I admit, I was once a troll. I waited under a bridge until BBM came across looking for grass, then scared the crap out of him. Good times.

At 7/6/09 11:21 AM, STEM wrote:

At 7/6/09 11:20 AM, Chat-man wrote:

At 7/6/09 11:18 AM, Earthshine wrote: How do you know it's the ads?

because while safari is not responding, the ad is still goin.

For now, just install an adblocker and see if your problems are cleared up. The best one available for safari would have to be this one, though it's mac only
http://burgersoftware.com/en/safariadblo ck

It makes me warm on the inside that the mods care enough to give people the tools to block their site's ads.

At 6/30/09 07:16 AM, bladeofluigi wrote: GOOD NEWS!

http://www.frontiernet.net/~docbob/sun.h tm

The sun won't kill us by Super Nova, it'll just boil us to death.

So, how do we stop that Star from destroying us all?

The sun would need to be a LOT more massive to supernova...

I know how we can avoid death by helium flash- we can go extinct before then.

You're going to hate me for this...

REM

At 6/29/09 07:07 PM, VespeneGas wrote:

At 6/29/09 07:06 PM, RWT wrote:

At 6/29/09 07:04 PM, VespeneGas wrote:

At 6/29/09 07:03 PM, RWT wrote: You look like a gay hobbit who got invited to his uncle's wedding.

Ahah, you're awesome. I can tell by the way you post. Nice try though.

Edited for grammar.

Dude shut up. You're not cool and no one cares about grammar on the internet.

I'll be more relevant. Black is not a good idea unless the wedding is after sunset. Put your sleeves down. The white tie = disaster, but I won't go there. The belt is nowhere near formal. Take off the pink wristband. Everything you own needs to be ironed. And possibly washed.

I'm done.

At 6/29/09 07:04 PM, VespeneGas wrote:

At 6/29/09 07:03 PM, RWT wrote: You look like a gay hobbit who got invited to his uncle's wedding.

Ahah, you're awesome. I can tell by the way you post. Nice try though.

Edited for grammar.

You look like a gay hobbit who got invited to his uncle's wedding.

The response to my first post ever was "You didn't make a complete arse of yourself."

It comes with the territory.

"Vesper, that's an interesting name. Mind if I name my drink after it?"

At 6/29/09 06:44 PM, Brazilman wrote: please just let this topic die

Eu serei nunca isto topico morrem!

This is going to be fun.

At 6/29/09 02:24 PM, TightRope wrote: a high school football game inhabited by students of every race

It came in a round, fluorescent plastic tube like the tubes inside of magic markers, it was even multicolored.

all the people lived in what looked like section 8 housing

they could be struck by lightning.

there was a very old man who would hang out with these kids

I believe this dream was real. Any opinions?

All of that sounded possible, plausible in fact. Seriously, does your school NOT have people of every race?

A Sikh's Kanga.

Pessoas gostam de blams grátis.

E eu urino em seu zona de livre-câmbio.

I finally found a reason for learning Portuguese. I love Manaus, by the way. Where the two rivers meet...

It's reverse psycology. He invites trolls, then he begins flaming trolls. And when the trolls get flamed and begin trolling over the OP, the OP will begin trolling and the ubiquitous 5000-character long rants will begin.

Give her a card with this written on it: (It means love)

%u5E79

If the symbol broke:

http://www.chineseinkdesign.com/Chinese-
Symbol-for-fuck.htm

What does FGC stand for?

I hate shows that cut away from the story for some bullshit.

The Big Leblowme

At 6/29/09 05:47 PM, Crazyhobo51 wrote: When people use inverted commas incorrectly, so I"m going to give an example on how theyre used.

When someone is talking like this,
'How is it? Joan asked.

See, is that, hard? Inverted commas are very fun and should, be used in any situation where talking is involved."

.
That was the greatest clusterfuck of ironic grammar rant I've ever seen.

1. I"m

2. theyre

3. An example of how they're used.

4. Dependent clause left hanging...

5. "'How is it, Joan asked." WTF??? What does that mean?

6. 'See, is that, hard?' No commas were neccesary.

7. No commas after should.

8. What's with the quotation mark at the end?

And what the hell is an inverted comma? An apostrophe???

Fuck Club

The Joy Fuck Club

The Breakfuck Club

At 6/29/09 05:17 PM, DonDuDonDon wrote: I wonder what half-black half-Asian kids would look like...

Um... Tiger Woods...

At 6/29/09 05:11 PM, Gateau wrote:

At 6/29/09 05:10 PM, RWT wrote: Serious question- you said you can say a few things in Chinese.

Wait, since when is Chinese a language?

Read my post, dumbass.

Serious question- you said you can say a few things in Chinese. Which language? If she speaks the other one, you'll look like a dumbass.

Scott Adams once almost ate a spider.

At 6/29/09 04:59 PM, nitrogyen wrote:

At 6/29/09 04:58 PM, Xarnor wrote: Because it's funny as hell.

you people make me wanna hurl

What do you mean, you people?

At 6/29/09 05:01 PM, nitrogyen wrote:

At 6/29/09 05:00 PM, Xarnor wrote: Only if we can laugh at you.

i was talking about disgrimination

Learn to spell discrimination, then come debate racial ethics. Randomly going out there as a crusader against racism leads to nothing...

At 6/29/09 04:59 PM, Rokuro wrote: I have had a pretty shitty day. But I know I could avoid all this by doing something about it... but I don't want to.

Do you ever just feel like sulking in your pile of filth that you created?

Try fucking. It'll brighten your day.

I hate when the Athiest v. Religion debate (from either side) goes back and forth between Christians and Athiests... there's more to religion than Christianity. Not all religions focus on a strict code of how to live that involves hate X and embrace Y and don't wear Z on a Saturday, so don't portray religion that way. A oneness with god is stressed in virtually every mainstream religion- Christianity alienates it so.

If you allowed a little boy to drown, and he came back and killed a bunch of kids every Friday the 13th, would you kill yourself?

"Hey baby, are you a Cepheid, because I could see you from parsecs away and know how hot you are."

%u30D5%u30D5%u30D5, silly Russian.

We do not need the empire to take over the world economically.