: I like the dog.

and I quote: " Squirell! Hi there..."

That's not what he says at all you fucking retard. God dammit I hope you have a wonderful time with your friends and family on Christmas Morning one day.