"Wanna see something cool? Hold my beer."

"I'M GOING TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH THIS BLENDER ON LIVE TV!!!"

"Oh, what a cute little raccoon!"

"If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go feed my pitbulls."

"Let's poke it with a stick."

"I can totally outdrink you."

"I bet I can stay awake for two whole weeks!"

"Bye, mom! I'm gonna go see this person I met on the internet at the pier. I'll be home at six!"

"Wanna see me juggle a chainsaw?"

"Who wants bathtub toast?"

"Black people suck."

"I wonder if these berries are poisonous."

"Watch me get that eagle egg."

"For the love of god, Billy, there isn't a monster in your closet, I'll get in there and show you myself."

Lord have mercy.

Quite a bit, actually. Whenever I'm bored, lonely, thinking or doing something else like that.

At least until my mom opens the door and gives me "that" look. :(

It's like she'd rather find me jacking off.

Yes, it does. Two books of it.

Fullmetal Alchemist, Wolfs Rain. . .Yeah, those are my favorites. Hellsing's pretty good too, even though the manga is better than the show.

At 5/24/07 10:47 PM, shaded-restraint wrote: wow, you're old...lets all point and laugh at the old fucker!

OLD!!

Who the bloody hell are you talking to?

Anyways, stop being a pissant or I'll go back in time and prevent your birth.

Oh. . .you crazy kids and your crazy bridge. I'm 900 years old, you know.

Silly fool, teachers don't watch movies: They spend all their free time drinking the blood of students who have detention or summer school, they also sleeping in coffins. . .you know, normal teacher things.

And you can only kill them by stabbing them in the heart with a textbook. Preferably math.

I've personally always loved MS Paint's simplistic style.

At 5/24/07 12:40 PM, Crash-and-burn31 wrote: One thing to do is to never use a chainsaw. It screams "Dinnertime!!!" to all zombies in range.

I can see that you've read the survival guide. A wise choice indeed.

But anyways, this question makes no sense whatsoever. Zombies always, ALWAYS die when you get a headshot and destroy their brain.

Though, if do to some unknown reason a zombie did survive, I would suggest completely destroying the body.

No. Even if I DID manage to grab the money I would have an extremely small chance of survival. If I somehow lived through the ordeal I would either be permanently paralysed, or injured to the point where I couldn't pay off the medical bill, even with the money I caught.

There's no point in risking my life with such stupid odds.

Besides, if I need money, I'll just get it the old-fashioned way: Forcing people I know into prostitution.

Some can be pretty decent, but yeah. I'm sick of the fucking Naruto ones.

One time I saw one using "Ridin' Dirty". YES, THAT ONE.

I can't even remember how the hell I found it. ='(

That's a tough question. I like a lot of mythological monsters. There's dragons, basilisks, djinn (genie), minotaurs. . .I could go on.

But yeah, I'm gonna go with dragons.

God of War II

Castle Wolfenstein

Half-Life series

Halo 2

Mortal Kombat series

Soul Caliber series

Final Fantasy VII, VIII, or any for that matter. =(

Any Resident Evil except for 4 and Outbreak File 2

Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction

Spiderman 2

Ultimate Spiderman

Silent Hill, I really wanna try the second one

I need to get on the ball, seriously. . .

Pretty much all of you mentioned an anime of some sort, and yet not a single one of you has suggested Death Note.

I'm referring both to the live-action movies and animated show, of course.

You all disgust me.

At 5/10/07 07:32 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: I thought it was pretty fucking good!

Grabs flame shield

Same here, I saw nothing wrong with it.

Banjo Kazooie, this game may seem innocent, but when you look closer you see it's horrible dark side:

- It gives children the idea that it's okay to run around wearing only shorts and a necklace.

- The necklace also appears to be an animal tooth, thus supporting animal abuse.

- It has a bird trapped in a backpack (more animal abuse).

- This bird must sometimes carry a fully grown bear on it's back. I'm amazed it's skinny little legs haven't cracked yet.

- She must also carry the bear's weight when she flies!

- A talking toilet. It could scare children.

- Banjo is named after a certain musical instrument, that will remind people of Dueling Banjos, which reminds people of Deliverance, which reminds people of anal rape.

- Vegetables coming to life. This could make children think they're eating living things, which might prevent them from eating their greens.

- Banjo's sister is named Tootie. This is a completely inappropriate name, and we do not want our children laughing at pathetic toilet humor.

- Speaking of toilet humor, what about that fart noise when Kazooie is forced to give birth to eggs in order to use them as projectile weapons?!

- In order to lay that many eggs, Banjo must be raping her in order to keep those eggs coming.

- And then they are immediately broken as they hit people, killing the baby inside and injuring whoever they hit.

- She must also shoot eggs out of her mouth. Banjo forces her to do this, completely destroying the proper way to give birth.

- Mumbo Jumbo is a shaman. This blantantly promotes paganism.

- In order to perform his satanic abilities, you must give him human skulls.

- Mumbo Jumbo also wears almost no clothes!

- Actually, most of the characters are pretty much naked.

+ + +

So, folks, what do you say? Is this game really "E for Everyone" material? I think not.

At 5/10/07 04:41 PM, AapoJoki wrote: Do kids normally even eat meat at the age of six months?

Well, duh. They don't have teeth. :P

Anyways, it's not about that. It's just that babies need breast milk from their mother. They gave it soy milk instead, which is low in fat or something like that, but babies need fat at that age. Which is why it passed away.

- Amaze people with my totally retro Nintendo DS.

- Become a robosexual.

- Get paid to explain what life was like in the past.

- Become a celebrity.

- Try to buy a lightsaber, jetpack, or some other awesome futuristic invention.

- Try to be best friends with a 25-foot-tall giant robot.

The hell? Why didn't she breast-feed it?

May I suggest "Oldboy"? It's supposed to be really gruesome.

Or at least dark.

At 3/13/07 02:51 PM, Duffi wrote: "If i see a big Mercedes, I know I must have sex with it."

If that's not one of the funniest quotes I've ever heard, I don't know what is. :D

Does this make me a robosexual?

That probably isn't a very good question to ask a sausage fest site like this.

We can never hope to understand the complex workings of a female's mind.

I would like to know just how he could get Banjo Kazooie banned.

It might've been JAWS or House on Haunted Hill (the remake). I was very young at the time, so yeah. . .Or something involving zombies. Those flesh-eating bastards always got to me.

At 5/8/07 09:26 PM, Atarah wrote: I thought kazooie was a guy.

So did I, for a while.

At 5/9/07 06:10 PM, Beavis-Love wrote: "BANG BANG I SHOOT UP SCHOOR! YOU DEAD BURRY! WHAT NOWW!"

Did he actually do the thing with the R's? If so, I bet it was hilarious, and the teachers have no sense of humor.

At 5/9/07 04:19 PM, Brick-top wrote: Harries death, he doesn't die from fighting Parker? No he dies helping his long life friend, not trying to kill him which I was hoping for. However Parker giving him an ass whooping twice is good enough for me.

Why? Because it stays true to the comic (sort of). Harry didn't die fighting the webhead: After beating up Spidey he drugged and left him in a building that was about to explode because of them bomb inside. After coming to his senses, Harry went back in and saved Spiderman at pretty much the last minute, before succumbing to poisoning from the Green Goblin.

Or it was because he'd been popping pills lately. I think it was the last one.

Well. . .they can't get in your bathroom, right? Go hide in there.