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At 10/27/10 07:02 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 10/27/10 06:55 PM, rubberducky7 wrote:

God, you're ignorant...

According to the bible, using gods name in vain is one of the ten commondments, which are punishible by death!

At 10/27/10 07:02 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 10/27/10 06:55 PM, rubberducky7 wrote: And if you sell your daughter as a sex slave, the person you sold her to can't sell her again, only give her away for free

Wrong. That passage doesn't mean "sex slave". It talks about normal slavery, as it was back in those times. The reason she can't be sold again is actually to PREVENT sexual abuse.

And slavery back then wasn't the same as we think of it today. It was more like indentured servitude, and was a cultural norm.

God, you're ignorant...

"If she is displeasing in the eyes of her master who designated her for himself"
Why does he care about her appearance if shes only doing chores for him

And if you sell your daughter as a sex slave, the person you sold her to can't sell her again, only give her away for free
"If a man sells his daughter as a female slave, she is not to go free as the male slaves do. If she is displeasing in the eyes of her master who designated her for himself, then he shall let her be redeemed. He does not have authority to sell her to a foreign people because of his unfairness to her. If he designates her for his son, he shall deal with her according to the custom of daughters. If he takes to himself another woman, he may not reduce her food, her clothing, or her conjugal rights. If he will not do these three things for her, then she shall go out for nothing, without payment of money. Exodus 21:7"

I'm an aithiest, but I'm trying to reading the entire bible, just so I can get both sides of the argument, but according to this quote I found, if a person tries to convert you, you should stone them to death:
"If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers...Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage. Dueteronomy 13:6-10"
Anybody have any other disturbing bible quotes?

Yeah, but probably already payed more than twice that bill to them earlier

I don't get why everybody gets health insurance, obviously the health insurance companies have to make money, or they wouldn't exsist. The only way for them to be making money is if they charge people more than it would cost for the people to actually pay the medical bill. It's like a casino, the house always wins in the long run, but there is an extremely small chance you will get more than you paid for by getting some terrible disease.

I just remind myself that absolutly nothing matters in the long run, so there is no need to worry about anything

I probably think he was asleep, and I wouldnt exactly be excited to check

I don't think we will ever get to colonize a planet, we all would have probably killed eachother by then, and if we do, we'd just ruin that one too

My 20th scale torture devices will finally go to good use!

Well, mine are the same as yours but with brass knuckles...

At 9/28/10 09:49 PM, kittehg0d wrote: i steal your plank and hit you with it! :D

Well, although mine doesnt have spikes, its a black guy, meaning he'd win

At 9/25/10 08:51 AM, kiljoy96 wrote: Because everything there (except for big brand shoes or electronics) breaks within 3 weeks of buying and using it.

Its just like apple!

Oh jeez, I didnt know that anyone saw me doing that...

Kenny is frickin awesome, reminds me of the pyro from tf2

Or, tackle, struggle, submission

Confusion, reflection, sword dance

Greatest ps2 game evah!

The dead space puppet death, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrZGqZ0jA gA

Why are they making a LBP 2, any improvements they wanna make they can just do in updates

The last boss in deadspace, I dont want to give it away but you can look at the link if you want a spoiler
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/104 59/929850-hive_mind_super.jpg

At 8/20/10 04:48 PM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Those idiots. I get all my porn by searching "breasts" on wikipedia.

I remember that was the first time I looked at something remotly close to porn back when I was 11, those were the days...

Im an American and I do admit the majority is dumbasses, I just live right next to a college and mountains to hike in, so everyone is either that college indie athiest type or granola heads. Almost all of the rest of America is pure fat dumbass, especially the South!

Clothes so baggy, the entire room is engulfed in its folds!

What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you in a public bathroom?

TF2: Now with boss fights!

What would have happened if you assumed the position

I would if it was a famous animator from NG such as Happy Harry, Egoraptor, or The Swain, but otherwise no

Whats this a parody of?

Any one but clock day, even a regular day is better than that