1 Forum Post by "RumpleJumperson"
Cereals Made Me Realise I'm Gay
Posted April 12th, 2014 in Writing
In 1996, I was up to new tricks.
13 years old with a mischievous wrist.
Internet was too new and magazines were too few.
Television was my source of adolescent spew.
Sister, Sister's giving me nasty blisters.
Tamira was the chick for my furious wrist-flick.
I'm glad I didn't miss her kiss her mister.
That episode made my comic strips stick.
'Cause the tissues were all used so the comic books were abused.
I found Dennis the Menace pretty sexy at times.
Even the cereals were erotic materials.
When I found out Snap, Crackle and Pop are so damn fine.
