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At 4/9/08 06:51 PM, KemCrab wrote: Is this big enough?

What the fuck is wrong with you?!?

Don't call him a fag! He's just trying to express his emotions through his fashion sense and photography

Fashion sense?!? Sounds gay enough to me... (just kidding, man)

At 4/9/08 06:37 PM, Shawtey wrote: well anything less than 15 inches wide and 42 inches long in too small

If that's the standard, I'm guessing most all guys are screwed... do they make slacks that big?

At 4/8/08 10:02 PM, subpar wrote: What if he wants a threesome?

Worst damn idea I've seen all day.

At 4/8/08 09:54 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote:

At 4/8/08 09:50 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Kill them.

Now that kind of advice is just strange...

Best damn idea I've seen all day.

At 4/8/08 09:47 PM, Jewgrounds wrote: hey baby let's fuck

I once saw a guy try line that in a bar. The chick threw her drink in his face. XD

In my bedroom.

I was 2AM, I was tired, too tired to go to te bathroom, so I pissed on the carpet and went back to bed. The funniest part? I did this twice.

At 4/8/08 09:25 PM, KingsHighway wrote: I was thinking of ways to describe canada when suddenly it hit me. I thought In terms of a band. Tell me newgrounders which do you think better suits Canada? The bass player that sits in the back, who doesn't really stick out but kinda makes a contribution, or the Keyboard player whos happy to be there, yet never gets laid?

Canada can be the drunk hippie who's too poor to buy a ticket and just sits outside the fence.

Or is the polyjesters an option?

"You're ugly, but I'd still date you"

Got that from a children's video game.

At 4/8/08 09:08 PM, PennyPigtails wrote: It's odd that your girlfriend is still going to the dance with your friend even though he's hitting on her..
And your friend doesn't seem to loyal if he's hitting on your girlfriend and askes her to his dance.
How come he can't ask ANOTHER girl to his dance?

Penny's got a point... your girlfriend seems to be going along with your friend... but, on the plus side, your girlfriend is the envy of all of your disloyal friends.

At 4/8/08 09:00 PM, Azutom wrote: You should make a thread about it.

Good instructions.

Seriously, I say wait and see what happens. If your friend and girlfriend get involved, beat your 'friend' to a pulp. If not, heh, can't hurt to still beat your friend to a bloody pulp.

There's only one solution. The world is out to get you!

Lookout behind you!

That hurt like hell! And it didn't work, you ba-

I mean, I wasn't gullible enough to try it. I'm not stupid.

Linux = least preferred gift for dads

This will probably blow up in your face, when you forget to back-up the files or when daddy comes home early. (Next time, get the bottle of scotch)

It strikes me that the same people who buy that t-shirt will complain about everone always associating them with the rape...