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New room, since the other one is full...

www.nutsybolts.com/invite.php/13638

I personally use superglue.

There's a writing forum for stuff like this, but I doubt we want you.

At 8/22/10 06:28 PM, Stevenscar wrote: Sleep would restore 10 health, healthy food would restore .5 health. Unhealthy food would cost you .5 health. Being in a good mood would cause a +25% boost in health for every action, while a bad mood would reduce your health regeneration by 50%. Losing a limb would result in a d8 roll and a d4 roll where (roll one)*7 = the number of days and (roll two)*5 = the amount subtracted from 100 in which your health will be capped at (Unless you get a >100 bonux) and also pie will give you 9,001 health immediately, as will lotsa spaghetti.

Hm... health would then determine your weight. A high health means low weight, a lower health means high weight.

Then you would have to rewrite the grappling rules to account for that...

Fuck no!

At 8/22/10 06:29 PM, Shrubs wrote: this is going to be like middle ages :(

They had rapists in the middle ages.

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I would think the AD&D system would work better... you pass out if your health reaches 0. Technically you can stay alive until about -10, maybe. You'd have to calibrate it.

At 8/22/10 06:12 PM, HayBayBee wrote:

At 8/22/10 06:11 PM, ninjaman9000 wrote: I don't think she would make an account on this site.

Lets hope not.

The consequences of that...

My attempt to start a serious discussion turned into a spamwar. I'm disgusted with Newgrounds.

Nah, I was just trollin'

Where is everyone... I'm in NGBBS on the English server. I checked the thread, and no one said anything about a new room...

Sad Face

"Trolling" does not refer to someone 'acting like a troll,' i.e. being a jackass and hitting people with a large club. Nor does it refer to someone having an opinion that you dislike. That's just you being dumb.

It refers to the practice of trolling as a fishing technique; that is, laying out numerous lines and dragging them behind a running boat. The idea is that if you run a line around for long enough, something will catch onto it. And after a while, they reel everything in and lol at the fish. Good times for all.

Trolling on the Internet involves doing the same thing; putting out bait in the form of a dumb opinion and waiting for idiots to latch onto it and get angry. Then the 'troll' reels in the idiots and has a good laugh.

Someone, probably the person who coined the term, realized that 'troll' was a nice pun. You could then post a picture of a troll to indicate someone was trolling, instead of say, using a pic of someone trolling for Bluefin Tuna over Hudson Canyon. Trolling has nothing to do with trolls, like the ones in Tolkien- it's just a pun.

So you see, by replacing troll with gnome, not only are you losing the original meaning, but you're also proving that you are in fact an idiot. QED

RWT is Professor Emeritus at the Insitute of Internet Learning, and previously held the Chair of the Department of Interwebs. He has years' worth of experience in forum browsing and dolphin fishing. He spends his summer engaging in both while also acting as Head of State for the nation of New Zealand.

Newgrounds is not your personal army.

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I'm sorry to extend this thread's miserable existence, but why does the troll have a bazooka?

A fiver says this is going to end up being the center of a huge forum war...

I'm also running a pool for what you think the name of the flash about it will be. PM me for the chart. Space is limited.

At 8/22/10 04:12 PM, Technolord wrote: ok then how do you change the weapon nd the aura? :o

Change your aura under your account tab. The weapon is part of your level.

I repeat, http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/3

By voting on at least 5 submissions and 'depositing' 10 points daily.

In the future: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/3

At 8/21/10 03:42 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote:

At 8/21/10 03:41 PM, shabbo wrote: Yup, we all started as females in the womb and then something something gave us dicks.

But no one knows what what it was?

Could it be... The Y Chromasome?!

It's on the X Chromasome. You got one, therefore you have nipples.

Men can lactate, you know.

At 8/20/10 09:21 PM, Ptero got the joke right

Epic lulz ensued

The Land Before Time Bandits

Sequal lacks all-star cast of original, as it takes place several million years before any of them are born.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raiders of the Lost Ark

Spinoff involving Angelina Jolie as a sexy Nazi is less appealing than it sounds.

Se7en Samurai

Japanese horror film. 'Lust' killing considered of special interest to furries.

Hana-Big

Kurosawa's film noir atmosphere and a gripping story ruined by Tom Hanks.

Point Breaking Point

Plotless series of racing, surfing, and violence scenes makes this a modern classic.

Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo Rose

Pornographic

At 8/20/10 02:35 PM, weebuR wrote: You used pole smoking Tony-FagGraves image therefore you lose.

That was intentional.

:D

At 8/20/10 01:27 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

At 8/20/10 01:22 PM, weebuR wrote:

At 8/20/10 01:12 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: wow look at my masterpiece!!

what are you going to do now sue me?

My lawyer will be in contact with you shortly.

right.. hope yours knows how to deal with Military lawyers. IE JAG

IDEA!

A C-130 Hercules piloted by ace JAG lawyer Harmon Rabb, Jr. drags you across the water via a tow-rope connected to your testicles.

I grazed my left middle finger, my side, my right arm, and buried a round in my couch.

Shit that was close. Time to go to the hospital.

While the hero has been dicking around, far away the Great Evil has had time to gather strength.

It begins.

At 8/19/10 11:09 PM, Cootie wrote: Her husband is a multi-millionaire, funny, and a good looking guy. I wouldn't get my hopes up for giving her a poke. But, yes April is pretty darn fine.

The other two things I don't disagree with, but Tom isn't that rich.

He spent all the money on his wife. Best wishes to them.

When Jade gets here, tell her that the sore is on your penis.

You'll thank me later.

Get him something he'd like, but paint a swastika on it.

Or if you aren't a douche, use a removable sticker.

As my dear old dad used to say:

"Religion isn't bad. Organized religion is what I have a problem with. When people start using "you're gonna go to hell" as a justification for making them do stuff, religion gets stupid."

I agree. When people use religion as a basis for telling people what to do... well, you know what happens.

Praise Aten, build his giant temple in the desert!

Incidentally, this guy is considered the genesis of Judeo-Christian tradition.

At 8/19/10 09:17 PM, Memorize wrote:

At 8/19/10 09:11 PM, SteveGuzzi wrote:

Can you explain to me why you apparently think an image may become a religious symbol by official decree only? Because to me, that's what seems "fucking retarded" here.

Really?

Then can you explain to me why you don't apply this logic in EVERY place a cross is seen?

Why is it that you only care about a cross next to a gave site?

Why is it that when the architects of Government buildings made them with characters of wisdom from religion, legend, and myth... the only one you people bitch about is Solomon?

Why not complain about the Letter "t" in our alphabet?

But let's not stop there, we need to ban the "X" too.

Because what is an "X" but a tilted cross?

You be trollin', in my honest opinion.

Evidence for my argument (that the cross has been adapted as a secular symbol):

http://www.riotacts.com/fire/maltesecros s.html

Have you ever heard anyone bitch about how your local fire department uses a cross-shaped symbol? Knowledgeable firefighters themselves will tell you that the current symbol is derived from the cross of St. Florian, the patron saint of fire protection. It has become such an icon, and has evolved such a benign meaning, that it's acceptable to stamp it on U.S. government property.

If you look around, you'll find many crosses on government property. All of them, including the markers in question in this debate, have a secular meaning.

At 8/19/10 08:23 PM, Memorize wrote:

At 8/19/10 08:09 PM, SteveGuzzi wrote:

At 8/19/10 07:53 PM, Memorize wrote: The funny part is that you actually believe a cross is a religious symbol.

...the real funny part is you pretending it isn't.

How many people were put up to be killed on crucifixions before Jesus came along?

How many people were put to death by it after him?

Can you point to me where in any part of the Christian's "holy text" that makes out the object to be of a religious nature?

No?

Then you're as fucking retarded as those religious idiots who think that spear that pierced Jesus' side means a damn thing.

Okay, dude, 99.99% of Christians would assure you that the cross is a symbol of Christ. I think that constitutes a 'Christian belief.'

But back to the point; I think it is silly. The cross is of course a Christian symbol, but it has come to represent memorial in a secular way, at least in my mind. If a specific family whose loved one was being honored objected, that's one thing. And in that case, it's simply a matter of taste. But I seriously doubt anyone, even a non-Christian, would be offended by the erection of a cross to mark the site where a loved one was killed.

The cross is a symbol in the Christian tradition. The United States is not a stated follower of, nor does it endorse, Christianity. But that doesn't mean that many public traditions can't be rooted in that tradition without breaking separation of Church and State. Many public buildings are built in the Greco-Roman style; does that mean an endorsement of that culture?

At 8/19/10 07:15 PM, steph2568 wrote: He should, but I doubt he will.

He's online RIGHT FUCKING NOW!! OMGOMGOMG

I think I wet myself.