116 Forum Posts by "ryanw16"
so last week my roommate went off to california so i have the house to myself. and having the paranoia that i do i have to lock all the doors and windows or ill have a sketchy feeling while trying to sleep. (i do this every night)
anyways, last week, i was sitting in my living room takin a few goodnight bongloads, and i hear someone trying to open my front door. i got up and walked to the door thinking it was a neighbor as that has happened before (lots of people drink around here.) when i looked through the eyehole i saw two dudes wearing low ball caps and coats poking at my door with something i couldnt see.
i walked over towards my couch and grabbed the bat i keep hanging out of sight (thank you paranoia once again), then walked towards my door. i looked out the eyehole again and saw the first one still struggling with the lock and the other looking down the hall and down the stairs (i live in the apartment adjacent the stairs to the outside.)
i took the door handle slowly and put my free hand on the lock, then unlocked the door/threw the door open, and rushed the guy halfway kneeling. i hit him with my shoulder and he flew backwards into the lookout. when they collided it sent both of them into the wall and down the stairs.
i ran to the top of the staircase and saw both of them starting to get up at the bottom. brandishing the bat i stood at the top and yelled for them to "get the fuck out and to stay out." they stalled for a second just looking at me until my neighbor opened his door and walked out (hes a pretty big indian/white dude in his 30's). after they saw someone else coming they bolted out the door and away.
after theyd gone my neighbor asked me wtf happened and i told him how i caught them trying to break in. he sorta laughed then asked if i wanted to call the cops, i told him no and to please keep what happened relatively quiet. since hes a cool dude, he didnt really ask questions as to why i didnt want to talk to the police. all he said was "alright man, its good to know you live next door." i just laughed and said it was mutual.
annnd now im sitting online ordering a door chain for my front door. its funny because i usually feel like a douchebag for being paranoid about my house being secure, but i guess this incident just shows its for a good reason. had i not been a paranoid bastard and not had my door locked, i would have been on the other end of the surprise, most likely ending in me having my ass beat and getting my shit stolen.
god damn that shit was crazy...
what wrong with owning a gun as long as its only used for self defence and huntting i own multiple guns for hunting.
well acctually a poll showed that 56% of men do measure the penis
and like another 20% do and dont ussally admit to it
At 2/19/08 10:48 PM, urbn wrote: SO AWESOME THE BANNER DOESN'T FIT ALL THE WAY ACROSS!
AWESOME!
/sarcasm
im making on e that will fit all the way across
At 2/19/08 10:44 PM, WhiteKingdom wrote:At 2/19/08 10:42 PM, UMREE wrote: oh this thing again, please dont make threads that have already been made like a day agoTwenty, Twenty-four hours to go. I want to be sedated.
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Sounds kewl yet slightly gay at the same time.
no why the hell would i do that anyway lol
Does it look like i really care that show is fag
look at this sweet gaming site i found
Rule 423-83-section Z: If all holes of the girl are full another opening must be made in the vigaina or anal region. or hmm i was going to say bellybutton but that sounds wierd,
i shall recomend putitng your penis in a pencil sharpiner or snorting salt
Well everyone in bikini bottom are perves and love looking and his very unnoticeable penis or... wate maybe it's a vagina but dont ask me
Prolly about 11 i went to take a wee one day and i was like 'WTF is goin on here" then i relized "I HIT PUBERTY" then finished peeing and played an MMORPG
while banging your girl friend
that would be a sucky time to die
She was proilly stoned and getting butt fucked my her dog
true true good ides indeed submitt to the people that own NG and BBS.
ill put a word in myself
i say both (but is that actually happend it would rip its skin off revealing the the organs causing it to die)
nope herd they are going to stay and $400 for the good one and $300 for the core system (TIP: dont buy the core system) pm me if you have anymore questions about games or game systems
i say bann um from submitting flashes and from posting on the forums for eva *ehco* eva eva eva eva eva.
erase the intire hd ram and pull out the bios chip and put it back in and then buy new operating system and try that.
well you see it is simple ether wear a srap on or just have a femail tranny with tits and a penis rape the guy up the butt harder the stone.
and there you go
.:aovm:. (a)rmy_(o)f_(m)ini_(v)ans
right there that is a good one
OMG i hate myspace soo soo soo bad i wanna just take it down i wanna sue the owner for smm
and get lots of money and the site and turn the site into another site for newgrounds
