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in a hundred years girls are always going to be completely naked, and boy will have clothes so baggy it will be impossible to find them in it!

How is it child porn if you're 15 and the girl probably is too?

What about a syringe full of aids? Could you bring that?

Now that you two have become acquainted, grab her cock!

That reminds me of a simalur story, just a while ago I was diagnosed with pedophilia! What are the chances of that?

I have a street veiw of my house (Im too lazy to post it) but I still have my halloween decorations out in the picture!

Lol, I made my guy a vampire, but I don't want to cure it because Im always out at night anyway, Im a Kal'Jit theif

Oblivion 4 is pretty good, its a midevil one by the Fallout 3 people, its fun to play as a theif in it!

I am sitting with my left elbow on the desk in front of my keyboard holding up my chin, im leaned forword about 30 degrees from my chair with my toes on the floor underneath the chair in order to balance me to lean forword.

Why do you need to even have to have a manual to tell you what the buttons do, almost every single game has either a tutorial or it just kinda steps you through at the begining, maybe if you're retarded and forget, but in that case you just test all the buttons!

Maybe violent video games get all the anger and violence out of people as a safe outlet, maybe it's pacifying murderers from killing people!

Anybody have it? It's like the original zelda but they made all of the pixals into 3D cubes!

It goes straight to your thighs...and then you blow up!

I have not eaten at McDonalds in about 5 years, and before that I hadn't in 3 years

Man it would be fun to run around in that sidways building...if it didn't collapse on you...

At 5/17/10 10:20 PM, NinjaDonut wrote: Dear School Nurse:
Cindy Lauderdale will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of Measles and has horrible headaches and a 100.68F fever. We have made an appointment with our Pediatrician, Dr. Jonas, who studied for many years in Stanford and has a Masters degree in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!
Sincerely
Mrs. Lauderdale.

That is by far the funniest that could possibly be made, also it says this needs to be longer so LALALALALALALAAAAA!

Dear School Nurse:
Cock Smith will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of AIDS and has horrible tentacles and a/an crappy fever. We have made an appointment with the horny Dr. Anus, who studied for many years in brothel and has 69 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!
Sincerely
Mrs. Lesbian.

Teehee, I made a funny!

And as Nickleback once said, It's gunna rain like this for days!!!! He would make a good weather man

I take recycling too far...

At 5/16/10 04:57 PM, rubberducky7 wrote:

At 5/16/10 09:11 AM, Arctic-Zone wrote: This one. Well, it's catchy for me. I always catch myself playing it in my head.

If we're doing tf2 ones then this one!

This one

At 5/16/10 09:11 AM, Arctic-Zone wrote: This one. Well, it's catchy for me. I always catch myself playing it in my head.

If we're doing tf2 ones then this one!

Scream
Hide
Cry
Beg for mercy

You can tell from the title, Leprechaun 5: In the Hood, it was suuposed to be a horror movie...

Pure led, uranium, plutonium, and strontium binky, collect them all!

I support the Flying Spaggeti Monster Theory since it has as much proof as anybody else...

Child porn, Billy Maze, and a crappy rpg! I am so turned on right now!

Crushed under an avalanche of naked old men, that would be gross...

I'm really good at lieing especially at acting innocent and unknowing of what happened

Reminds me of this

At 5/4/10 08:08 PM, rubberducky7 wrote: One website can explain all this

Oh #*%#@ Wrong link, it one of those annoying one letter difference websites! Here it is!