I always wore jeans and old concert T-Shirts my parents gave me until i picked up my own sense of style and zazzyness.

Jeans still be awesome though.

At 11/19/09 12:04 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: The astronauts like to crack jokes IMO.

They better. I demand to be entertained.

At 11/16/09 03:12 PM, Jamoke wrote: I'm still waiting for the one where Bugs and Fudd do a Viking opera. Best ever. Anything with Elmer Fudd is gold anyhow.

I actually saw that last night right before they stopped playing them. Caught only that and the one where mice try to kill Sylvester and Porky in some sort of haunted house.

Well, I did super love my front left jeans pocket but I got this awesome new jacket recently with a secret pocket. Man that pocket is awesome.

Also back jeans pockets suck. Fuck the fuck that.

At 11/10/09 06:38 PM, AntiHero1317 wrote: Well your 17 depending on weither or not your educated and can get a job and a place to stay, your pretty much fucked financially which pretty much means your fucked overall

Amazing insight. You should like teach 'n shit man.

Every day is like another episode in the series of "EpicFail's shitty life".

Oh god yes I can't wait for the next episode!

At 11/9/09 04:20 PM, STEM wrote: I drive a mini, which uses an electronic key. As long as the keys are within 5 feet of the car I can open it with a button on the handles, even if they're locked inside :P

What if you're stuck at a red light and someone tries to force their way in knowing this?

Using a pre-planned joke or "witty" comment of any sort is fucking lame. Pick up things from people you talk to but don't put work into remembering them. Stuff like that is supposed to come natural to you, though you shouldn't blurt out random jokes of phrases like a child either.

The only help I can give ya on this subject is to not bother with it at all. Being the funniest person in the group isn't that important anyway.

At 11/9/09 12:21 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Wait...how is that any different from the way things are now?

You watch your tongue woman, or I'll get Tyrone and Deshawn to give you the same.

May involve big black dicks.

Oh man, I'd be such a slut.

So much black guy penis I will see. :3

At 11/8/09 11:36 PM, ELITE-101 wrote:

discuss stuff

New episodes makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. ^___________^

At 10/30/09 09:25 PM, Parlux wrote: mystery science theater 3000, really?

You guys are fucking gay.

Quiet you.

The rest of you sillykikes, get in here.

Doesn't really sound like they're gonna budge on the subject. Maybe you could tell them you'll move out and get out of their hair ONLY if they let you have a job/car. As long as you can support yourself you don't have to answer to them anymore. Besides, they should realize you need to go about having your own life now.

Be firm and clear about what you want.

Have a good one Sen. May drunken sexings be had with most regrettable consequences.

At 11/3/09 11:23 PM, OfficeMan wrote: I got myself sick eating Batteries, I have a eating disorder where i get
strange cravings for objects such as pennies and deodorant

If that's the case, shouldn't you have someone watching you all the tme making sure you don't do stupid shit like this? Or has your family finally given up on you and just decided to wait until the next bottle of bleach goes missing.

Whatever, you've lost my interest. Good day sirs.

At 11/3/09 11:12 PM, OfficeMan wrote: Besides the poison center hates me

Oh, of course. How silly of me to think otherwise.

By the way, in what moronic way did you happen to get sick anyhow?

Most people would contact poison control before gathering things to induce vomiting. Even less would post about it on a forum before solving the situation.

But hey what do I care? You go and have fun with that death now champ.

At 11/2/09 10:53 AM, Stretchysumo wrote: Better bring some extra ammo, those crazy muslims are using juggernaut.

Hope he gets to play the next Call of Duty before he goes. He'll need that extra training!

At 10/30/09 03:37 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 10/30/09 03:30 PM, Tonsil-Hockey wrote: Well the pigs gave us swine flu, so they deserve to die... Ever tried bald eagle, mega goodness

Arabs gave us the common cold, we don't eat them.

Who would want to eat an Arab? Use your brain damnit.

Look, that is Old Kentucky Shark and he has been there.

At 10/28/09 09:15 PM, Rucklo wrote: then later on i'd get an angry phonecall from my mom, whom the weakest people on the other side of the earth called and said what i did. then i'd be grounded. :(

I bet your mom still does your laundry for you.

Yeah okay, enough with the conspiracy theories detective Munch.

This story would of been better if you got sick. Most unsatisfying.

At 10/26/09 10:56 PM, Jamoke wrote: Say hello, Nudge.

You are growing stronger O dark skinned one.

In the art of lolwtfery.

At 10/26/09 07:16 PM, Ptcfast wrote:

At 10/26/09 07:14 PM, FatJoe214 wrote:

At 10/26/09 07:10 PM, Ryan wrote: Agreed, Tom's just being a greedy Jew now. We should burn him or something yeah?

Killing greedy jews? I think I heard this somewhere hmmm.....

What the fuck are you implying!

Whoa hold on fellas, easy now. Let's not start a ruckus.

At 10/26/09 06:59 PM, reviewer2 wrote: All of the sites revenue is made from the ads on the side of the front page.

No.

Agreed, Tom's just being a greedy Jew now. We should burn him or something yeah? Screw him and all that, who does he think he is! What with his fancy beard and website full of these... "flasheys".

It's all quite unsettling it is. I have half a mind to phone the officials I do!

"Ernestina Mondragon also says she wants to be reimbursed for a hospital stay she says was caused by the incident."

dsfjbsdjbfsdthe fuck what?

If words and embarrassment hurt as much as this dingbat took it, there would be a whole lot more high school related suicides.

Seeking money or attention from shit like this is just pathetic.

At 10/25/09 11:30 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Part 1 of my favorite episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M27VlJOoG H8

THE BLOB!

Where the fuck is cast. You're missing out on all the nostalgia you stupid faduck.

At 10/25/09 08:00 AM, FlashCam wrote:

At 10/25/09 08:00 AM, Rucklo wrote: welcome to the mod-family, person!

Wait...How do you be a mod???

By asking. Duh.