At 11/25/09 10:17 AM, Xarnor wrote: Is Orange some kind of new drug?

No.

Not at all. I can watch a porn and say "Man, I'd really like her to suck my dick." That really doesn't give the ugly, middle-aged woman behind me the right to unzip my pants and start slobbering all over my dick. You guys just hate twilight fans.

I agree. It's pissing me off. I actually enjoy Twilight.

At 11/23/09 09:57 PM, letiger wrote:

At 11/23/09 09:56 PM, leo967846 wrote: Oh the irony, right as i saw this topic that commercial came on.

Watching George Lopez, like me, eh?

I was too :D.

I have an old fashioned flute which makes the most beatiful sound ever.§

Any games like Newgrounds Sim?
I really enjoyed it, but it got repetiv, due to lack of options.

So, I'm looking around for a game like it, that maybe is a bit more fun.

At 11/21/09 06:26 PM, Snipedown wrote:

At 11/21/09 06:24 PM, Porkchop wrote: Go here and press F5

=|

Not impressed Porkchop, I expected better from you.

Then whatever you're looking for is most likley lost in the other million sites.

Well, long story, but I got a large bump on my head.

Anyway, I was at the basketball court, watching some kids play basketball. I decided to get up. "Hey, toss me the ball." I said. The kid tossed it to me, and I dribbled I wasn't looking when I was running sideways and I shot it. It bounced right off the rim, then I turned forward and nailed the Steel pole so hard. I still have a bump on my head from it. Happened at 6:00 P.M. this evening. I should be more carful :|.

At 11/20/09 09:53 PM, Neenja-SkLz wrote:

Ok what the fuck...

Haha. That gave me a good laugh.

You're all idiots for criticizing the thread owner's opinion. For fucks sake, you have you're own opinions. I assume all of you feel good now. Yeah, get a life.

Mine wouldn't.

Lol. Niiice job sir.

I just played that like 6 weeks ago. If only I remembered the name...

Tie a rope around your neck, and tie the end to a pole from a 10 story hotel, stick a Apple in you're mouth, and put slits in you're ankles, stick a Chainsaw down you're pants, turn Chainsaw on, and leap. You won't scream, because the apple. Perfect :D.

A nice big chicken, roasted, with a hole, with stuffing inside it with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy right next to it. Mmmmm.

I take fresh made grape's or whatever I have in my Mom's garden and I make Jelly myself with my mom. And I use that. With peanut's? I just buy it. Sept I sneak weed into mine.

why would somebody pay some kid fifty bucks a week to play your dad's games? what do you besides that? give reassuring cuddles that his games won't be totally destroyed by better games in the market?

I don't play them, I help make them. Otherwards, I stack the games up on the shelfs to be bought.

I'd love to know where all of you newgrounds work at, if you earn money at home or at a job.

I work at a Game shop.

My dad is a Game Designer, so I get to use some of my skills. So far, I have helped my dad make a real game. Only one, but I am helping him make another. So I get paid by his boss to help. I get about 50$ a week, sometimes more, depending how hard I work.

When I'm at work. Durahur.

Yes.

Also, I love to walk. I walk 10 miles a day. Which is the size of my city.

Haha.

It depends on what mood I am in.

American pie is the best.

Oh god.

I agree.

At 11/12/09 09:36 PM, Chocomilk wrote: I think there reaction would be "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!".

Also, I would bring my computer so that I could show everyone Twilights needledick.

No. Just fucking no.

They would be like "CAN WE SUCK IT!" and I'd be like "Nou, this is just a stupid sentence I made up lolol.

Nou.

8:11 for me.

Lol.....

Only trees are decorated in my town right now :).