the first crush will feel like it's the most important thing in your life, but in a few years you'll have met more cats, and will realize that there's more to life than that first special cat.

i heard that if you're an intern in the US, you have to either suck Bill Clintons dick, or sleep with David Letterman.

"the 'ribosome in a car' produces CO2 which is very good for the environment. plants breathe that shit"

feel free to copy/paste all of the above. no credit needed.

2 late dawg

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9731 38

no seriously, i just might have to make that flash. holy shit.

they came back to life - to take yours!

NAZI-GOLD 3 - THE REVENGENECE OF MURDERATION!

OH SHIT! guys, sorry! i didn't mean to make a thread with such a high intellectual bar, i'll just lock this up so none of you feel bad for making threads that never will reach as high a level like this.

please, go on making threads about mastErbation, surprisesex, and 4chan meme's.

now i know, i just farted too.

its 2.30 am here, i can't sleep so i sit and keep yuos guises company.
and what do i hear? not one, nor two but three farts from my neighbours in less than 30 seconds.

this must mean something, i just don't know what yet. i'll let yuos guises know when i find out.

At 10/28/09 09:28 PM, adamflecko wrote:

At 10/28/09 09:27 PM, tornadopilot2 wrote: Some Natzis coming back to life as a zombie?

oh my god you are amazing!

must... resist... staying up even later to make a fullength flash out of this amazing idea...

post it here lol

skynet turns 2012 years old, and the iguanas on ELP's desk suddenly becomes hostile.

At 10/28/09 09:22 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: What are all these fucking Rucklos doing in my locked thread?

eating your 30% sandwich

it happens when the review-mods decide that it's time. and the review got flagged or some shit.

point is, your review must've sucked donkeyballs, and you must stay the fuck out of my lawn or i'll call Hells Angels. They're big and tough and will carry you off my lawn.

At 10/28/09 09:17 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: What are these fucking iguanas doing on my coffee table?

making you a 30% sandwich

i'd seek out the weakest people available and troll them, because i'd be on the other side of the earth lolol.

then later on i'd get an angry phonecall from my mom, whom the weakest people on the other side of the earth called and said what i did. then i'd be grounded. :(

At 10/28/09 09:09 PM, STEM wrote:

At 10/28/09 09:06 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: General shape tho.

What about these, also twin towers?

dude, that's king kong climbing the empire state building. dunno what that other piece of junk is, probably something pre-historic like babels tower or some shit.

i think it looks like optimus prime.

he is the leader of the good robots.

because forum

sry guises but this maeks uhlotta sense.

it's a mal lock. LOL GETIT MAL LOCK
KNEEEEF!

holy fucking shit this have to be the most advanced and deep thread i've seen in ages!

OP-kid, next time you make a thread don't think so god damn much, the rest of us have a really hard time keeping up with you and your deep deep thoughts! :o

Malachy is made out of stainless steel and likes to take a key up his, uh, hole.

At 10/28/09 03:05 PM, puddinN64 wrote: When I'm 34....

What will I do when I'm 34?

This?

who ISN'T a fan of that song? :p

but we can add fav. songs to our profiles for a reason. if you wish to discuss a certain song in this forum, it should have some kind of technicality to it (or song build in a creative manner, whatever). if it's just for appreciation then pop over to general forum and make a thread. though even there you should try to elaborate and actually bring up a discussion rather than just "who likes this"-type threads.

Arnold is my childhood hero...

GET DOWNS, GIT DOWNS UHGAIN!!

blood n piss

one day i'll delete all non red/yellow aura posts on a full page. and then i'll punish everyone on that page who in the future switches their aura. DO WE HAEV UHN DEEL?

Unless you're actually looking for quality, you won't get anything cheaper than Behringer... or second hand, of course.

this tune have cashed in 4$ for me so far... hooray!

At 10/27/09 09:00 AM, Diddy wrote:

At 10/27/09 12:06 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Careful with where you sleep at. You might wake up with a condom in your ass... : /

Or even worse, a cock.

or your white socks stolen.

At 10/27/09 01:10 AM, LJCoffee wrote: I live...

do we know you, sir?

At 10/26/09 07:30 PM, Mich wrote: Also, awesome broken link Ruckles. :3

doh http://www.djhooker.com/