the fuck, those ads are what pays 11 fulltime employees working at Newgrounds + all sorts of contest-awards. the frontpage banner-curtain ads are probably the most decorative and good looking ads on the whole page too - not to mention a whole lot of the internet.
also, the ads on NG are well programmed into place and whatnot, so that it won't slow the damn site down. be glad those ads are there, or you'd have no gay little BBS to whine about petty details.
conclution: you suck.