Oh! Hah! The chicken tender is shaped like a phallus! How ludicrously absurd!

At 6/14/09 06:22 PM, XtremeofParanoia wrote:

At 6/14/09 05:58 PM, Adio wrote: You sir, are a hipster.

This.

I suppose you're also a huge Neutral Milk Hotel fan?

AC is good fuck you penisbutts. I like Mars Volta more and Pitchfork hates them so I can't be a hipster!

At 6/14/09 04:37 PM, ZagmenO wrote: Well, the bright side is this: There's no musician that could possibly come along that's any worse than those guys!

Oh wait...

How is that guy bad at all. I don't watch American Idol but I've seen some videos of him singing and he's good. He just seems to sing in that old glam rocky falsetto type style.

At 6/14/09 10:14 AM, Jonners wrote: A New Challenger Has Appeared!

No way, those guys are pretty talented. One vid of them playing some song on Youtube is called like "Worst guitar solo ever" or some shit but it only sounds kinda weird because they're playing it live and without the background stuff like drums. Technical guitar and whatnot ain't bad.

At 6/14/09 04:25 PM, Sabotage wrote: Holy shit, weird coincidence. I was thinking the exact same thing a second ago and was considering making a topic just like this. Fucking awful, just awful. If it wasn't good, but catchy like Pop music usually is, I might even see why people could like them, but no, it's just plain terrible.

I meant I heard them for the first time a few minutes ago and then I decide to go to NG and see a topic on them.

Holy shit, weird coincidence. I was thinking the exact same thing a second ago and was considering making a topic just like this. Fucking awful, just awful. If it wasn't good, but catchy like Pop music usually is, I might even see why people could like them, but no, it's just plain terrible.

At 6/12/09 09:46 PM, Samen wrote:

At 6/12/09 09:41 PM, Sabotage wrote: Holy Guac! Finally, I can have fun with my penis in between masturbation sessions! If I give you my credit card information could one of you order me a few of them??

So did me and Elfer just win the thread?
'Cuz I'm pretty sure we just did. :3

I think the real question is: Do you want me to PM you the CC info or would it be easier for you to just give you it & my address in this thread?

At 6/12/09 09:36 PM, Samen wrote:

At 6/12/09 09:34 PM, Samen wrote: Acupuncturist tools?

Oh! No, I get what he's talking about.
Most places call them "Pin art machines"

At 6/12/09 09:38 PM, Elfer wrote: In general, it's called a pinscreen. The executive toy version is called "Pin Art"

Holy Guac! Finally, I can have fun with my penis in between masturbation sessions! If I give you my credit card information could one of you order me a few of them??

At 6/12/09 09:34 PM, Foreshadow wrote: just a board with needles on it. That is all.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&sa fe=off&um=1&sa=1&q=board+with+on+it+need les&btnG=Search+Images&aq=f&oq=

That's for the info, friend! :-)

I am convinced the only answer is "Hm, IDK"

What the fuck do you call those little boards with all the needles and like you put your hand or face or something on it to leave an imprint?

You'll be fine. I've done that much of 5/500 before and like 3 7.5/750. Just don't drink alcohol while you're on em.

At 6/12/09 03:11 PM, Burnzoid wrote:

At 6/12/09 03:10 PM, Headshot777 wrote: My dad. What the fuck?

What, so you'd leave your mother to drown?

That's a kneeslapper.

At 6/12/09 04:26 PM, Crumption wrote: IM 13 AND TWILIGHT IS BAD BECAUSE ITS GIRLY SO THAT MAKES IT BAD PLUS ALL THE COOL PEOPLE HERE HATE IT AND I WANT TO FOLLOW EVERYONE LIKE A SHEEP

Wow! The fact you said it sarcastically and in all caps makes it true! It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that vampire shit is gay as fuck. Or the fact that the fans are mostly fucking retarded teenage girls and make it seem endlessly unappealing.

At 6/10/09 04:58 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 6/10/09 04:54 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: He's right, I ate hash once. The highest weed experience I've ever had. It was magical.

Yeah, when I made brownies, I spent like an hour looking for a room that didn't exist.

Oh come on now, it's not that crazy. Yer a stoner club reg so why the heck you bein like ppl that always say gay shit like "OMG I TOOK LIKE 8 POTS THIS WEEKEND & THOT THERE WAS A PURPLE DRAGON CHASING ME XD"

Ate like 3 strong ass brownies before and just got really, really, really, really high. I couldn't move when I was peaking. Was just lying in bed listening to music (which was insanely great, Panda Bear makes some chill ass shit that's great to listen to high FYI whoevers reading this ;-)) and having closed eye visual hallucinations that only became slightly faint when I opened my eyes. Also I was having lots of racing thoughts like shrooms/acid, but not philosophical, just thinking of a bunch of different stuff I hadn't thought of in a long time. Also my eyes got like, ridiculously bloodshot, not "ohh man hes SO baked!" pink bloodshot, like 100% blood red eyeballs, looked kinda freaky.

At 6/10/09 05:31 PM, pr0ded wrote: the highs are the same, seems different because its slowly being released because you are eating too much hood beside it.

and you dont need a lot, smoking a little gets you high, even though you've destroyed most of the thcm try harder

I buy like a dub a week, almost all recipes call for at least an 8th. Although I have tried Leary biscuits before with only like 1g and it worked pretty well. Also, I always make sure I have an empty stomach when I eat edibles and it's been the same high. It's definitely different than smoked.

At 6/10/09 04:53 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Sadly I have not yet used weed, but, I certainly would prefer to eat it my first time, seems like it would just be more fun. I don't know.

Whatever you make, send me some over please.

No it would probably be terrible for your first time. If you ate too much, it would be too intense and you'd want it to stop but it lasts like 3x longer than the smoked high. Or, you'd just fall asleep. I'd say you should smoke a couple times, however many times it would take you to get high a few times. Then get/make some edibles and see which high you like better. Smoking is like 2 hours of being really happy/hungry, edibles are more of a body high, it feels good but kinda weird.

I usually don't buy enough to make edibles, but if I grew or had a big weed budget I'd make the cannabutter and eat it on toast every morning until I became sick, and then I would proceed to eat my own sick. And perhaps later in the day, shit shit made from my previous sick, and eat it and then sick sick made from shit made from old sick.

Oh boy, another talentless jigglafriggette making another shitty "I'll draw you" thread because they can't make anything good enough for Art Forum.

Homosexual. Two units out of ten possible total units.

They still play the occasional show when they reunited recently, so you may not have completely missed your chance to see them live.

At 6/4/09 12:32 AM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote:

At 6/3/09 10:29 PM, WhiteAfrican wrote: I like the dog.

and I quote: " Squirell! Hi there..."

That's not what he says at all you fucking retard. God dammit I hope you have a wonderful time with your friends and family on Christmas Morning one day.

At 6/4/09 12:31 AM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: I have not seel it yet, but i mustknow, it it worth the extra 7 bucks t osee it in 3d?

and a 1 hour drive...

For the most part yes. It's a beautiful movie. The 3d isn't lame "OMG ARM COMING @ YOU" stuff, it mostly adds depth to to the movie. If you're going to see it high, 3d is definitely worth it.

Use the Search Bar next time honkey.

At 6/3/09 07:54 PM, The-Condor wrote: Dont rules 1&2 only apply to raids?

They don't apply to anything. Only retards that have been to 4chan a couple time and think they're regulars/old school users and have been to the EnyclopediaDramatica article think they're actual rules and love spouting "OMG RULZ 1&2 U FUCKIN NOOB XD" at every chance they get to make it seem like they're informed.

Yeah I heard about that, so fucking stupid! Who the fuck wants a vampire movie! I want Lizard and a better Venom! He admitted that Spiderman 3 was a shitty movie, which gave me hope for the new one, but then he reveals this shit and now I don't know what to think.

You might as well just take a bunch of Benadryl. You get the same sleep depravation high, and you wait for the benadryl to kick in, then drink a buncha coffee or some shit to keep you awake. It's a kinda crappy high, but sometimes it's kinda cool too. Always have hallucinations when I do it. Auditory and visual. Hearing random bells and chimes off in the distance w/ people saying my name, to seeing a bunch of scorpions on my floor.

Btw @ OP: You claim this is "w/o drugs" but you say you take caffeine. Caffeine is a drug ya mook.

At 6/1/09 10:55 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Tom goes to the mayor is the only really decent part of that show. They should cancel the rest of it and just show Tom Goes to the Mayor.

Seriously

What the hell are you talking about? They're not the same show, Adult Swim just showed them back to back for a little while. Tom Goes to the Mayor was the show they did before Awesome Show and it's basically the same type of humor! They had the occasional liveaction sequence and it was like an early version of what they'd make in Awesome Show (Channel 5 Married News Team was in Tom Goes, and they kept doing it in Awesome Show). I don't see how someone would like TGTTM and not like T&ASGJ!

The Cthulu Mythos is pretty cool but I can only recall seeing like 1 flash where it's referenced. Thought this topic would be about dick jokes or something because lame shit like that is much more common. It would be a refreshing change if the kids here were more interested in something like Cthulu.

At 6/1/09 10:48 PM, PlzBuryMyCraps wrote: Agreed..i wish Saul of the Mole men still came on :(

That show was decent for like, 5 episodes, then got lame and retarded.

At 6/1/09 10:51 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: you gotta be high to understand it and laugh

i got chubs for you

Being high while watching it just makes it seem like a longer show. I enjoyed it before I even started smoking.

Tim and Eric is the only good liveaction show Adult Swim's shown besides the 1st season of Look Around You. People just don't understand what they're parodying or something. I love it. 12 year olds have just never seen public access or some shit. It's sad that faggots like Fred are regarded as comic geniuses to this new generation, but Tim and Eric is severely misunderstood and underappreciated.

At 6/1/09 04:54 AM, vaIentine wrote:

At 6/1/09 04:45 AM, Sabotage wrote: I find it highly offensive and have contacted several mods to delete this topic and ban this notorious racist posing as an American man of African descent.

Moderators have taken part of this topic....

36Holla and SevenSeize are perhaps the worst moderators on the entire website. They have sent me multiple PM's calling me the N-word. I have reported them to several administrators, and their modships are currently hanging in the balance while my case is investigated.

At 6/1/09 04:50 AM, Sabotage wrote:

At 5/31/09 09:59 PM, Tykwa wrote: There is also an anal opening.

it is tiny

Hahahaha. Wow, unexpectedly great topic. Always wanted to see what some of those Blow Up Dolls actually look like. Guess whenever they look all stupid on TV and Movies and stuff, they're not exaggerating anything and they're that retarded-looking irl.

Didn't mean to quote just that. Whole topic is awesome.

Great Job!

At 5/31/09 09:59 PM, Tykwa wrote: There is also an anal opening.

it is tiny

Hahahaha. Wow, unexpectedly great topic. Always wanted to see what some of those Blow Up Dolls actually look like. Guess whenever they look all stupid on TV and Movies and stuff, they're not exaggerating anything and they're that retarded-looking irl.