I only have some Bush quotes, but these are hilariously stupid. (Thank you dubyaspeak.com !
-At this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly outta Ronald Reagan Airport.
-Laura and I will thank them from the bottom of my heart.
-When you have your own money, it means you've got more money to spend.
-The benefits of helping somebody is beneficial.
-We're in for a long struggle, and I think Texans understand that. And so do Americans.
-Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of "Hop on Pop".
-I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.
-And one of the things we've got to make sure that we do is anything.
-We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.
-Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.
-I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.
-I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.
-You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
-No, I know all the war rhetoric, but it's all aimed at achieving peace.
-My mom often used to say, "The trouble with W" -- although she didn't put that to words.
-In 1994, there were 67 schools in Texas that were rated "exemplorary" according to our own tests.
-I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right.
-Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.
-I understand small business growth. I was one.
-Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.
I did not believe it was possible that someone could make so many slipups until I browsed through that site.