DJ-name

My DJ-name is DJ Hooker. Because I whore myself out playing shitty music for money.

also, lmao

At 10/26/09 06:52 PM, lolwtfmudkips wrote: AD block. Get it.

i should withdraw your posting-priviledge for being a retard. but your username says "no". >**

holy shit, luis!

next time we meet you WILL wear that red latex-suite and a pair of red earprotections! if you don't i can't be responcible for my actions... and if you do wear it, well, i can't be held responcible for my actions in that case either ^__________________^

At 10/26/09 07:39 AM, therealanimator wrote: ok i don't get it what am i supposed to see?

then browse through the entire thread before you post, n00bert.

At 10/26/09 07:20 AM, Falonefal wrote:

At 10/26/09 07:16 AM, data662 wrote: The link isn't porn...............

A couple of posts up you have the pic posted by a mod and screwed up with happy smileys instead of angry ones.

hey what the fuck get over here so i can kick your ass, you little facewolf. here i come bringing a rare screencap, and you're all bitchy about the details.
also, happy smileys is the new cool. :)

At 10/26/09 07:11 AM, Falonefal wrote:

At 10/26/09 06:52 AM, Rucklo wrote: alright you stinkin' knobs, here's the work-safe version. there will be no posting the NSFW directly into a post in this thread, but since the NSFW-tag is clear enough it's OK (IN THIS CASE!!!) to link to a screendump elsewhere on teh intruhwebz.

You should've put angry NewGrounds smileys there, what are those fucking happy ones doing there?

hey, fuck you, the happy ones wanna hang out somewhere too!

i know i'd be that happy if i could hang out at those selected spots...

At 10/26/09 07:04 AM, Falonefal wrote: What the hell are hives?
All google comes up with is Bee Hives.

your google skills fail miserably, young padawan...

http://www.ehow.com/how_2048341_recogniz e-symptoms-hives.html

At 10/22/09 04:26 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Why did you play lacrosse?

because he doesn't belive in anything. obv.

At 10/26/09 05:40 AM, gregaaron89 wrote: Stop thinking of sexual orientation as so black and white, also your orientation has nothing to do with your gender identity (meaning how "manly" you are), stereotypes aren't true most of the time, etc...

I think i know what you're trying to say... both genders have assholes, so one shouldn't be bothered if both men and women turns you on?

alright you stinkin' knobs, here's the work-safe version. there will be no posting the NSFW directly into a post in this thread, but since the NSFW-tag is clear enough it's OK (IN THIS CASE!!!) to link to a screendump elsewhere on teh intruhwebz.

take a car-sound and try to pitch it down a few %. you'll want some squeeking to make it more realistic too, that shouldn't be too hard to find somewhere. then when you got the squeeking, prepare the sample by highpassing everything below say at least 400Hz, and mix it in with the "tank sound". make sure the squeeking is at an appropriate level compared with the "tank sound".

roflmao, a modern day classic.

i guess somone's getting fired, or already got fired and then pulled this stunt...

At 10/26/09 04:41 AM, Diddy wrote: What is the siver thing in the middle/front of the seat for? Leg Stirrups??

most likley the controller... wouldn't wanna smash into something with that between yer legs eh...

neato! Thanx, Vexagon! :)

so in AS3 i type all script on the actual frames where the instance is at? othervice how do i hail the instance that it's supposed to work for?

Some dude was drunkdriving a La-Z-Boy. That's right, the chair La-Z-Boy.

Heeeeelarious...

tried something like this, but the "hail" of the button is how it's done in AS2. i assume it's not the same in AS3... instance name is cir_btn

cir_btn.onPress = function (){
	_rotation + =5;	
};

i want a button (or movieclip if possible) to rotate a certain amount of degrees when clicking on it.

also, i want to be able to move the button (or movieclip) with the arrow keys.

i can't find a specific tutorial for this, probably because i suck at searching (checked through some of the tutorial-flashes in the sticky, but most of them seem to be for older versions of flash and/or AS1/2).

i don't even know how to "hail" the object in AS3 tbh... :(

suicide time :(

At 10/25/09 06:06 PM, Koriigahn wrote: My girlfriend is better than me on COD4.

it's the only way :(

good times, yes, but they've rolled a long time ago, into the sunset.

At 10/25/09 08:00 AM, FlashCam wrote:

At 10/25/09 08:00 AM, Rucklo wrote: welcome to the mod-family, person!

Wait...How do you be a mod???

you ask nicley and have gayporn to offer.

or do it by the book: http://www.newgrounds.com/lit/faq/

welcome to the mod-family, person!

what the FUCK did the bar close one hour early for then? AFKHKSLJHGSEUGHG4378IG8FU

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT ARRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE

but i thought everytihng was shit with fall, even the time. now you tell me that it's not like that? GODDAMNIT AAASDJKFHIAEGHTRGHH784YWH5TRG

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grth

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back? i thought it was going forward... :-|

Flash-exam

i've been attending to a 7.5 point eveningclass of flash (two nights/week for ten weeks), and had the exam today. We had full access to the internet and such, but weren't allowed to communicate (with eachother). forums, tutorials etc. was at our disposal.

I think i did pretty well, twas pretty easy really... there were 9 different tasks:
- some motiontweening test
- some masking test
- some motionguide test
- button test
- some animations (fbf+tweening)
- etc.etc. (it got a little harder than just "get a blue square to move from left to right", but whatever)

ONE thing i never got around to get right was to load an outside .swf into the working .fla
its kindof bugging me that i couldn't solve it... i did attempt the loadMovie script thingy and got the info from this thread, but i couldn't get the searching path correct since we were supposed to burn everything on a CD afterwards n shit. actually i don¨'t think we were supposed to do it with script anyway, there were pretty much no other script in the course than stop, play, gotoAndStop/Play, onRelease conditions and basic shit like that.

i can still get the highest grade if the teachers think my animations were worhty, though the task i failed was 4p, 30p was maximum and 23 was the limit for the highest grade. i only have 3 points to fail in the rest of the tasks... :(

anway, i'd post this in some lounge where people know me, but they wouldn't understand me like i'm sure yuos flashies guises do. lolol. ^_______________________________^

At 10/24/09 10:04 AM, PhysX wrote: Ack the Magic Turtle

lolol he's scorching his own tail, maybe he stuck a hot-dog on it.

psychoacoustics... it's all in the eye of the beholder I MEAN EAR LOL!

psychoacoustoics is a really interesting subject though (and it's just that - subjective most often), i haven't come across this before. got any links for a google-lazy hobo?

At 10/21/09 09:13 PM, shabbo wrote: Good job Rucklo You scared him away.

yeah, to the flash-portal. he's probably fapping to my latest flash, a walking-cycle of a fat man.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8166 30

At 10/21/09 08:56 PM, cast wrote:

At 10/21/09 08:48 PM, Rucklo wrote:

At 10/21/09 08:44 PM, Rucklo wrote: a chicken tuna salad. YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, TOM!

silly me, i got a better idea. i think he should watch my first ever flashsubmission and save it from eternal blamnation ^___________________^

The fat man loves eating unnecessary amounts of bandwidth.

dude, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't tell Tom... <_< >_>