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I have no idea if there's a specific place for this or not.

I can voice, if you need me to. Just email the stuff I need to say at mastermindo7@verizon.net . If you want an example, say so, and I'll provide one.

Keep in mind that I am 13 years old, but I can still help anyways.

Thanks.

Hmm..C.

This was the wrong place to post this my friend.

But I don't know what to tell you. Sorry.

My script is good. Thanks for labeling me with "STEROTYPE", fucker.

Here's the script so far-

Cut to mario and luigi’s house(MANDLSS)_. luigi is standing near the table as mario is walking in.
Mario-Luigi! we got-a some mail!
luigi-oh, boy. i know where this is going.
mario-oh, come-a on, luigi! i was just joking!
Mail guy(from outside)-mail for mr.mario and mr.mario
luigi-God damnit.
mario walks outside to retrieve the mail. he walks back in with a box.
Luigi-what-a is it, mario?
Mario-i-a don’t-a know...let’s-a find out-a...
Mario opens the box. a white flash. we then cut to yoshi’s island(SMW). we see mario standing there.
mario-uh-oh...luigi?
luigi is nowhere to be seen. mario looks around. no luigi. a goomba comes from the right.
goomba-what’s happenin’ man?
mario-oh, no-a. i know you goombas. you’re just a buncha hippies.
goomba-ah, no way, man. we don’’t take to discrimination lightly...get him, brothas!
a bunch of goombas appear out of nowwhere. mario digs into his pocket. he pulls out a business suit.
goomba-oh, no, man! it’s the suit of the man! we’d better, like, split, dude!
the goombas-Like, eeeeeeeee!(they run.)
Mario-Now to find-a luigi!
Cut to the donkey kong..place. luigi is standing there.
donkey-luigi! watcha doin’ here, man?
luigi-i dunno, dk. where am i?
dk-oh, you’re in my house.
luigi-that mail sent me to your house? Okay...(takes box out of pocket, looks) there is no way i’m taking any more mail from 2100 bowser boulevard. wait....
dk-what?
luigi-i know what this is! bowser is getting me back for last night!
cut to a straight-down look at a poker table. white gloves and bowser hands put cards down.
luigi-oh, yeah! 1-up! lets see those house keys, bowsa!
bowser-you’re gonna pay for this, twerp.
cut back to dk’s place
dk-well, you know bowser. he’s an overreacter.
luigi-yeah. he goes off on mario a lot. i remember this one time...
cut to outside the house. bowser is holding a box of cookies.
bowser-ding dong.
mario walks outside.
mario-hola, little girl. what is it you need?
bowser-you idiot! it’s me, bowser. and...er..i’m selling..uh, cookies...to raise money....
mario-aho! and what could that money a-be for, bowser?
bowser-er...uh...ch-charity...
mario-ah. well, i have no money on me right now, let me go get-a my wal-
bowser-nooo! BLIND KIDS NEED MONEY NOW OR ELSE...they wont get no more blind kid help...no more! ARRRRRGH!(spits fireball, roasting mario)
Mario-...(money falls out of his hat)
Cut back to dk’s place
dk-wow, sucks for him.
Luigi-him? he was holding that 5 dollar bill for me!
dk-fine, whatever.
Luigi-good. th-(Luigi suddenly dissapears)
cut to smb 1. mario is standing there.
mario-woah. this-a feels strange...
he moves around.
mario-wow, i feel like a really old guy. and why do i recognize this pla-

he looks toward the castle. “mario wuz hurr” is graffiti-d on the wall.

Mario-oh yeah. this place is from my college days.

goombas come out of nowhere.

goomba-alright, man, we got you now. what’s our mission, bros and sis...es?

the goombas-TO eat lentils!!!

goomba-no, that’s Tomorrow’s mission. today, we take down the man! the chubby man! the PLUMBER MAAAAN!

The goombas-YEAH!!

Goomba-Alright then-(he raises a sword and thrusts it forward) for aslan! for naaarrrniaaaa!!

goombas-CHAAAARRRRRGe!!!!!!

mario-oh, uh, can’t we discuss this over some lava and mushrooms?

goomba-are they fat free? (the goombas stop)

mario-lemme check the bag here....(he checks the bag) nope, sorry.

Goomba-okay then. Uh....CHaaaarrrgee!

the goombas resume charging. mario starts running. suddenly, he dissapears. all the goombas run into a koopa.

koopa-oh, say what? you ain’t gonna run all ovah my shell! you is goin’ down homie! charrrrrrrge, yo!

koopas come out of nowwhere and charge on the goombas.

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All the misspellings are because of the font I used.

At 6/6/06 08:24 PM, WickerBasketofDoom wrote: Was the Nintendo fanboy shitting on you really necessary?

I must say that is pretty disgusting.

At 6/6/06 08:16 PM, Clever_Nickname wrote: You should learn grammar and spelling. Then you should forget. It's a middle finger. How's it going to hurt you?

I think I like you for that first sentence.

However, kids shouldn't be doing that shit.

But I've changed my mind. I agree.

At 6/6/06 08:17 PM, HardcoreEmoGothRebel wrote: your all retardz, stamper is a hacker! thats' y he can post big picz and has a pruple name! i sent alot of emails to waid but he hasnt responed yet

omg dood tihs guy iz rite he iz a hakur

And you're Shakespear.

At 6/6/06 08:16 PM, deadafterall wrote:

let me do the honors... This story if freaking fake you attention whore, get a life.

Hey, moron. It's a story. It's fake.

Get out of the car. Tell his parents. Find out where he lives and tell his parents.

At 6/6/06 08:04 PM, reacon341 wrote: happy bday and oh.........your gunna die

That's not nice.

Happy Birthday.

This is not an insult.

Try the popular search engine Google

At 6/6/06 07:52 PM, HardcoreEmoGothRebel wrote:

At 6/6/06 07:50 PM, jbeannie05 wrote: I say go for it, don't let people, bring you down, pretend that all their or there bad comments are positive one's.

I, agree with, what, you, are saying, about their, comment's

Sorry about the double post, but please, get out of my thread. I can't stand it when I try to ask an intelligent question and all I get is a dumbass with bad grammar skills. Eat a dick.

Yeah. And then there are really great ones like ROTMK. But I wanna know who/what made VG parodies suck. Unoriginality? The Strawberry Clock of VG Parodies? What happened?

At 7/3/05 02:41 PM, pokemon_trainerBROCK wrote:

At 7/3/05 02:39 PM, alexwhin wrote: good points

FINALLY someone else supports my cause!!!!! hey why dont you write a letter too? im trying to write a draft with mom at the moment ti get my toons back

It's amazing how the only support you get is in the version of two very insignificant words.

Go to hell.

Why would you teacher interview Dick Wad?

....What the hell were you trying to say?

No. There is no way in heaven, hell, or on earth that that was supposed to be funny.

Man...this sucks.

I'm working on a script for a Mario sprite parody.

Now how many of you said "What an idiot. VG Parodies suck."

I want to know how this came to be. My script, so far, is okay, in my opinion. I won't be accepted as a good Flash-er though, because it's a Mario parody.

If you want examples of the script, say so. But I want an answer.

If you're SC, I'm going to kill you. I'd change your name.

Holy SHIT, dude. This is awesome/crazy. You need to make a part 3.

At 4/20/06 06:22 PM, Bwave wrote:

At 4/20/06 06:16 PM, Franklin_Moore wrote: You probably haven't even played the game.

I played it in the store, didnt you read the post?

Not enough.

At 6/6/06 12:16 AM, QTB wrote: ......Random stuff is funny. YOU DON'T KNOW HUMOR YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!11!1

When it's GOOD random. If it's just retarded, it's not funny. Although I perfer smart humor, or perhaps weird and random when it's good.

...

I have no comment for the "What is emo" post. Try the popular search engine Google

No...DBZ is retarded. Plain and simple. I'm sorry, but after a famous webtoon made fun of it, I'll never watch it again. It pointed out to me the dumbassiness.

Oh, and note that everyone who supports it types like a 5 year old. No offense guys, but seriously. I can't UNDERSTAND YOU.

Generic Cheer #87!

RELEASE THE DELETION ZIGS! (Sorry again)

No..it just seems like getting groped by an old turtle guy isn't on her mind.

Ban Spree now, for great justice.

Sorry, diggin' through the old Flash, and started watching some AYB crap.

At 6/6/06 12:05 AM, Mad-Cow wrote:

At 6/6/06 12:02 AM, _Joe_ wrote:

At 6/6/06 12:02 AM, Ozcar wrote: lock and ban tonight...

More like delete and ban.

More like, horrible and unfair idea.

More like, Damn and Genius.

If you had proper grammar, I would COMPLETLEY agree with you. I got "big deal" out of that. So yeah. Don't post a million topics about it. Just, if someone is asking for your opinion, give it.

Totally. I mean, just read the topic Hey NGers. I'm thinking of adding a "Ban List". I've been here less than a day, and I already see too many assholes to count.