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At 11/27/08 11:37 PM, lawlmaster wrote:

At 11/27/08 11:34 PM, InnerChild548 wrote: That's what it looked like to me.

He's puking out a green shit?

Your use of the article made my lol.

MS Paint fails at altering text boxes...

At 11/27/08 11:02 PM, deth-x wrote: yes but there was a point in time when you were born but when you die there's noreturning so you're not going to suddenly come to life it's like that...... FOREVER

I intend to leave this world having killed quite a few people. Peace is overrated. People just abuse it.

Having a memory tis' the only way to survive.

Get a video game system box, and put a smaller box inside.

Make the stuff on the boxes less desirable as you get to smaller nesting boxes, until you get down to a box with brokeback mountain and some batteries. Don't tell him what the batteries are for.

Lawrence of Arabia, peter o' toole.

Oh wait, he's not a made up character like the rest of you losers.

I love how you asked us instead of calling the cops.

"The young boy was on newgrounds, talking about the weirdos when he was shot..."

I just scared the crap out of you, didn't I.

At 11/27/08 10:28 PM, carbonwater wrote: I really hate British humor.

I'm sitting there watching one of their shows, and the audience pissed them selfs with laugher every time there's the slightest hint of a bad joke, and i'm sitting there going "What the fuck is so funny?".

Albatross!!

Do memes qualifiy as jokes?

Alec Guiness.

"What have I done?" *Boom*

At 11/27/08 08:35 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: I fucked a girl and I hated it.

I had bad fellatio.

Has anyone ever noticed that Wade is the one they make give us bad news?

I'm that kid.

*ripped from the next thread down*

Guys, it wasn't a rick roll. They actually wanted to hear music from a famous 80's singer.

At 11/27/08 05:12 PM, Georgia-BULLDOG wrote: Great.
Any real answers?

A cluterfuck is a general breakdown of everything in a system. Kind of undefinable. Imagine a SNAFU situation and a FUBAR situation failing to deliver, causing a total breakdown of logical thought as a flaming wall of total system breakdown sweeps down on us.

Congress

Ed Beard
Chris Crocker
Ashton Lewis
David Wright

At 11/27/08 01:07 PM, UfaKefe wrote: Such a lovely 1776, isn't it? But enough of that. Us over at our little country are tired of your crap, again. We already have problems, so why are you making things worse? I think you guys should stop. We already have problems with anarchy, money, government and our militia isn't well funded. We need to rewrite our constitution and make sure we get it right and you guys aren't helping much.

So, stop selling your goods at cheaper prices, it does no good for us and stop giving the brutish natives guns. We have enough problems already! D:<

Sincerely, the 13 States of America

P.S. Tell the French to back off too.

1. Americans and Brits hated the natives equally.

2. The French were american allies.

3. They weren't states back then.

4. Who is this written to? The British? And why are you mad that they're selling stuff cheap?

5. You know very little about this, jingoist.

6. Ye shall be banned for remaking a locked thread. !!!

I'll see you on Native American Genocide Day, american.

At 11/27/08 12:48 PM, HolyTomato wrote: Im a Loony Toons kid, they need to put it back on tv

Road Runner, man. That's the shit.

At 11/27/08 12:39 PM, silentgamer656 wrote: Just wanted to say IN You're Fucking Face England!!!

America is bettet then any other country! We have more money and we accepted all race,religion,and ect.

America! We are number 1!

We're allies now, dickhead. And you yanks got pwned in 1812.

The official longest is "I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doin? Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o, Hirohito Blues"
- Hoagy Carmichael

The unofficial longest is "The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation
-Rednex

Most consider "All Clockwork and No Bodily Fluids Makes Hal a Dull Metal Humbert In Heaven Every Elephant Baby Wants to Be So Full of Sting Paul Simon in the Park with Canticle - But You Can't Pick Your Friends Vacuum Genesis DEFMACROS HOWSOMETH INGDOTIME SALENGTHS OMETHINGL ETBFOLLOW AAFTERNOO NGETPRESE NTMOMENTI FTHINGSWO NTALWAYSB ETHISWAYT BCACAUSEA BWASTEAFT ERNOONWHE NEQBMERET URNFROMSH OWLITTLEG REENPLACE 27" to be disqualified, for the last half being entirely random letters.
-Game Theory

The longest that is actually a lyric is "The Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga Sewing Circle, Book Review and Timing Association"
-Jan and Dean

It's not a rick roll if the people there want it played... you used their recording, idiot.

It's only a rick roll if some random person does it to annoy. Macy's day was not a rick roll, 1. Because rick astley actually did it, and 2. because people there wanted him...

At 11/27/08 11:08 AM, NeverHundred wrote:

At 11/27/08 10:54 AM, RWT wrote:

At 11/27/08 10:48 AM, Mags1722 wrote:

At 11/27/08 10:43 AM, InsaneBrutality wrote: It doesnt hurt you if you aren't caught.

yea it does because you have to remember that stuff for when you grow up and get a future job so cheating affects life ahead because you dont learn anything.

Wrong.

Anything above grade 5 is just for college. You will NEVER have any occasion in real life in which you need to know how to diagram a sentence, graph an exponential function, or identify the atomic mass of a covalent substance.

History/Geography though, you can never know enough of that. But it is fairly harmless if you have important facts down.

That was exactly what my thoughts were when I read Mags post. Jobs for occupations that require half the things they tech you in school are not popular, they aren't in demand... if you want to major in quantum physics, art history or advanced mathematics chances are you will not be a le to find a job that you're qualified for when you graduate. Engineering is the only safe route to go... so that takes a bit of math and some sciences... english is useless unless you want to be a grammar nazi when you grow up. History and Geography are brain candy and nothing more, I loved those classes but what am I doing now? heh... useless.

Yeah, my entire family's engineers. (My cousin worked in Boston, showed up on the History Channel documentary on the bridge :-D) Great profession, because today's kids are too lazy to get through engineering school. High demand, inflated wages. I was literally raised knowing how to use autoCAD. It's as simple as flash.

I occasionally cheat (though sometimes it's just checking answers on a non-graded thing, to avoid looking like an idiot. Our spanish professor calls us Lemingues...). But really, I excell at maths and science, and I already know the history. (Thank you, Larry Gonick)

Once you get to high school, make sure you can read, write a decent essay, do algebra, know at least one foreign language, understand your entire primary science textbook, and can find evey country on earth on a map, and you qualify for 99% of jobs. Beyond that, just cheat.

Type of vehicle: Crustaceon
Name of Vehicle: Zoidberg
Horsepower: 1 (capable of pulling a horse drawn cart when whipped)
Engine: 4 hearts, 3 stomachs
Cost: Will travel for food.

Type of Vehicle: Crapmobile
Name of Vehicle: Smart Car
BHP(Brake Horse Power) : .5 of a horse
Max. Speed: Very little
Engine size: Small
How much it cost: Priceless

At 11/27/08 10:52 AM, TheWolfe wrote: Tim?

Yeah, who is Tim? If you mean Tom, lmfao.

At 11/27/08 10:48 AM, Mags1722 wrote:

At 11/27/08 10:43 AM, InsaneBrutality wrote: It doesnt hurt you if you aren't caught.

yea it does because you have to remember that stuff for when you grow up and get a future job so cheating affects life ahead because you dont learn anything.

Wrong.

Anything above grade 5 is just for college. You will NEVER have any occasion in real life in which you need to know how to diagram a sentence, graph an exponential function, or identify the atomic mass of a covalent substance.

History/Geography though, you can never know enough of that. But it is fairly harmless if you have important facts down.

At 11/27/08 10:45 AM, Hail2TheChief wrote: Hours of boring ass back and forth and most games end in a tie!! YAWN! How can so many people like that crap? I know that soccer is the most popular sport in the world because most of the world is piss poor and you can pretty much play it with anything round and kickable like a coconut, rock or orange, but wake up people! GET WITH THE TIMES!!! Them poor kids should stop being such lil pussies and grab an American football and tackle the hell outta each other! It builds character!

The REAL football, American Football is starting to take over and it will soon be king!

Try a pub in England or South Africa when England's in the cup (and losing). It'll top anything Dallas/Pittsburg or Michigan/Ohio could ever do.

Go Serbia!!!! Woo!!!!

At 11/27/08 10:43 AM, InsaneBrutality wrote: It doesnt hurt you if you aren't caught.

Technically, it often will.

Your teacher gives you harder shit to do if you do the best, you get boosted up to a higher class perhaps... all in all, bombing a quiz lets you know you need to work on it for a test.

But if you have no way to possibly pass a test/quiz, by all means cheat.

People who say cheating is stealing are just mad that they took the harder route to an A.

At 11/27/08 10:38 AM, austin wrote: Someone alert the media, a clam has learned how to read and write English, and use the internet!

Red eagle, the mollusc has missed the clambake. I repeat, mollusc has missed the clambake.

At 11/27/08 10:38 AM, illusionxd wrote: sorry for the bad spelling and grammar
my friend does cheat to test and stuff and when we mad a test today he cheated and got an A and as oual I GOT AN C

IS IT RIGHT

Why would it be wrong?

He isn;t stealing anything. He's only hurting himself by misrepresentating his ability.