At 10/17/09 08:59 AM, Da-stickman-lord wrote: how do you kick?

hit attack-key while in the air.

HAPPERHTGUISDUIERHISDF BFURHHGFDGASKJDHHDA

We got two kinds of "helpful" users posting in this thread:

The helpful asshole

At 10/17/09 04:49 AM, Alchemist94 wrote: Would it kill you to use your brain?

AUDIO ADVERTISEMENTS

The helpful good-guy

At 10/17/09 04:49 AM, Syntrus wrote: Hello and welcome to the newgrounds audio forum plz deposit ads in the correct thread.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/2538 61/513

Thx Your Pal

Syntrus

The Robo Hendrix

If you're gonna help out, you might as well try to be polite, especially towards the new audioforum users.

yeah yea, 15 or whatever - still there's no point in bumping ancient topics that noone remembers just to apologice. if you feel that you need to do that so strongly, you can do that in your blog.

At 10/16/09 11:14 PM, LaForge wrote:

At 10/16/09 09:08 PM, Bjra wrote: CUBASE

I thought Cubase was designed specifically for guitar players?

Cubase actually use to be THE MIDI-based software, whilst ProTools was the recording-software - back in the days when none of the softwares actually could deal about equally good with both parts.

Cubase is way more than 50USD however, though there are slim versions that usually comes for free buying some kind of hardware. I don't know what the desl is with Cubase 5 out now though, haven't followed nor upgraded...

oh lol, i actually didn't see the penis, i only thought the pussy were a little more bulging than normal pussys lolololol what a failure i made of myself...

At 10/16/09 06:28 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Why is it alright to ask me "How's it hangin'?" That question refers to the state of a dude's bitch splitter and whether or not it's hanging to the left or to the right. The natural response that I give with no offense taken whatsoever is "Half mast and to the left/right".

well, the girl in the picture you could probably ask "how's it hanging" and get a reply similiar to the ones you yourself give when asked that same question...

At 10/16/09 06:22 PM, hhhh wrote: NO BROB! YOU CANT PLAY WITH HEAVY METAL FLUTE CHICK! YOU SHOULD BE RUNNING!!!!
RUN BROB RUN!!!!!!!!!

roflmao YOU GUYS SHOULD LEARN FROM THIS GUY RIGHT HERE! now THAT'S an internetwinner riiight here!!!

OLY SHIT BOB! YOU SHOULD ENTER THIS! YOU'LL WIN FOR SURE!!!

ALSO, THIS IS NOT SOME GODDAMN ALLCAPSTHREAD, I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU PEOPLE GOT THAT MORONIC IDEA FROM! THIS IS A PHOTOSHOP BOB'S LEVEL-ICON THREAD GODDAMNIT!

OLY SHIT BOB!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

At 10/16/09 06:05 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:

At 10/16/09 06:03 PM, hhhh wrote: ROB
ROB?!

Hey man that's Bob

HE'S DOING IT RIGHT DAMNIT!!

OLY SHIT BOB!

YOU'RE FAST! EARTH NEED MORE GRAVITY TO KEEP UP WITH YA!

OLY SHIT BOB, DON'T STOP! THEY'LL GET YOU WHEN YOU STOP! RUN DAMN YOU, RUUUNNNNN!!!!1

OLY SHIT BOB, YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS IF ONLY YOU'D RUN LIKE YOU WERE TOLD TO! IT'S NOT TOO LATE, GET UP AND RUN, RUN LIKE THE BLADE!!!1

OLY SHIT BOB, THIS IS YOUR BIG CHANSE! RUN, AND THE COACH CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU FOR DEFILING HIS DAUGHTERS WHEN YOU WIN THE WHOLE DAMN TOURNAMET! RRUUUUUNNNNN BOOOB, RUUUUUUUN!!!!

OLY SHIT GUYS, YOU GUYS ARENT A FAMOUS RAPGROUP FROM THE LAST CENTURY, YOU'RE NG EMPLOYEES GODDAMNIT! AND DON'T JUST FUCKING STAND THERE, THERE'S A NUCLEAR WAR GOING ON DAMNIT, RUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!1

OLY SHIT BOB WHT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING???! YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG, YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR FEET AND RUN!! RUN, GODDAMNIT, RUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!1

OLY SHIT BOB! YOU FOUND TEH BEST RUNNING PARTNER EVAR!!!! I RELY HOPE YOU TWO WILL MAEK IT OUT ALIVE FROM THIS MESS RUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!1

OLY SHIT BOB, DON'T DO IT - HE'S TOO POWERFUL! YOUR BEST CHANSE IS TO RUN, RUUUUUNNN BOB RUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

OLY SHIT BOB, YOU CAN STILL WIN THE FINALS IF ONLY YOU'D RUN - RUN LIKE THE GODDAMN WIIND, RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN BOOOOOOOBBBBBBB RRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!

OLY SHIT OMFG WTF RUN BOB, RUN! THERE'S A GOD DAMN NUCLEARWAR GOING ON, RUUUUN!!!1

amidoinitrite?

At 10/16/09 05:21 AM, Ptcfast wrote: What about the fucked up side banners?!

nah, that's just a piece of artwork. OR IS IT??? >:O

Also, this must be one of those NG-related topics where some n00b user comes in and says "This must be one of those retarded topics where another mod comes in and says " LAWL I NOES ISNIT SKARREY?" and so on and so forth"

At 10/16/09 later than 05:30 AM, ZyklonB wrote: This must be one of those retarded topics where another mod comes in and says " LAWL I NOES ISNIT SKARREY?" and so on and so forth

OH LOL I WUS LIEK TOTLY RITE YUOS GUISES LOL!!1

The one known as Johnny_Utah, or whoever made the halloweenbanner, better tell us all a spooky scary story that features the fine halloweenbannerevent going on.

Every time i go online on NG with that banner up, my balls are being tickled and I can't help to wonder:

- Who is that big fellow who have funny hands, feet and face?
- Why is the tankman shooting at the big fellow with the funny hands, feet and face?
- How come there is one tankmen climbing up that tree pulling a face like he got something intruding his rear bodyhole?
- Why are there cookiecrumbs underneath the shooting tankman and the big fellow who have funny hands, feet and face?
- Why are they in a graveyard in the first place?
- Is this all just a trick, like the balloon-boy stunt, to grab our attention?

All these question requires a full reply in a tankmenflash. if there is no new tankmenflash on halloween, i will be disapoint - ecause my balls will have been tickled for no good reason. :(

At 10/15/09 03:35 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 10/15/09 03:31 PM, Pounce wrote: How much money would you have to be offered to forget a loved ones' death?
Or to kill them with your own hands?

Or some stranger that you will never know?

5 dollars.

No, that's the price for a longlongtime during the Vietnam war. And it was ONLY 5 dollars

thanks guys, now i know!

JKR, you wouldn't want me as a flash-artist in your collab, i'm as noob as it gets with flash... :p

I have a few ugly movieclips that i've tweened around a bit, but for this schoolproject I'm required to make the movie in two different sizes.

When resizing the project, obv. everything is out of place (sizes are336x280 and 250x600).

So, my question is if thre's an easy way to just move everything and not having to redo the tweens?

Only thing I can come up with is to take the current movieclips, make them into a new movieclip and then just move it down, but I'd prefer not to do that.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8166 29

At 10/14/09 02:46 PM, Rucklo wrote: Weee hapy buuurfghhfghffrdfdgfghgaai Bob

here's uhn caek ^_________^

no that's 50cent, here's teh caek ^________^

Weee hapy buuurfghhfghffrdfdgfghgaai Bob

here's uhn caek ^_________^

Ultrabear