story needs to be flash'd.

At 10/6/09 03:34 PM, gingermagicman wrote: WTF's this?
"Lets go and suck Tom's and all the mods' collective dicks day?"
SRSLY?!

yeah, can you imagine that???! somone on this site actually likes the work that the NG staff are doing, and appreciates the voulenteer work the mods do, and gets inspired from it.

BLASPHEMY, SOMONE SHOULD BAN THE OP FOR BEING A FAN OF NEWGROUNDS. ALSO, DESTROY CARTAGO PL0X.

i prefer DUPLO, my figners aer to big foer lego

At 10/6/09 03:22 PM, Racoonmario wrote:

At 10/6/09 03:16 PM, Rucklo wrote: i think the best thing abot newgorounds is al SMB-movis, i liek them bicas theyr fun

dun foget the sonuc and talse movies tey are th BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i rely liek yuot sigpic, it relly cool lol ^____________^

yikes! while 16 is pretty damn young, i stil hope you two manage to get around and do the best of the situation. So, congrats ^_________^

i think the best thing abot newgorounds is al SMB-movis, i liek them bicas theyr fun

At 10/6/09 03:00 PM, NeNe wrote: k it works now. someone lock this ... i cant be bothered to switch accounts.

thnx

<3

lazy s.o.b...

newgrounds is so gay it was born out of its founders ass

newgrounds is so gay it makes the rainbow feel like a grey blob

newgrounds is so gay it makes straight people crooked

newgrounds is so gay, it'd never marry Gagsy, not even to cheat on her and burst her anus, despite her love for the site.

newgrounds is so gay, they had to invent a new word for it; newgrounds

newgrounds is so gay, fire itself was no match for the flaming homosexuality of the site and its founder

newgrounds is so gay, your fingers smell like shit and semen after a visit.

At 10/6/09 02:14 PM, citricsquid wrote: nah it sucks. Tom sucks. I bet he's gay.

i think this is teh truthings, yes.

At 10/6/09 11:58 AM, The-Great-One wrote:

At 10/6/09 11:40 AM, Catoblepas wrote: I WANT MY BUNCH OF PIXEL TROPHIES!

Well it's not really about the pixel trophies, it's just that the Audio Portal is getting shunned so much. The Audio Portal has been neglected for a long time and I'm glad that this year's Halloween submissions that want to win an award must use non-commercial music.

Still the Audio Portal needs to be worked on some more instead of the Art Portal.

it's not like it's the first contest on NG that requires AP-music...
and while i as an audio-artist myself would love to see improvments with the system, it's not difficult to understand why improvments are being made on other parts of the site instead of time spent with the AP.
I can imagine that the AP don't bring alot of ad-money at all, put the fact that Tom & CO are all flash-people to begin with. Flash is the heart of this site, and may very well always be.

However, with a more up to date AP, I'm pretty sure there would be alot more artists around, and with that even better music, and with that follows more AD-money and clients willing to buy AD-space... kindof a catch 22, but those improvments would have to be made on the expense of letting something else on the site wait. i can only guess that the artportal brings more talent (+ its alot "closer" to flash than audio), and then they have to keep up with the competition of the rest of the internets flashsites, no?...

maybe one day, who know... i do really hope so anyways... :)

all hail wtflolnoob

there's the list based on scores in the flash-portal page, and then every user have the option to add and rank their favorite flashes in their userpages = thread is not nessecary.

behringer stuff

At 10/6/09 12:23 AM, jarrydn wrote: I love it when I get a knock on the door from the parcel post guy :D

neato, i got the BFC2000 or whatever it's calle, the version with 8 motorized faders, that is. i never use it. lol.

At 10/5/09 07:39 PM, Dimoria wrote: Some videos from my band

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuPSKPyZM N0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEenLG1-N mI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u1X44lh9 6w

lolol, one of the guitarists is in my flash-class (Martin) ^___^

i gotta catch you guys playing live some day. lemme know when you're playing near karlstad :D

At 10/5/09 06:40 PM, SolusLunes wrote: GODDAMNIT WHY IS THE SOLUSCAKE STILL BEING USED

because it's so disgusting noone ever dares tasting it?

HAEPEH BURDFGFHADGH SEALUNDR ^__________^

"C'mon, man, it's not fun anymore... Luis, you listening? gimme back my left arm. Be a good sport, give it to me!"

At 10/5/09 04:00 PM, Alchemist94 wrote: And dubstep doesn't have a reese lol :P

a farty synth, then.
except it wouldn't be a synth if you farted in the mic, it'd be a fartsample. fample? :)

At 10/5/09 03:58 PM, Alchemist94 wrote: LINK.

Sorry if this breaks any rules, posting it.

generally we dont allow threads linking to ones music other than the audio-adv thread, but there IS a WIP-thread: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8167 32

and a thread like this can be acceptable if there is a clear focus on a certain issue in the tune or whatever. what we DON'T want is somone making a thread, adressing a bullshit problem just for the sake of making a thread with a link to his/hers tune.

preparations - eat alot of eggs and beans

1 - toss an LFO on a sinewave, there's your wobbly sub.

2 - bring some hihats, a thick bassdrum and a snare with a gated reverb (like, 99% wet or something). the hihat should play randomly, and the bassdrum only in the first half of every bar.

3 - now the preparation-part comes in handy. grab your mic, and aim it at your ass. fart. alot. there's your reece.

tadaaa, you have now made a complete dubstep-tune, and it sounds like shit! Just as it should ^___________^

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/search/top ic/dubstep

seriously though, sometimes good things comes out of shit. literally.

sounds like a really good idea to let the artists choose whom they wish to be scouted from! fingers crossed that the change happens smoothly :)

At 10/5/09 10:18 AM, jarrydn wrote:

At 10/5/09 10:17 AM, Rucklo wrote: yes, it is completley true that we have the time to form some gay-ass aliance and build some kind of e-ladder getting all "high in power", as you put it.

RUCKLO!!! SHHHH!!!

Keep a lid on it!

no, i can't deal with it anymore... i have to get this out... it's all just too much... the banning, the buullying that leads to the suicides... the coldblodded murder we are forced to execute... it's too much, and i'm setting my foot down right here, right now!

looks like my time is up too, a few of my superiours is online right now, as the image below will prove... i'm sure they're investigating my prescense here, and will remove me from what humans call "existance" very soon...

So fare thee well, everyone. i hope that in the future, the world will learn to love again, and everyone who have power on NG can walk hand in hand as equals with the ones who have no power.

BYE BYE EVER

At 10/5/09 09:25 AM, deathteknoX wrote: I have figured out how the moderators pick and choose audio submissions from an inside source....
The moderators rate subbmissions based on there user rank and current user level, so if your rank is very low, then there is a very good chance your submission will be temporarly banned. This is done to regulate how many good songs are allowed on NG's. please note that "good" songs are only rated based on the moderators decission, not other NG's user's votes.

So their slogan, "Everything by Everyone" is actually incorrect, The correct slogan is actually,
"Everything by Moderation", since everything you submit hasto pass thru the moderators before it even gets posted. however my sources idicate that some of the moderators may be corrupte, in the sense that they will form alliences with only the most powerful of NG users, and allow them too post just about anything they want to.

This is very unfortunite fore any new user that just happens too stumble into the wrong position, however if you are banned from submitting, you could always join a group account, but theise are mostly controlled by those "high in power" NG users so if you piss them off you can kiss your membership goodbye.

Newgrounds is no different than any other free networking site in that NG's picks and chooses what content, and who uses, the website.

yes, it is completley true that we have the time to form some gay-ass aliance and build some kind of e-ladder getting all "high in power", as you put it.
it is also true that when my superiours see this , they will delete you from the internet alltogether. The NG-ladder is only one of many networking ladders that reach up to the very top.
You are, however, not the only one who have noticed and learned this horrible terrible truth. You are not alone. You all should unite and make a stand for it. I suggest that everyone of you get together at a certain place at a certain time. Since you will be quite a few people, I suggest a military test-area where everyone can fit.
I will make sure that my superiours will not test any new kind of horrible bombs that very day you all smart and inteligent people get together.

Do we have a deal?

before the redesign, "listens" wasn't registered at all, while "downloads" were. that's why you'll find some older popular tunes around with more downloads than listens.

why not just make a full story of the faked event when you're "done"? in your blog, of course.