The one known as Johnny_Utah, or whoever made the halloweenbanner, better tell us all a spooky scary story that features the fine halloweenbannerevent going on.

Every time i go online on NG with that banner up, my balls are being tickled and I can't help to wonder:

- Who is that big fellow who have funny hands, feet and face?
- Why is the tankman shooting at the big fellow with the funny hands, feet and face?
- How come there is one tankmen climbing up that tree pulling a face like he got something intruding his rear bodyhole?
- Why are there cookiecrumbs underneath the shooting tankman and the big fellow who have funny hands, feet and face?
- Why are they in a graveyard in the first place?
- Is this all just a trick, like the balloon-boy stunt, to grab our attention?

All these question requires a full reply in a tankmenflash. if there is no new tankmenflash on halloween, i will be disapoint - ecause my balls will have been tickled for no good reason. :(

At 10/15/09 03:35 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 10/15/09 03:31 PM, Pounce wrote: How much money would you have to be offered to forget a loved ones' death?
Or to kill them with your own hands?

Or some stranger that you will never know?

5 dollars.

No, that's the price for a longlongtime during the Vietnam war. And it was ONLY 5 dollars

thanks guys, now i know!

JKR, you wouldn't want me as a flash-artist in your collab, i'm as noob as it gets with flash... :p

I have a few ugly movieclips that i've tweened around a bit, but for this schoolproject I'm required to make the movie in two different sizes.

When resizing the project, obv. everything is out of place (sizes are336x280 and 250x600).

So, my question is if thre's an easy way to just move everything and not having to redo the tweens?

Only thing I can come up with is to take the current movieclips, make them into a new movieclip and then just move it down, but I'd prefer not to do that.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8166 29

At 10/14/09 02:46 PM, Rucklo wrote: Weee hapy buuurfghhfghffrdfdgfghgaai Bob

here's uhn caek ^_________^

no that's 50cent, here's teh caek ^________^

Weee hapy buuurfghhfghffrdfdgfghgaai Bob

here's uhn caek ^_________^

Ultrabear

Browsing through the largest (and shittiest) Swedish newspaper, both on paper and online - Aftonbladet - I was to bear (lololol) wittness of... lo and behold, it's ULTRABEAR - UNMASKED!!!!!

The true identity of Ultrabear have now been captured on camera! I wonder if somone can find his true identity amongst all the other bears. I mean, come ooon, they all look the same NOT BEARRASISM >:O

article (in swedish)

The title on the image below reads: "Scared the bear away - with the cellphone"
Looks like Ultrabear may have some kind of fear of cellphones. Always bring a cellphone when you go wander in the forrests, kids.

what is this "KK"? lol

At 10/9/09 10:36 AM, Leidolfr wrote: we're just a terrible pack of racists, we should be ashamed

fucking ashamed I tell you

i really don't see why that makes anyone to be racist...? more like the interenet is gonna go;"hey Obama, i really liked your stuff that you didn't do, but Bush had the best agenda for peace in the middle east of all time. OF ALL TIME!"

or something similiar.

At 10/9/09 10:31 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 10/9/09 10:29 AM, ForNoReason wrote: First a Grammy... now THIS?!

lol, I KNEW it, he isnt Apophis, its, its....

hoooly shit, the internet is cumming... all servers at once...

At 10/9/09 10:18 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 10/9/09 10:12 AM, esko-man wrote: Those of you who ask what he has done to deserve the award, need to take a look back at who was preaching war and who supported peace.

I believe in Peace, and Ive done nothing for it. where the fuck is my medal?

you should at least get an e-award for beliving! >:(

fucking swedish commitée sounds like they just wanna open their mouths and slurpee-slurp. the open question "what the hell have he done so far to deserve the award?" stands very open.

At 10/9/09 09:30 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 10/9/09 09:26 AM, PenisClown wrote: Moar?

He reminds me of someone, but, I cant think of who......

ROFLMAO! but.... i thought we killed apophis... i saw him crash against the planet.... they just keep coming back...

CDJ2000

the price for em is indeed ridiculous, and i can't belive how pioneer equipment can have such a plastic feel to them, yet be among the very top on the market.

still, i don't play CD much... i got numark hdx and cdx, but the hdx CD-reader is buste. can't afford to toss it into repair, so i'm sticking to my 1210's instead.
vinyl is way more fun than CD anyways :p

At 10/8/09 02:06 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Hey! I know you.... You're from the internet!

there's definitley something familiar about the username, yeah.

HAY, IT'S YUO... GIMME MAH DETONATORS BAKK >:(

how is shit man?! also, oink oink ^___________________^

*unts unts* "BOOOH" *unts unts* "EEEKK" *unts unts* "AARGHHH"

good luck everyone ^___^

At 10/8/09 07:34 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 10/8/09 07:31 AM, Rastamon42 wrote: Read this bullshit article, then look at the guy who wrote it. He looks like some kind of evil spirit himself.

That kind of makes me think that the website is a work of parody.

Yeah There are many little Troll websites that pose as religious officials

definitley. some of the sections made me lol tho, the kidz section f.ex;
"My OBJECTIVE is JUST 4 KIDZ! The "Z" is for "ZEALOUSNESS," 'cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm. I read in the Bible that He said: "As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent"... Let's do that!"

At 10/7/09 02:58 PM, Rucklo wrote: LOL!

onewordallcaps+1spampost.

damnit, that's a onedayban for me. oh well, see yuos guises friday, i guess :(

LOL!

At 10/7/09 02:00 PM, Wonchop wrote:

At 10/7/09 01:54 PM, evilhamsterboy wrote: Those madness folks sure made out well.

I lol'd

madness is all about the <3 and the toung-fencing

weee, congrats to all!

i'm so happy COW made top5, that's awesome!!! ^___________ ^

now to work hard on the next project im involved with.... :D:D:D:D:D

GIT DOWN ON UR KNEES N YOU MAY HAVE DAT DIGG YO!!!1

digg, dagg, dugg lolol ^__________^

i'm sure there's a topic like this somewhere, but the searchfunction don't allow less than four letters, so that's no help, and i really don't feel like manually browsing for it, didn't find such a topic in page 2, that's enough...

i might get one of adobe's bundles, depending on my upcoming finances. i'm taking a basic flash-course at school, and wanna get into learning flash a bit more. my main goal is to learn AS as good as possible, so that I can maximize flash and integrate my audio as good as possible in games and such, possibly make my own games in the future.

at school we have CS3, but a later version should be better, no? reason that i get a little hesitant is the fact that AS1/2 and AS3 are so different.

If somone could tell me the main differences between CS3 and CS4 I'd be thankful (or post a link to a thread where the comparision have been done...)

At 10/6/09 06:17 PM, yemDX wrote:

At 10/6/09 06:09 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: You're late, tom included this in one of his posts about 2 weeks ago.

Ah ok good thanks. I'm slower then a snail when it comes to this kind of stuff. x_X

dunno about 2 weeks ago, but at least yesterday... http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1110 988

i actually manage to miss the part where it said that he was in the hospital reading that yesterday... O_o

anyway, there's a newspost about it, that'd be enough.

and you copy-cat kids, don't repeat your shit in another thread or i'll have you banned for spamming. your crap have been deleted. >:(

At 10/6/09 06:03 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 10/6/09 06:02 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: I feel like im gonna die

That's natural selection for you.

lol yeah, sooner or later we won't have to deal with his stupid shenanigans anymore...

clobcat

snobcat

AAAGGHBWRABLABLABLAAEGRHGHRHGHG

holyfuckingshit they look exactly the same!